The Parade of Horribles
The Man: Insatiable spirit of the power elite.
The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come: The angel of unintended consequences and inconvenient truths.
Frère Jacques -- The Terror: Simon-Pierre de Nemo-l'Île. Fanatical partisan of liberty, equality, fraternity -- or death.
The Devil's Advocate:: Cecilia Molly. Chic society girl, heartbreaker, and ruthless government conspiracy troubleshooter.
The Master Race: Unstoppable killing machine, fuelled by hatred and electricity.
Pavlov's Dog: The original master of mind control and undisputed dictator of a Ruritania in Eastern Europe.
Camisa Vieja: Íñigo Díaz y MacDonald. Neofascist leader of the Ironblood terrorist network.
Smoking Mirror: Tezcatlipoca. Aztec jaguar-god of the night sky, hurricanes, rulership, sorcery, war, and beauty.
The Feminine Mystique: Irresistible spirit of obliteration of the self.
The Mouse King: HM Murissimus III, King of the Mice. Supreme commander-in-chief and warlord of all vermin.
Checkmate: Chess-obsessed Napoléon of crime and leader of the Masonic conspiracy.
The Lady in Red: Colonel Natalya Fyodorovna Rasputina, KGB. Communist hardliner who never says die (family tradition).
Great Scot: The Most Noble The MacHinery Mór, Duke of Earl. Mad scientist and bagpipe enthusiast who blinds his enemies with science.
Zeno's Turtle: zh-Arkadaeos the Implacably Turbulent. Interdimensional conqueror with the cosmic ability to fold space.
The Mask of the Red Death: Visarionovich Fernández y Belisario. Fifth-columnist agent of the Fourth International turned Euromobster.
Prophet Loss: Bil'ām bin Beor. Ammonite magician and prophet for hire, killed by the Sons of Israel four thousand years ago.
The Abominable Snowman: Fearsome cryptid from the frigid reaches of the Himalayas.
Manhunter: Staff Sergeant David "Fingers" Duncan-MacGregor, RCMP. Gambler cashiered from the Mounties for murder, racketeering, and jaywalking.
The villainous counterparts to the New Frontiersmen, the Parade of Horribles include their greatest enemies, from the murderous Frère Jacques (who, like Brother Jonathan, is kept young and vital by his zealous idealism) to the ruthless dictator Pavlov's Dog and the pre-Colombian horror that is Smoking Mirror (who has vowed to resurrect his cult by unleashing plagues that will far surpass those once used by what he calls "that uppity Jew").