Paris Hilton Goes to Jail

[K. A. Pital]

Worthlessness is good grounds enough to feel antipathy towards a human. When this worthlessness is coupled with the potential to act as a role model and incredible waste of financial resources that can be used for good purposes otherways, antipathy becomes stronger. Easy as 1-2-3.

[phred]

so Im not the only one who thought the only good part of House of Wax was seeing her die? the rest of the movie was fairly unwatchable to me. I just dont get slasher flicks

[Lord Zentei]

Those are not the only possible reactions, you know. As for me, I just don't care.

It never fails. There's always one person who says 'nuh uh!' Thanks. If I could play that 'the more you now' PSA jingle, I would do it.

Hey, fuck off, loser. Where the fuck was I defending her on any level? I merely voiced my position that I found her unworthy of such attention. If you deem that to be actually naysaying your opinion, you really have problems.

Look, if I say that cigarettes cause forest fires, DO I HAVE TO SPECIFY THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT ONLY CIGARETTES CAUSE THEM? If we say smoking causes lung cancer, do we really need that little disclaimer people go nuts over if anyone ever makes a statement about another person? Use some common sense.

And if you still have to ask what she's done, take a look at all the high schools throughout the country, all the little Paris Hilton look alikes, then cry at the sad state of society.

I thought she had done something genuinely antisocial or otherwise repugnant.

Aside from lots of racist screeds, driving while severely intoxicated, driving intoxicated while on a suspended license, and a whole bunch of other repugnant shit?

Racist screeds I can agree are reprehensible, as I was unaware of her having perpetrated such assholism. Drunk driving likewise, though that was the only thing I was aware of her having done.

Driving on a suspended license, whatever.

[Stormbringer]

Lord Zentei, I love your fucking holier than thou bullshit. Most people here decry fundamentalists when they glorify ignorance and a destructive life style. Hell, bashing them is something of a tradition around here even it's attention whore assholes like Fred Phelps.

So why get your panties in a bunch when we bash a coke up bimbo for glorifying ignorance and a self destructive lifestyle? Is it possible it's because you're a jackass who does see anything wrong with her horrible behavior? Or is it just that you don't think that celebrities, no matter how trivial, cannot have a power over people's opinions? Because frankly you've been defending her right to be a worthless, dangerous, and destructive spoiled bitch. And I see nothing defensible in that or even a reason why her horrible behavior should be ignored.

Racist screeds I can agree are reprehensible, as I was unaware of her having perpetrated such assholism. Drunk driving likewise, though that was the only thing I was aware of her having done.

And as if risking the lives of every one on the road multiple times isn't enough reason for complete and utter contempt? It takes a whole shit ton of other things before you acknowledge that she deserves the well earned contempt?

Driving on a suspended license, whatever.

I think it's a damn serious crime. She got her license taken away because she proved herself to be a significant danger already. She flouted it, effectively saying that she had no problem putting other people in serious jeopardy, and did so brazenly. That's a significant crime in my books.

[Lord Zentei]

Lord Zentei, I love your fucking holier than thou bullshit. Most people here decry fundamentalists when they glorify ignorance and a destructive life style. Hell, bashing them is something of a tradition around here even it's attention whore assholes like Fred Phelps.

So why get your panties in a bunch when we bash a coke up bimbo for glorifying ignorance and a self destructive lifestyle? Is it possible it's because you're a jackass who does see anything wrong with her horrible behavior? Or is it just that you don't think that celebrities, no matter how trivial, cannot have a power over people's opinions?

Whose panties are in a bunch? I don't give a crap about her. I merely found it damn perplexing that some dumbass bimbo could evoke such vitriol.

Because frankly you've been defending her right to be a worthless, dangerous, and destructive spoiled bitch. And I see nothing defensible in that or even a reason why her horrible behavior should be ignored.

You are completely full of shit. I asked what she had done to get people so pissed, and voiced disinterest in her antics, on what level am I "defending" her?

[Spin Echo]

Whose panties are in a bunch? I don't give a crap about her. I merely found it damn perplexing that some dumbass bimbo could evoke such vitriol.

That Paris is a spoiled airhead who thinks she is above the law is not a huge deal in itself (though driving under the influence is an incredible dumbass thing to do). The problem is she's a rolemodel for, sadly, a decent chunk of the US population. They aspire to the self-absorbed socialite status where looks are the most important thing and money means you aren't accountable. That she is glorified for being a self absorbed snot means that some of the impressionable masses will try and follow suit.

Because these people are too busy worrying about their shoes or who in hollywood is dating who that they aren't paying attention to the important things happening like the Iraq war or how our president is lying to us. Can you imagine these people voting, or even scarier, their understanding of the issues if they did vote? These people believe that Paris doesn't deserve a jail sentence for something she's obviously guilty of simply because they think she's pretty and has money and therefore should be above the law!

The policy decisions of the US affect me, and frankly, most of the rest of the world anymore. It really pisses me off that a fair part of my generation is too worried about their hair colour to pay attention to world events because celebrities like Paris make that attitude seem fashionable and desirable. While I can always dream that Paris getting her just desserts would wake these people up, I'm not that foolish. In the mean time, I can enjoy some schadenfreude in that this bimbo who represents a lot of the things wrong in our society is finally having to pay for some of her actions.

[Lord Zentei]

These people believe that Paris doesn't deserve a jail sentence for something she's obviously guilty of simply because they think she's pretty and has money and therefore should be above the law!

Was?

[Spin Echo]

These people believe that Paris doesn't deserve a jail sentence for something she's obviously guilty of simply because they think she's pretty and has money and therefore should be above the law!

Was?

Elaborate.

[Lord Zentei]

These people believe that Paris doesn't deserve a jail sentence for something she's obviously guilty of simply because they think she's pretty and has money and therefore should be above the law!

Was?

Elaborate.

"Was" = "what", as in: WTF?

With reference to... people thinking she is above the law because she is pretty and has money.

[Spin Echo]

"Was" = "what", as in: WTF?

With reference to... people thinking she is above the law because she is pretty and has money.

Didn't you read the part of this thread where people were petitioning the Governator to pardon Paris because she provides "beauty and excitement to their otherwise mundane lives"?

[Spin Echo]

"Was" = "what", as in: WTF?

With reference to... people thinking she is above the law because she is pretty and has money.

Didn't you read the part of this thread where people were petitioning the Governator to pardon Paris because she provides "beauty and excitement to their otherwise mundane lives"?

Ghetto edit: Where people were posting quotes about people petitioning to pardon Paris, lest there is any confusion.

[Lord Zentei]

"Was" = "what", as in: WTF?

With reference to... people thinking she is above the law because she is pretty and has money.

Didn't you read the part of this thread where people were petitioning the Governator to pardon Paris because she provides "beauty and excitement to their otherwise mundane lives"?

Ghetto edit: Where people were posting quotes about people petitioning to pardon Paris, lest there is any confusion.

Missed it. You're referring to this, no doubt: linka.

Wow, people are stupid. Of course, OJ had a bunch of his fans swear up and down that he was innocent. I'd like to beleive that these fools are very much in the minority.

[Superman]

Here's a copy of the online petition she's asking people to sign.

To:
The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger

Paris Whitney Hilton is an American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.

Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic "House of Wax". In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. We do not support drunk driving or DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn't go to jail, either.

As depicted on Friday night's episode "Nancy Grace" on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been "slapped on the wrist" for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week. Brandy's California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulting in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and A WOMAN HAS BEEN KILLED most likely due to her reckless driving!

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.


This petition is to ask Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn't hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday.She is distraught and understandably afraid.

WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT to save our Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility! Please sign to tell The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of the State of California, to think about the welfare of this young woman who has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made . If the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well, and we hope and expect The Governor will understand and grant this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

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[Lord Zentei]

Here's a copy of the online petition she's asking people to sign.

...

:lol::lol:

Feel free to rest your case, Supes.

[Superman]

I'd like to beleive that these fools are very much in the minority.

Of course they're in the fucking minority, but trying to pretend she doesn't deserve her reputation of being a mentally challenged bitch who thinks she can do whatever she wants is comical.

I'd say a pretty good case has been made of why people hate her stupid ass, and you're still saying, "so what? She's just dumb!" I guess you're just a lot smarter than everyone around here...

[Lord Zentei]

I'd like to beleive that these fools are very much in the minority.

Of course they're in the fucking minority, but trying to pretend she doesn't deserve her reputation of being a mentally challenged bitch who thinks she can do whatever she wants is comical.

I'd say a pretty good case has been made of why people hate her stupid ass, and you're still saying, "so what? She's just dumb!" I guess you're just a lot smarter than everyone around here...

Well, thanks a lot.

It's not as though people over here get exposed to her on the newschannels as much as you Yanks apparently do, so her being a stupid DUI brat is less likely to be compounded by such apparent frustration.

The last I heard of her over here was in connection to some people who were refused lodging on account of their nationality or somesuch (I can't remember which -- some country US firms may not do business with), though that was more due to US law than anything else.

[Praxis]

18,000 signatures on that petition.

So sad.

I think being locked up separate from everyone else is probably better. She'd enjoy prison rape too much. No sex or drugs for 45 days, for Paris Hilton, is probably the worst punishment she's ever endured (sadly enough).

[Superman]

18,000 signatures on that petition.

So sad.

I think being locked up separate from everyone else is probably better. She'd enjoy prison rape too much. No sex or drugs for 45 days, for Paris Hilton, is probably the worst punishment she's ever endured (sadly enough).

I'd be shocked if that were anywhere near the true number.

[Lord Zentei]

18,000 signatures on that petition.

So sad.

I think being locked up separate from everyone else is probably better. She'd enjoy prison rape too much. No sex or drugs for 45 days, for Paris Hilton, is probably the worst punishment she's ever endured (sadly enough).

Going by that, and what I have now seen of her, $20 says she'll make a fuckton of money writing a book about her harrowing experiences behind bars.

[Imperial Overlord]

Going by that, and what I have now seen of her, $20 says she'll make a fuckton of money having someone else write a book about her harrowing experiences behind bars.

Corrected for accuracy.

[Plekhanov]

18,000 signatures on that petition.

So sad.

I think being locked up separate from everyone else is probably better. She'd enjoy prison rape too much. No sex or drugs for 45 days, for Paris Hilton, is probably the worst punishment she's ever endured (sadly enough).

18,000 on that petition 35,800 so far on one of the many Jail Paris Hilton petitions.

[Lord Pounder]

Fuck her she broke the law and tried to bluff her way out of it. From what I read she'll be in a secure ward for special prisoners and be locked up 23 hours a day. I hope the judge gets pissed off at her appeal and doubles her time. Fucking useless bint.

[Mrs Kendall]

18,000 on that petition 35,800 so far on one of the many Jail Paris Hilton petitions.

38,415 now, and I'm one of them thanks to your link

[Lord Pounder]

18,000 on that petition 35,800 so far on one of the many Jail Paris Hilton petitions.

38,415 now, and I'm one of them thanks to your link

So why do you think she doesn't deserve to go to jail? Despite breaking the law and showing utter contempt for the legal system.

[Aaron]

So why do you think she doesn't deserve to go to jail? Despite breaking the law and showing utter contempt for the legal system.

No you misunderstand, she signed the Jail Her petition.