Visit Nevada, sleep with alien chicks

[aerius]

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/01/01/sci ... in-nevada/

Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada
An infamous entrepreneur plans to open the Alien Cathouse, located 90 miles from Las Vegas.
By Melissa Locker | @woolyknickers | January 1, 2012

Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.

Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state, but none are sci fi-themed, yet. Nevada businessman and documentary star Dennis Hof just bought a run-down brothel 90 miles from Las Vegas and is planning on turning it into his newest business venture: Alien Cathouse. The brothel will feature girls from around the galaxy for men willing to pay. Hof’s interplanetary vision doesn’t end at the cathouse door, though. According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, he is looking to transform not only the brothel, but the entire plot of land into an Area 51-themed tourist destination. Fun for the whole family — though perhaps not.

Hof is an expert in building buzzworthy brothels – his Moonlite Bunny Ranch is the setting for the HBO reality show called Cathouse — but when it comes to dreaming up sexy alien girls, he needs a little assistance. The Las Vegas Review-Journal explains that as Hof crafts his out-of-this-world bordello filled with girls from other planets, he is getting some help from one one of earth’s experts, the infamous madam Heidi Fleiss. “She’s the chief alien design queen,” Hof told the paper. The old friends are working together to plan the costumes and decor for the sci fi-themed brothel and are hoping to open their doors in a month. Start planning your intergalactic travel plans now, guys.

I just have to wonder how many different kinds of alien escorts they'll have available when they open.
Also curious as to which aliens will get the highest demand from customers.

[Panzersharkcat]

Twi'leks. Gotta be the Twi'leks.

[Steve]

*snickers*

Twi'leks and Vulcans and Trill (well, maybe not, the makeup needs for those spotlines....) and.... you know what? I'm almost scared as to what some guys might want. We'd better stop before we start conceiving of the sci-fi hookers made up like Ferengi or Gungans.... AAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zixinus]

What might be doubly hilarious is if they get sued due to copyright infringement if one of their girls (or guys) resembles a copyrighted alien too much...

[JME2]

We'd better stop before we start conceiving of the sci-fi hookers made up like Ferengi or Gungans.... AAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop or yousa gonna breaka the internet.

[CaptainChewbacca]

What might be doubly hilarious is if they get sued due to copyright infringement if one of their girls (or guys) resembles a copyrighted alien too much...

As long as they don't name the look or distribute likenesses, you can't get sued for impersonating a copyrighted character in a private venue.

[Darth Tedious]

Green body makeup that won't smudge, even under the sweatiest Johns! AMAZING STUFF!!!

[Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba]

Everything about this thread smells of the gravest sorrow.

[madd0ct0r]

for the first time, i find myself regretting I a neither american nor single.

[ComradeClaus]

*snickers*

Twi'leks and Vulcans and Trill (well, maybe not, the makeup needs for those spotlines....) and.... you know what? I'm almost scared as to what some guys might want. We'd better stop before we start conceiving of the sci-fi hookers made up like Ferengi or Gungans.... AAAAAAAAAARGH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makeup? You're a little out of touch w/ the adult industry, Steve.

Those are tattoos on that call girl. (who's to say there aren't any who aren't trekkies themselves?) It's less a change than the prolific boobjobs they risk their lives for after all.


But here's an image you'll need brain bleach for.

Wookie Hooker

Better yet;

Hutt Prostitutes.

Being the fattest country in the world & having millions desperate for money, getting some 600lb behemouth to wallow around for a customer would be easy enough. you're welcome

[JME2]

Everything about this thread smells of the gravest sorrow.

[Patrick Degan]

They even apparently have an Eccentrica Gallumbits working at the brothel.

[Darth Tedious]

But everyone is forgetting the simplest (and most important) thing:

Total Recall.

[ComradeClaus]

But everyone is forgetting the simplest (and most important) thing:

Total Recall.

But I don't think mutants count, though One-Eve Turanga Leela could be hot, if it did.

Hmm...

Total Recall+Brothel=A little Quatto 3-WAY

There are midget prostitutes out there.
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I probably spent as much time designing sexy alien chicks as I did on kickass sci-fi guns.

Ah, Rule 34...

[spaceviking]

I think this place exist to make johns feel good about themselves. Sure I fuck meth head hookers, but I am not one of those guys who fucks vulcans.

[Oni Koneko Damien]

I think this place exist to make johns feel good about themselves. Sure I fuck meth head hookers, but I am not one of those guys who fucks vulcans.

Ahahahaha... ahahaha... ahhhh, wait, I don't get it. Is it because I have taste?

[spaceviking]

Clearly I don;t actually fuck hookers man.

[Darth Tedious]

Total Recall+Brothel=A little Quatto 3-WAY

That's gonna cost extra, buddy.

[Col. Crackpot]

bang a green space chick, then watch as your dick slowly turns green.

[RogueIce]

I'm pretty sure if you want to bang alien chicks, it'd be easier (and a lot cheaper) to go to some Star Trek convention and find one of those Klingon chicks. Or heck, any scifi con with a good number of cosplayers.

[Mr. Coffee]

Used to be if you wanted to bang alien chicks you just had to go cruising around SoCal...

[TithonusSyndrome]

I'm pretty sure if you want to bang alien chicks, it'd be easier (and a lot cheaper) to go to some Star Trek convention and find one of those Klingon chicks. Or heck, any scifi con with a good number of cosplayers.

solicit prostitution vs cruising for cosplay bags

my my where does the self-esteem go

[Darth Tedious]

solicit prostitution vs cruising for cosplay bags

my my where does the self-esteem go

Hey man, it's just about realism.

If a guy wants to bone a girl like this:

He needs to realise he's probably not going to meet her at a bar, or while shopping for greengroceries and electric kettles.

[Solauren]

I'm actually not sure how well this will do.

On one hand, yeah, we've all that the 'what if' with a sci-fi character. I don't recall actually wanting one that was a alien, even a near human, but I probably have at one point.

On the other hand, like people have said, Cosplay at a Sci-Fi convention. Or just date a geek and go 'You know...'

It's a marketable idea, it just may not be as marketable as people might think.

[Oni Koneko Damien]

I'm pretty sure if you want to bang alien chicks, it'd be easier (and a lot cheaper) to go to some Star Trek convention bar and find one of those Klingon chicks. Or heck, any scifi con social gathering with a good number of cosplayers available people.

Turns out people with confidence tend not to need prostitutes, whoknew?

Besides, hitting this niche market through a state-regulated venue has the benefits of knowing your partner has a clean bill of health, knowing he/she's not psycho and not having to worry about them stalking you afterwards, and knowing beforehand exactly what gender your object of interest is... all of which are recurring problems at cons.