Create your own tasteless reality TV show!

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2004-12-16 07:16pm

Heh, how about kidnapping someone in the night and giving them injections to paralyse them below the waist and let the world watch as they try to cope. Oh the hilarity.

Trogdor · Post by **Trogdor** » 2004-12-16 07:52pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:in order to get it, they must pretend to be the real father of an adopted child for 6 months, and tell them the shocking truth at the end.

What if a women wins?

My idea, which is not really idea at all, Survivor: Liberty City. Contestants get a bunch of weapons and have to hunt each other down. Winner is the last man standing.

Or Stephen King's the Running Man from the novel with the same name. You got bonus cash for killing cops in that one. I'd say that's pretty damn tasteless.

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2004-12-16 10:08pm

DocHorror wrote:Heh, how about kidnapping someone in the night and giving them injections to paralyse them below the waist and let the world watch as they try to cope. Oh the hilarity.

I like the idea, but instead of paralyzing one person below the waist, why don't we give the treatment to a couple? Kidnap them, paralyze them below the waist, and then leave them both naked in a room after injecting them with sexual stimulants. Now let see how do they cope with THAT!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-12-16 10:12pm

Trogdor wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:in order to get it, they must pretend to be the real father of an adopted child for 6 months, and tell them the shocking truth at the end.
What if a women wins?

My idea, which is not really idea at all, Survivor: Liberty City. Contestants get a bunch of weapons and have to hunt each other down. Winner is the last man standing.

Or Stephen King's the Running Man from the novel with the same name. You got bonus cash for killing cops in that one. I'd say that's pretty damn tasteless.

If the women wins, she has to pretend to be a man. If they find out that she's a woman, she has to drink goat urine, while her parents watch in the audience.

egyptfrk · Post by **egyptfrk** » 2004-12-16 10:22pm

Who wants to be Larry King's next wife? or Who wants to marry J. Lo? This could run for several seasons as there are many celebrities right now who seem to have a new marriage annually.

Tzeentch · Post by **Tzeentch** » 2004-12-16 10:45pm

Real Gladiators

"Authentic" (read: spruced up for ratings) style Roman gladiatorial tournaments, complete with vs. beasts bonus rounds, trident-and-net guys and jeering crowds deciding who lives or dies.

How do we get contestants, you ask? Simple. We go to excruciatingly poor areas of the world, and promise $100,000 to contestant's families in event of their death. Plus, of course, you can win fabulous prizes...

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-12-16 11:36pm

I don't think I can do any more twisted than this.

egyptfrk · Post by **egyptfrk** » 2004-12-16 11:53pm

Rogue 9 wrote:I don't think I can do any more twisted than this.

I think that cartoon's got it down.

JointStrikeFighter · Post by **JointStrikeFighter** » 2004-12-17 12:29am

We crash land a [small] airliner on an island thats filled with thousands of hidden cameras and microphones. In the cargo hold is a shipment of guns, ammo, nades etc that the people will discover. Then we have the island a site for a fake alien landing and invasion route. The aliens are real soldiers dressed up but have been told not to be too agressive, but anyone who lags behind is 'killed'[captured/tranked] and sent home. Some of the passengers are working for the show and can be capturead nad sent back with stories of gang probing etc

. Gradually the people on the island learn that for mankinds future they must defeat the alien invasion. they have there guns[the 'Aliens' will have kevlar under there costumes] and they will wage a guerilla war against the aliens. and anybody 'surviving at the end gets $1,000,000

HEHEHHE

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-12-17 01:21am

I call my show Baghdad Boogie.

Contestants (primarily 20-something frat boys) dressed only in glittery speedos, a bow tie, and running shoes all covered by a robes are dropped off somewhere in down town Baghdad.

After finding clues, they must make their way to a secret location . Once there they must perch themselves upon a car, table, or other elevated object and gyrate their hips to either I Know What Boys Like or Personal Jesus (determined by contestants at the beginning) for 30 seconds.

Afterwards they must flee to another location where their getaway vehicle awaits them. Winners are awarded $10,000,000.00 (tax free).

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-12-17 01:36am

Who wants to marry a tentacle monster.

I'll let you sick minded individuals figure out the details.