Visit Nevada, sleep with alien chicks

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Re: Visit Nevada, sleep with alien chicks

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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
RogueIce wrote:I'm pretty sure if you want to bang alien chicks, it'd be easier (and a lot cheaper) to go to some Star Trek convention bar and find one of those Klingon chicks. Or heck, any scifi con social gathering with a good number of cosplayers available people.
Turns out people with confidence tend not to need prostitutes, whoknew?
Well yes, this is (or should be) obvious. But, if you're into the whole "dress up as an alien" thing you'd have better luck at a con, since at a bar asking some random woman if she wants to put on green bodypaint and be an alien may receive a mixed response.
Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Besides, hitting this niche market through a state-regulated venue has the benefits of knowing your partner has a clean bill of health, knowing he/she's not psycho and not having to worry about them stalking you afterwards, and knowing beforehand exactly what gender your object of interest is... all of which are recurring problems at cons.
This is a pretty good argument for the use of state-regulated prostitution in general, at least if all you're interested in is no strings attached casual sex with no expectation of it possibly developing into a relationship later.

It's still more expensive than going to bars or parties, of course, but it is safer from the STD risk and it being on "neutral" ground, rather than going back to where somebody lives. TBH though, that's not something that is probably a major risk (well, depending on where you go and all that) and could be somewhat alleviated by, say, going to a hotel than somebody's home or apartment.

If you do that though, it's probably as expensive as a brothel by then. And at least the paid sex worker will probably fake it better if you're not that great in the sack. :razz:
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You guys are forgetting about halloween
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RogueIce, you're missing my point. This sort of thing (hell, prostitution in general) is not aimed at people with the self-confidence to go out and find their own sexual partners. It doesn't matter what your tastes are, if you have the required self-confidence, you're probably going to be able to find it, no matter how much body-paint and prosthetics is required. If not, well, it's nice to see that for a price, even social misfits can get their own kicks addressed.
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wait someone wants sex with the Gieger....
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Yeah, the idea that sex workers have only clients with no "self-confidence" is complete bullshit.

A lot of sex - whether with a sex worker or not - is about fantasy. I scarcely see what the problem is with expanding the range of acceptable fantasy. I laud it, in fact.
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Darth Tedious wrote:If a guy wants to bone a girl like this:
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He needs to realise he's probably not going to meet her at a bar, or while shopping for greengroceries and electric kettles.
I've seen a lady like that on tv...

TONS of face surgery though! ;)


then there was some moron on maury povich or something that injected silicone in his forehead for stupid "silly putty" tricks.

Not much of a step from that to "Klingon washboard".

besides, prostitution is less about self-esteem & more about

SEXI TIEM NAO!!! :luv: :luv: :luv: :mrgreen:

Convenience.

Instead of a long & expensive courtship that merely ends w/ "lets just be friends", you pay in "One Lump Sum", for "One Lump Cum" :lol:

plus the competition for quality ass at a con is so much higher. For every 80's leia in a slave costume, you get a hundred 2000's leias in a slave costume! :shock:
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Is it going to exclusively SF-themed snatch, or will it include fantasy creatures, like oompa-loompas?
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