Falwell Croaks: "Falwell... And truly dead."

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2007-05-15 03:32pm

"See you in Hell... from Heaven."

That NOS Guy · Post by **That NOS Guy** » 2007-05-15 03:56pm

Good riddance.

Spearfish · Post by **Spearfish** » 2007-05-15 03:58pm

Am I a bad man for doing a little dance when I read this thread?

I mean, we've all got to die sometime but for some of us, sooner is preferable to later. At least now he can't do any more damage. Here's hoping Liberty Unitravesty gets buried in the same plot.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2007-05-15 04:03pm

More food for the worms. Boy are they gonna have a good sized banquet.

These evangelicals are really starting to drop like flies.

VT-16 · Post by **VT-16** » 2007-05-15 04:09pm

Technically, he's not gone and never will be. He'll just be filling up the soil with some prime fertilizer.

Spin Echo · Post by **Spin Echo** » 2007-05-15 04:12pm

Good riddance. Unfortunately, I think his influence will take much longer to fade.

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2007-05-15 04:26pm

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lynchburg just got a little better.

Anguirus · Post by **Anguirus** » 2007-05-15 04:33pm

Ding dong, the witch is dead...

(I also voice my disapproval re: the thread title. I recommend "Falwell Croaks")

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2007-05-15 04:39pm

SpacedTeddyBear wrote:More food for the worms. Boy are they gonna have a good sized banquet.

These evangelicals are really starting to drop like flies.

After all the chemicals they stuff into his bloated corpse to keep him from rotting over the course of what is sure to be a long, drawn out period of too many days of memorials and crap, I'm not sure any worm would want to get anywhere near him. Yuck.

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2007-05-15 04:40pm

Anguirus wrote:Ding dong, the witch is dead...

(I also voice my disapproval re: the thread title. I recommend "Falwell Croaks")

How about:

"Falwell... And truly dead."

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2007-05-15 05:17pm

I'm making no apologies for being happy about the death of this man. How many people did he lead into a belief system of intolerance and bigotry? How many suckers paid his fat ass to stand up there and spout his bullshit? I'm happy the puke the died, just like I'd be happy if I had been alive when Hitler died. The man was a worthless fuck who spread hatred and prejudice to people under his leadership.

Fuck him and his fantasy religious crap.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2007-05-15 05:21pm

From Phelp's website.

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2007-05-15 05:24pm

Wow. No honor among theives.

Being picketed by Phelps is enough revenge for me.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2007-05-15 05:27pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:Wow. No honor among theives.

Being picketed by Phelps is enough revenge for me.

I honestly hope Phelps is the last of the current prominent evangelicals to die. His rabid hatred of pretty much everyone and everything makes the rest of them look bad by association.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2007-05-15 05:29pm

Cant you imagine him picketing them all, too, even if he needs a wheelchair and oxygen.

Pint0 Xtreme · Post by **Pint0 Xtreme** » 2007-05-15 05:37pm

Falwell is dead and Ted Haggard has been humiliated out of the public's face. So how many more similarly despicable persons are left? Phelps? Dobson? Robertson? Am I missing anyone?

Napoleon the Clown · Post by **Napoleon the Clown** » 2007-05-15 05:47pm

While I can't say this is a bad thing, has anyone thought about the people that cared about him? My condolences to them.

That being said, good riddance to bad rubbish.

UCBooties · Post by **UCBooties** » 2007-05-15 05:48pm

Unfortunately when this crop are all dead the next generation of hate-mongers will already be in place.

Elfdart · Post by **Elfdart** » 2007-05-15 05:54pm

The flames of hell can now burn that much brighter with that white supremacist, gay-bashing fucktard's lard-engulfed corpse added to the fire.

jahara · Post by **jahara** » 2007-05-15 06:03pm

I'd like to think the last words that went through his mind, right before he passed into oblivion, were...

"Alright, here I come dear lord baby jesus. Now where is that tunnel light thingy I'm supposed to be seeing...oh damn."

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2007-05-15 06:21pm

Pint0 Xtreme wrote:Falwell is dead and Ted Haggard has been humiliated out of the public's face. So how many more similarly despicable persons are left? Phelps? Dobson? Robertson? Am I missing anyone?

There's too many left; James Kennedy, Tony Perkins, John Hagee, for example.

I am quite gratified that Falwell took my advice and kept on eating the fatty foods, it did that particular conjestive heart failure patient good.

FSTargetDrone · Post by **FSTargetDrone** » 2007-05-15 06:43pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Pint0 Xtreme wrote:Falwell is dead and Ted Haggard has been humiliated out of the public's face. So how many more similarly despicable persons are left? Phelps? Dobson? Robertson? Am I missing anyone?
There's too many left; James Kennedy, Tony Perkins, John Hagee, for example.

Haven't seen the Catholic League's shrill shill William Donohue mentioned yet. He may not be quite as influential (or is he?) as the rest of these shitstains, but he's a fellow blow-tard.

Post by **Coyote** » 2007-05-15 06:54pm

jahara wrote:I'd like to think the last words that went through his mind, right before he passed into oblivion, were...

"Alright, here I come dear lord baby jesus. Now where is that tunnel light thingy I'm supposed to be seeing...oh damn."

"... Wait... what's that? A... a Wilson Phillips CD? Nooooo! I'm in hell..!"

Too bad about the thread title. I posted it as he was in the process of dying and thought it brought a particularly dark humor to the whole ordeal. Even the sympathetic would find trhemselves unable to hold back a smile... but I guess that's only if you're into old late-80's arcade games... sigh...

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2007-05-15 06:58pm

The only real shame here is that this idiot lived as long as he did. This makes me think there may actually be a Satan.

Cao Cao · Post by **Cao Cao** » 2007-05-15 07:02pm

Patrick Degan wrote:So picture the scene in Heaven:

By God —which is to say By Myself— but you were a real asshole, Falwell. I must've been drunk the day I created you. Well —to HELL with you!

And Satan responds..

Satan: HEY! Even I don't bloody want him! That's it! I'm rebelling again.