This is why you are fat.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2009-02-26 11:16pm

also: fuck you IS

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2009-02-26 11:18pm

Tasoth wrote:Chest hurt yet?

No, because I don't have even the tiniest urge to eat it. It looks about as appetizing to me as roadkill.

Akkleptos · Post by **Akkleptos** » 2009-02-27 01:22am

General Zod wrote:Behold! Instant heart-attack in the making!

I hereby officially withdraw my claim that people in the US don't know how to eat.
That's BBQ it's covered in, right?
Kudos to the chef!

Ohma wrote:AUGH! No more choco-bacon!!! *barf*

I second that. It's sheer HERESY!

Stark wrote:because i'm genetically superior i could probably eat this shit and lose weight anyway. however it looks like disgusting crap and not being american i don't eat actual waste products. well except chorizos

Well, yeah, chorizos are great. You just don't want to know what they make them with (and how). But they're delicious with huevos rancheros.

Ohma · Post by **Ohma** » 2009-02-27 02:15am

Akkleptos wrote:I second that. It's sheer HERESY!

No, it's actually extremely tasty...it's just...extremely deadly too. X_X

Styphon · Post by **Styphon** » 2009-02-27 06:21am

It may not be as frighteningly huge as some of the other items, but there's something about the McNuggetini that just makes me shudder.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2009-02-27 10:54am

Stark wrote:because i'm genetically superior i could probably eat this shit and lose weight anyway

...so you're bulimic? Poor stark...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2009-02-27 11:05am

OK, after looking through that site and being thoroughly disgusted, I have to ask: just out of curiosity, what the fuck does "chicken fried" mean? As in "chicken fried bacon" or "chicken fried ham"?

J · Post by J » 2009-02-27 11:12am

Darth Wong wrote:I have to ask: just out of curiosity, what the fuck does "chicken fried" mean? As in "chicken fried bacon" or "chicken fried ham"?

The product has been dipped in batter and deep-fried, as is done to chicken by KFC. Apparently, it's a southern thing, as was explained to me by my Texan teammate in university.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2009-02-27 11:14am

That's some real culture shock there. I'm thinking of all the restaurants I frequent, and not one of them would even offer something like that on the menu. What kind of restaurant even offers garbage like that?

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2009-02-27 11:15am

Maybe it's like chicken fried rice... somehow.

J · Post by J » 2009-02-27 11:19am

A truck stop diner or other "greasy spoon" place comes to mind. And NASCAR, I've been informed every kind of chicken fried food imaginable can be found within the confines of a NASCAR venue.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2009-02-27 11:59am

Darth Wong wrote:That's some real culture shock there. I'm thinking of all the restaurants I frequent, and not one of them would even offer something like that on the menu. What kind of restaurant even offers garbage like that?

It's actually not half bad, at least in the sense of it being edible food and not some ridiculous "lol look at how unhealthy I can make this" item such as the bacon you mentioned. In my experience it's a pretty Midwest sort of thing, I see it frequently when doing road trips between Colorado and Ohio. It isn't exactly a gourmet dish, granted, but country-fried chicken or country-fried steak make for pretty decent meals now and then.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2009-02-27 12:03pm

"Country-fried steak" sounds disgusting. What does it mean?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2009-02-27 12:19pm

Darth Wong wrote:"Country-fried steak" sounds disgusting. What does it mean?

Bam.

It's really just a beef steak that's coated with seasoned flour and pan-fried. Pretty tasty actually.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2009-02-27 12:22pm

General Zod wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:"Country-fried steak" sounds disgusting. What does it mean?
Bam.

It's really just a beef steak that's coated with seasoned flour and pan-fried. Pretty tasty actually.

As I suspected. It looks utterly disgusting.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2009-02-27 12:27pm

Darth Wong wrote: As I suspected. It looks utterly disgusting.

On the other hand, it's probably healthier for you than, say, poutine.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2009-02-27 12:29pm

General Zod wrote:
Darth Wong wrote: As I suspected. It looks utterly disgusting.
On the other hand, it's probably healthier for you than, say, poutine.

So? Poutine also looks disgusting, and I'm not a Quebecker.

TithonusSyndrome · Post by **TithonusSyndrome** » 2009-02-27 12:35pm

That just gave me a shocking mental image of a Mirror Universe Quebecois version of Mike.

I'm just going to make an appointment at a hospital for a lobotomy now.

J · Post by J » 2009-02-27 12:39pm

Darth Wong wrote:So? Poutine also looks disgusting, and I'm not a Quebecker.

Hey! Poutine does not look disgusting, it's good stuff!

Disclosure: My family lived in Montreal for a couple years.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2009-02-27 12:50pm

poutine is great, without the gravy, or the cheese

oh wait

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2009-02-27 12:56pm

Darth Wong wrote:As I suspected. It looks utterly disgusting.

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It's actually quite delicious. Unfortunately, it's also like eating a heart attack what with all the gravy that gets poured over it. A small one is okay every once in a great while, but unfortunately, there are people that eat those things weekly, if not more frequently, on top of all the other crap they eat.

Joviwan · Post by **Joviwan** » 2009-02-27 01:00pm

Every single breakfast-themed restaurant chain in California offers chicken-fried steak on the menu, somewhere, in the breakfast section. Denny's, IHOP, you name it. So I wouldn't neccessarily call it a southern thing, unless you mean, like the southern half of the US.

The Spartan · Post by **The Spartan** » 2009-02-27 01:06pm

Joviwan wrote:Every single breakfast-themed restaurant chain in California offers chicken-fried steak on the menu, somewhere, in the breakfast section. Denny's, IHOP, you name it. So I wouldn't neccessarily call it a southern thing, unless you mean, like the southern half of the US.

Maybe not, but it started in the South, probably Texas and then spread outwards.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2009-02-27 01:58pm

like a cancer

Yeah, they have chicken-fried steak on the menu at Denny's here too.

the cancer needs radiation therapy

then the chicken-fried foods will glow an unappetizing green, right?

speaker-to-trolls · Post by **speaker-to-trolls** » 2009-02-27 02:16pm

Stark wrote:because i'm genetically superior i could probably eat this shit and lose weight anyway

You'd have to basically be on the toilet every 10 minutes to get rid of nitrogen that quickly, either that or you exhale NO2.

That's the kind of genetic superiority you can keep, you mutant.

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