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AP wrote:Lawmaker Seeks to End Sexy Cheerleading
Mar 18, 7:42 AM (ET)
By APRIL CASTRO

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - The Friday night lights in Texas could soon be without bumpin' and grindin' cheerleaders. Legislation filed by Rep. Al Edwards would put an end to "sexually suggestive" performances at athletic events and other extracurricular competitions.

"It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down," said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas House. "And then we say to them, 'don't get involved in sex unless it's marriage or love, it's dangerous out there' and yet the teachers and directors are helping them go through those kind of gyrations."

Under Edwards' bill, if a school district knowingly permits such a performance, funds from the state would be reduced in an amount to be determined by the education commissioner.

Edwards said he filed the bill as a result of several instances of seeing such ribald performances in his district.

J.M. Farias, owner of Austin Cheer Factory, said cheerleading aficionados would welcome the law. Cheering competitions, he said, penalize for suggestive movements or any vulgarity.

"Any coaches that are good won't put that in their routines," he said. And, most girls cheering on Friday nights were trained by professionals who know better, he said.

"I don't think this law would really shake the industry at all. In fact, it would give parents a better feeling, mostly dads and boyfriends, too," Farias said.

Although cheerleaders must meet the same no-pass, no-play academic requirements of athletes, cheerleading is not a competition sanctioned by the University Interscholastic League, the governing body of Texas high school sports.

The UIL also does not have performance regulations for squads who cheer for their teams at state championships, said Athletic Coordinator Peter Contreras.

"I think it should have been cut out a long time ago," Edwards said. "It surely needs to be toned down."
Hey, you know what else they can do to "improve" cheerleading? Get rid of those short skirts! Maybe they should use this new cheerleading uniform instead:
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It's only a matter of time before one-piece bathing suits return, along with measuring tape-wielding conformers, to HS swimming competitions.
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What is the matter with these people? Jesus Christ.
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I think this could lead to the abolishment of cheerleading.

They could ban women altogether from the activity, because women in the spotlight like that (even just standing there) will give the young males impure thoughts.

And a male cheerleading team would just be encouraging unclean queer behaviour.
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The Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are part of Texas pride. I doubt that this will go far.
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Putting forward a bill is one thing; having it pass is something else... here's hoping this doesn't pass.

Not that I care, or anything. I'm not a Texan, so this doesn't really affect me. But it's still stupid nonetheless.
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Darth Wong wrote:Hey, you know what else they can do to "improve" cheerleading? Get rid of those short skirts! Maybe they should use this new cheerleading uniform instead:
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"Oh my god, all this sex could lead to dancing!"


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Name a dance that wasn't at one point sexually suggestive? Isn't that the point of gyrating you body around to a beat?
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Knife wrote:"Oh my god, all this sex could lead to dancing!"


:roll:

Name a dance that wasn't at one point sexually suggestive? Isn't that the point of gyrating you body around to a beat?
Sure. The box step. Though I don't know anyone who actually enjoys doing it.
Firefox wrote:It's only a matter of time before one-piece bathing suits return, along with measuring tape-wielding conformers, to HS swimming competitions.
I've always found one-piece bathing suits to be sexy.

All this reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Allen's wife, Jill, is getting ready for an interview. She dresses conservatively because she wants to make sure she gets the job based on her qualifications and not her looks. So she comes down and asks Tim if she looks sexy.

"Oooh mama, look at that sexy bun," he said, referring to her conservative hair bun. So she immediately undoes the bun, lets her hair down, and asks Tim if that's less sexy. "Oh let that hair flow free," Tim says, obviously still turned on.

The moral of the story: Men will find anything sexy. We can sniff sexiness out of any corner. Hell, women trying not to look sexy is sexy in and of itself!
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Durandal wrote:
Knife wrote:"Oh my god, all this sex could lead to dancing!"


:roll:

Name a dance that wasn't at one point sexually suggestive? Isn't that the point of gyrating you body around to a beat?
Sure. The box step. Though I don't know anyone who actually enjoys doing it.
If you are talking about the waltz, that was "scandalous" at the time of its creation. A man and a woman dancing closely together - that was just immoral. You can pretty much apply the same words to the latest "dance" craze. Although I've seen some people on the dance where I want to get them a motel room.
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Durandal wrote:
Knife wrote:"Oh my god, all this sex could lead to dancing!"


:roll:

Name a dance that wasn't at one point sexually suggestive? Isn't that the point of gyrating you body around to a beat?
Sure. The box step. Though I don't know anyone who actually enjoys doing it.
Bah, while cumbersome, you're very close to your partner. Being close to a female like that is sexy. That and the dance is old enough that it would probably be considered scandulous at some point in the past, which was my point.
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I'm sure they're going to create anAnti-Corruption Unit with "vice and virtue" commandos just ready to stop this unGodly sexiness.
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Yes, Osama bin Laden would approve of this. Pass this law and the terrorist win.
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This is why we only let our horse thieves/legislators convene for 180 days every other years.

Mostly what we expect from them is the occasional good fistfight on the floor or in out in the halls of the capital building.
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Firefox wrote:It's only a matter of time before one-piece bathing suits return, along with measuring tape-wielding conformers, to HS swimming competitions.
No serious swimmer wears a two-piece anyway, or even a one-piece that shows cleavage. They have way too much drag and are far too slow, and only swimmers who are more show than go would even think about wearing them.
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Darth Wong wrote:Hey, you know what else they can do to "improve" cheerleading? Get rid of those short skirts! Maybe they should use this new cheerleading uniform instead:
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No no no, Mike, even that would be too sexually suggestive by the standards of this new proposed law. This would be the new model Texas HS cheerleading squad:

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Again, the Cowboys Cheerleaders are why this will never happen and they recruit from Texas colleges. Of topic: too bad I'm not into women to appreciate the beauty of these.



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The Cowboys cheerleaders have been overrated for years. Check out the Eagles squad sometime--preferably by buying the lingere calendar.

Totally off topic, have you ever noticed that teams who've been bad for a long time have less attractive cheerleaders than teams that have been winning? I don't know if losing causes more attractive women not to apply for the job, or teams that can't win aren't winning because their organizations can't do anything right, including hire cheerleaders.
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Firefox wrote:It's only a matter of time before one-piece bathing suits return, along with measuring tape-wielding conformers, to HS swimming competitions.
No serious swimmer wears a two-piece anyway, or even a one-piece that shows cleavage. They have way too much drag and are far too slow, and only swimmers who are more show than go would even think about wearing them.
My mistake. Then they'll be expected to wear wetsuits under their one-piece swimsuits.
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jmac wrote:No serious swimmer wears a two-piece anyway, or even a one-piece that shows cleavage. They have way too much drag and are far too slow, and only swimmers who are more show than go would even think about wearing them.
I see nothing wrong with one peices. It still looks good to me.

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Wicked Pilot wrote:I see nothing wrong with one peices. It still looks good to me.
Have you ever seen Muslim girls at the pool wearing their burkhas right into the water? Those one-piece suits are still far too suggestive for God-fearing women.
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Darth Wong wrote:Have you ever seen Muslim girls at the pool wearing their burkhas right into the water? Those one-piece suits are still far too suggestive for God-fearing women.
There still exist the oppertunity for wet burkha contest.
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Firefox Wrote:
It's only a matter of time before one-piece bathing suits return, along with measuring tape-wielding conformers, to HS swimming competitions.
Well, there are those 'shark skin' Speedo suits, although they are extremely form fitting.

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Again, the Cowboys Cheerleaders are why this will never happen and they recruit from Texas colleges....
NICE picture. The senator should be ashamed for attempting to muzzle such an important cultural institution.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Have you ever seen Muslim girls at the pool wearing their burkhas right into the water? Those one-piece suits are still far too suggestive for God-fearing women.
There still exist the oppertunity for wet burkha contest.
Only if the fabric is of insufficient thickness to protect the loyal followers of the Texas Taliban from any possibility of harmful exposure to sinful thoughts. A covering of thick, vulcanized rubber should solve that problem. Or better yet, simply enact rules forbidding women to walk around by themselves outdoors.
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