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Posted: 2004-12-19 01:40pm
by Gil Hamilton
From the way you trim the fat, we'll never be a top board at this rate.
Posted: 2004-12-19 02:07pm
by Uraniun235
HemlockGrey wrote:First they came for the inactive members, and I did not speak up, for I was not an inactive members.
Then they came for the spammers, and I did not speak up, for I was not a spammer.
Then they came for the newbies, and I did not speak up, for I was not a newbie.
Then they came for the low-post count members, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a low post count.
And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up.
Shit, he knows the plan!
Posted: 2004-12-19 04:48pm
by Dalton
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Daltonator wrote:
Ah good, I was afraid you had gone through the entire memberlist.
Speaking of which, have you greenlit those new applicants? One such member named CDS is still unable to post.
Christ, I'll do it now if it'll shut ya up.
Posted: 2004-12-19 05:17pm
by RogueIce
Posted: 2004-12-19 08:29pm
by The Vodka Vindicator
wouldn't it be a bit hard to get info from someone screaming in pain after their balls were put in the grinder?
Posted: 2004-12-19 09:14pm
by Darth Wong
HemlockGrey wrote:First they came for the inactive members, and I did not speak up, for I was not an inactive members.
Then they came for the spammers, and I did not speak up, for I was not a spammer.
Then they came for the newbies, and I did not speak up, for I was not a newbie.
Then they came for the low-post count members, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a low post count.
And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up.
Yup, that's right: the plan is to kill the spammers first, the newbies second, the low postcount people third, and then ... HemlockGrey.
Posted: 2004-12-19 09:18pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Dalton wrote:
Christ, I'll do it now if it'll shut ya up.
Hey, I only bring it up because she won't shut up mentioning it to
me.
Thanks anyway.
Posted: 2004-12-19 09:46pm
by darthdavid
Arrow Mk84 wrote:Frank Hipper wrote:The People's Museum of Heroic Vehicles only employs devices for the purpose of questioning, our meat grinders accommodate limbs and genitals only.
Dude, that made my nuts hurts!
There are no Pain enducing HAB telepaths. Nothing to see here. Move along to your assigned re-education camp.
Posted: 2004-12-19 09:58pm
by CDS
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Dalton wrote:
Christ, I'll do it now if it'll shut ya up.
Hey, I only bring it up because she won't shut up mentioning it to
me.
Thanks anyway.
Shut yer moaning!!
Posted: 2004-12-19 10:53pm
by Raptor 597
Darth Wong wrote:
Yup, that's right: the plan is to kill the spammers first, the newbies second, the low postcount people third, and then ... HemlockGrey.
Yes, victory! I live! (Postcount +1)
Posted: 2004-12-19 11:14pm
by Tasoth
*deep in the dumping vats beneath the SDN megalopilis, a lone figure stirs a vat, whistling gently to himself* Oh yessss..... yesss..... what a lovely tea party we will have....
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:09am
by Kuja
What a lovely birthday present, even if a bit late. *smiles wickedly*
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:18am
by Jon
Poor fucking zero posters, they never had a chance!
*sheds a tear*
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:20am
by Gandalf
Jon wrote:Poor fucking zero posters, they never had a chance!
*sheds a tear*
Just think of it as natural selection.
They did not reach acceptable standards for existence, their demise was inevitable.
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:28am
by Singular Quartet
Mmm.... Blood....
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:31am
by Jon
Gandalf wrote:
Just think of it as natural selection.
They did not reach acceptable standards for existence, their demise was inevitable.
We all came from those humble roots... I will grieve in my own way.
s'all good
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:34am
by Pcm979
You mean that you had a postcount of 0 for at least 2 months? I know I didn't.
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:40am
by Jon
Pcm979 wrote:You mean that you had a postcount of 0 for at least 2 months? I know I didn't.
Um er... er...
*hides*
Can't you see I'm already suffering tremendous amounts of grief over our recent loss, all those innocents --->
Posted: 2004-12-20 12:43am
by Singular Quartet
Jon wrote:Pcm979 wrote:You mean that you had a postcount of 0 for at least 2 months? I know I didn't.
Um er... er...
*hides*
Can't you see I'm already suffering tremendous amounts of grief over our recent loss, all those innocents --->
You're faking it like a ten dollar whore given a hundred dollar bill.
Posted: 2004-12-20 01:05am
by Trogdor
Ah, the slaughter before X-mas. Let all of us who were spared from the wrath of the giant meat grinder rejoice and hope we are so lucky again the next time around.
Posted: 2004-12-20 03:24pm
by The Vodka Vindicator
Darth Wong wrote:HemlockGrey wrote:First they came for the inactive members, and I did not speak up, for I was not an inactive members.
Then they came for the spammers, and I did not speak up, for I was not a spammer.
Then they came for the newbies, and I did not speak up, for I was not a newbie.
Then they came for the low-post count members, and I did not speak up, for I did not have a low post count.
And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up.
Yup, that's right: the plan is to kill the spammers first, the newbies second, the low postcount people third, and then ... HemlockGrey.
Heh. So he confesses to it...
Posted: 2004-12-20 05:33pm
by Batman
Zaia wrote:Oooh, can we recalibrate postcounts now too? Please?
Just when I've clawed my way up from 'annoying nonentity' to 'fringe nuisance'?
NO WAY IN HELL!!!
*hugs his his postcount protectively*
I was tempted to state 'You can have my postcount when you take it from my cold, dead fingers' but given the number of 'You're ON!' responses that would have generated...