Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Questions

[Youngla0450]

Picture of the crystal:



Or if the image does not appear:

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[Serafina]

As stated, you cannot throw the crystal into a fucking black hole! It would simply come back out!

How?
Oh, right...

Toss it into an alternate dimension then. Toss it at the end of the universe and put it under timelock. Toss it into the void.
But of course, you little fucking wanker will declare no on that as well - did i mention

[Youngla0450]

As stated, you cannot throw the crystal into a fucking black hole! It would simply come back out!

How?
Oh, right...

Toss it into an alternate dimension then. Toss it at the end of the universe and put it under timelock. Toss it into the void.
But of course, you little fucking wanker will declare no on that as well - did i mention

Now look here, you fucking bitch, I told you about the crystal's invulnerability. It is simply impossible to destroy or depose of it. Now go put on a condom and fuck your breasts and take a breather.

[Edi]

Well, still you must stop using it! Be more appropriate.

Here's a newsflash for you, idiot: The next time you tell someone how they must or must not behave here with regard to language, I will ban you.

You have given more than enough cause for that in the trolling you engaged in in the first pages of this thread and you're doing nothing but spamming useless posts and causing unnecessary aggravation. You don't listen what you're told and just ignore anything that isn't somebody telling you what you want to hear. This makes your presence here a net negative for SDnet.

[The Vortex Empire]

Assuming it could not be destroyed by a black hole, then the wankcrystal will simply lay on the edge of the black hole itself and remain completely unretrievable.

[Youngla0450]

Okay, Mr. Edi. I will allow the use of any word anybody pleases. But also, I am not a Trekkie, I am a ardent SDN supporter.

[The Vortex Empire]

Okay, Mr. Edi. I will allow the use of any word anybody pleases. But also, I am not a Trekkie, I am a ardent SDN supporter.

An ardent SDN supporter would know how to use his or her brain.

[Youngla0450]

Anyways, the "wank-crystal" (Green Crystal) is a particularly powerful artifact.

[Norade]

Hmm, going point by point to describe the failings of a no limits fallacy made in Gary Stu's washroom... That would take too long, I'll just hit the worst points.

*Vampire Extermination: When shown at a vampire, the crystal can turn then into dust or revert them to ordinary human beings. The crystal can also reverse the effects of vampire bites.

Are you fucking kidding me? Vampire Extermination... I have nothing more to say on this one...

*Life Restoration: The crystal can bring the dead to life and restore energy to the dying. The crystal can also give more hydrogen and helium to dying red giants and cast them as yellow main sequence stars again. The crystal can also transform zombies into humans again.

Obviously it can't or it would have fixed the system it was in. Either that or it didn't want to save its creator for some unknown reason.

*Time Control: The crystal can change, edit, add, or completely delete historical events past, present, and future. The crystal also controls the flow of space and all things created.

Again, it never did this to save its creator's planet why?

Okay, I can't even hit all the worst ones, this thing is just too fucking dumb. It's like getting into an argument when you were a kid and saying can to to infinity, can not to infinty plus, can to to infinity times ten and so forth.

[Youngla0450]

The crystal is not a person. It is controlled by the being who owns it. And Chris-El had no time to save his own planet.

[Norade]

The crystal is not a person. It is controlled by the being who owns it. And Chris-El had no time to save his own planet.

A being, with a crystal that can control time and space, didn't have time... That is fucking hilarious.

Also Ryu is Avianmosquito, or at least likely is.

[Serafina]

As stated, you cannot throw the crystal into a fucking black hole! It would simply come back out!

How?
Oh, right...

Toss it into an alternate dimension then. Toss it at the end of the universe and put it under timelock. Toss it into the void.
But of course, you little fucking wanker will declare no on that as well - did i mention

Now look here, you fucking bitch, I told you about the crystal's invulnerability. It is simply impossible to destroy or depose of it. Now go put on a condom and fuck your breasts and take a breather.

Ah, lovely - more wank.

Your story sucks even more than i thought. All-powerfull beings without a single vulnerability are boring.
But hey - what if two of your super-wank crystals meet? What happens then?

[Youngla0450]

The crystal is powerful. Now you fuck-faces, you are twice as rude as the people at Starfleet Jedi. None of you fuck-fards use reasonable and detailed debate. That is my mistake as well, but I feel better at Starfleet Jedi then here, with you fuck-faces.

[Aaron]

Man, what do you expect? I think I mentioned earlier that you respond very poorly to criticism and as Ghost Rider points out, you basically ripped off Supes origin story. On top of that you've got a device here with no drawbacks or vulnerabilities. Even Superman himself had those.

[Youngla0450]

This is so irritating. I am going to reform myself. No more curse worlds will be used. I will present my debates and arguments in a clear, organized, and respectful manner, and when I do that, hopefully others will follow.

[The Vortex Empire]

I think people would be likely to stop insulting you if your story wasn't so fucking retarded. It's just Superman's origin story with extra wank, complete idiot characters and a no limits wankcrystal.

[Youngla0450]

True, my story has several flaws. Maybe if I explain the storyline in a clear, organized, respectful manner everyone will understand. I must try to be respectful and must not fall into temper tantrums.

[The Vortex Empire]

If the storyline still has anything in common with what you've already posted of it, explaining it again won't help.

[Norade]

True, my story has several flaws. Maybe if I explain the storyline in a clear, organized, respectful manner everyone will understand. I must try to be respectful and must not fall into temper tantrums.

I'm sorry, but from where I am your story seems like one rather large flaw to be expunged with fire. Also, instead of saying that you're going to explain the story in a respectful organized manner, just do it. THough I would be surprised if that should happen.

[Youngla0450]

I apologize to anybody I might have harassed or other-wise insulted. Please forgive me. From now on I will act respectful.

[Norade]

I apologize to anybody I might have harassed or other-wise insulted. Please forgive me. From now on I will act respectful.

We're not asking for an apology we're asking you to shut up and go away.

[Trinoya]

Now you fuck-faces, you are twice as rude as the people at Starfleet Jedi.

.... You're TROLLING their board and have the largest double standard in fucking history! They have every right to treat you with the exact same respect you're choosing to treat them! I can't believe it someone managed to alienate both boards in less than a week!

... Honestly, disliked at SDN and SFJN... dude, you hit up space battles and you can be the most unpopular debater yet! Don't give up, the sky is the limit!

Someone, please, please save these threads for future debates to have a laugh.

[PhilosopherOfSorts]

Impressive pic, though. I mean, wow, a piece of green acrylic on what looks to be a bedsheet, I'll bet it took you hours to set that up.

[Wyrm]

Indestructibility —true indestructibility, being completely impossible to destroy— is flat-out impossible. Whatever can be made can be destroyed, and your wankrystal is certainly a manufactured artifact. And anything with claims of indestructibility is thematically required to be destroyed.

PS, the image is of the green crystal from the original Superman movie, with fucking Christopher Reeve. Can you be any more unoriginal?

[Norade]

Indestructibility —true indestructibility, being completely impossible to destroy— is flat-out impossible. Whatever can be made can be destroyed, and your wankrystal is certainly a manufactured artifact. And anything with claims of indestructibility is thematically required to be destroyed.

PS, the image is of the green crystal from the original Superman movie, with fucking Christopher Reeve. Can you be any more unoriginal?

You could make a cripple joke when talking about the movie... But that's more tasteless than unoriginal.