He's really just the jar, a form of intelligent Silicon based life form with the entity itself and its consciousness all in one handy pitcher. But he's not the interesting part.
The Kool-aid in him is the typical home bought and consumed Kool-aid, but our belief of this liqued is all wrong. Rather than some flavoring and coloring, the contents of a Kool-aid pack is really millions of collective conscious cells, dehydrated and inactive (hence the need for water and sugar which is used by these entities to metabolise and reproduce asexually). Once induced, they make thier way into the blood stream and invade our brain, working to brainwash us and turn us into mindless slaves for the Pitcher people from outer space.... WE MUST STOP THE INVASION!
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kool-aid man is obviously a Founder sent to infiltrate earth and alter children's minds so they're favorable to the dominion's way of thinking before the federation can come into existence. duh.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."