Well, Kenny would get killed in some odd way during the battle, there would be a lot of swearing, and Anakin would be killed when Carman either sits on him or makes a giant fart. I don't know who would win, though. I haven't watched enough South Park. Why not get Timmy in there?
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
and wait a mintue Chewy's never more than five feet from them at all times is he not?
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton