The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Heard?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-02 07:51pm

A friend of mines in High School, her mom is a Cancer Specialist (Oncologist for those in the know) sub specializing in reproductive cancers. Now this doctor does occasional Pro-Bono work doing free Breast examines and pap smears, at a local free clinic.

I spent part of my senior year summer acting as the Doctor's Body Guard against all of the "Operation Rescue" types. I'm not quite sure if they opposed the treatment of cancer on the grounds of:

1. Christian Scientist Principals
2. The removal of the uterus in a person with cancer prevents them from having children.
3. Dammit Cancer Cells have a right to life too.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-02 07:55pm

Crazy_Vasey wrote:I went in a Christian bookshop once by accident.

Do people actually read that tripe?

Have fun, Ask them if they have a Talmud

better yet, remind them that Christianity is merely a Jewish Sect.

Works best if you have a last name and a nose like mine.....

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-02 08:38pm

Darth Wong wrote:The dumbest thing I've heard from a fundie is "God does not commit murder in the Old Testament." It's amazing what the power of self-delusion can do.

He's right. God doesn't so much commit murder, cause he's God and therefore is perfect. He was being just or rightly punishing them or something.

In case someone missed it buried inside,

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-02 08:44pm

Actually god has a certain angel by the name of Uriel doing most of the Massmurders, but get this god fired Uriel and replaced him with Azreal when Uriel refused to kill someone.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » 2002-08-03 03:29pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Actually god has a certain angel by the name of Uriel doing most of the Massmurders, but get this god fired Uriel and replaced him with Azreal when Uriel refused to kill someone.

I thought It was "loki" and God desided to quit, when Bardabbee convinced Loki To give up the sword...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-03 04:16pm

I was going by Talmud not by Kevin Smith....

C.S.Strowbridge · Post by **C.S.Strowbridge** » 2002-08-03 09:18pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:I was going by Talmud not by Kevin Smith....

Who are you going to trust more? The Talmud or Kevin Smith?

Doomriser · Post by **Doomriser** » 2002-08-03 09:26pm

Watts are interchangable with Joules...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-04 09:40am

C.S.Strowbridge wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:I was going by Talmud not by Kevin Smith....
Who are you going to trust more? The Talmud or Kevin Smith?

Well Kevin Smith is much funnier, but his basis is out of Catholiscism, growing up a lapsed Catholic in New Jersy (Pause to allow dalton time to rant about New Jersey.)

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-05 06:58am

My youngest sister has come up with a few beauties recently:

1) "You don't let me do everything I want!" (in response to my parents refusing to let her stay at a friend's house for the nth time in a row)

2) "It's all your fault! You had her!" To my parents when they complained that she fought a lot with my other sister.

3) "Yeah, but it's a cool thing!" In response to someone pointing out that she wanted things, just because other people had them.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-08-05 05:54pm

I've got one word for you Lusankya:
DAMN

EmperorSolo51 · Post by **EmperorSolo51** » 2002-08-06 08:30pm

The stupidest Thing I ever heard was that "Planet X" was going come close to Earth and cause earth to stop rotating for one day and the Poles to shift. This is popularized by a Doomsday Cult run by Nancy Lieder. She says she has communications via implant with a Race called the Zeta from the planet Zeta Reticuli and this planet would become visable to amature Astronomers with Telescopes by mid 2002. Amature Astronomers around the World have debunked this Charlatan and Fraud. You can out more about the Zetacult and thier Lieder Here:
http://www.badastronomy.com/bad/misc/planetx/index.html
and Here:
http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&l ... a=N&tab=wg

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2002-08-06 11:42pm

The stupidest thing I ever heard?

"I bet if I shove a brick in there, it'll make my shivers go away!"

Think about it.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2002-08-07 01:51am

When I was 11, the stuck up 11 year old catholic girl from next door, (who was develouping breasts, and interested me for some as yet unknown reason)told me that if I said "God damn it" 1000 times, I was on my way to hell, with no chance at redemption. I proceeded to say it, in sets of 10, one hundred times, in front of her. I then asked, "Now that I am already going to hell, is there any other reason I should obey God's commandments? It can't get any worse for me now can it?"
She had no answer, but I was too busy looking at her chest to notice.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-07 09:17pm

"If light can't escape from a black hole, then objects coming in the balck hole go faster than the speed of light". Under that same logic, you could get a particle in a particle accelerator going .99c past the speed of light by giving it a little push.[/i]

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-08-09 03:09pm

I have another good one.

My Brother:"You're not gay if you havnt given girls a chance"

Me:"Im gay I have never found girls attractive"

Brother:"You just think your gay because girls have never paid any attention to you"

Me:"No, they just know Im gay"

He then repeats this over and over for the next 15 minutes, changing the wording now and again, saying things like "you're not gay" and"you cant be gay"

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-08-09 03:58pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have another good one.

My Brother:"You're not gay if you havnt given girls a chance"

Me:"Im gay I have never found girls attractive"

Brother:"You just think your gay because girls have never paid any attention to you"

Me:"No, they just know Im gay"

He then repeats this over and over for the next 15 minutes, changing the wording now and again, saying things like "you're not gay" and"you cant be gay"

Rolflmao!

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-10 03:06pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"If light can't escape from a black hole, then objects coming in the balck hole go faster than the speed of light". Under that same logic, you could get a particle in a particle accelerator going .99c past the speed of light by giving it a little push.[/i]

Hehehe. Vectors don't add.

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-08-10 03:20pm

Anything said by Pat Robertson.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-08-10 08:33pm

Anything by any of the teen creationists on that God forbidden forum (or is that blessed?).

Evolution is wrong because in Genesis God says he made the world? Yeah, guess that? Humpty Dumpty couldn't be put back together again.

Yep, that made sense.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-08-11 12:04am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have another good one.

My Brother:"You're not gay if you havnt given girls a chance"

Me:"Im gay I have never found girls attractive"

Brother:"You just think your gay because girls have never paid any attention to you"

Me:"No, they just know Im gay"

He then repeats this over and over for the next 15 minutes, changing the wording now and again, saying things like "you're not gay" and"you cant be gay"

You've never found girls attractive? I weep for you.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2002-08-11 01:29am

Sounds surprisingly like DarkStar.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-08-11 04:07am

Ender wrote:Anything said by Pat Robertson.

Or Jerry Falwell, for that matter.