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How small could the Enterprise be . . .

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. . . if it had been designed by real engineers?

The TOS Enterprise could do every thing of any value that the E-D could do (and more), with a fraction of the size. But could it have been made even more compact?
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Integrate the naccelles and kill the engineering part.
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There would be no seperat sauser seaction, one soild section

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A whole lot more secure is the main thing and one more thing

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And door handles, so that they can actually be opened at all if they lose power.

and actual fail-safe systems to eject the warp core, designed by people who understand the concept fail-safe.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Is the Enterprise really about 650 metres long? Cause i can't believe it if it is that looong.

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Well, they'd remove the necks and pylons, so I guess it would lose a good 50 meters.
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Get rid of ALL science facilities and that will free up about half the space in the Enterprise.
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Soontir C'boath wrote:Is the Enterprise really about 650 metres long?
~600 meters is the approximate official, although non-canon, length figure for the E-D given in the TNG tech manual.

A competent designer could probably pack all of the E-D's equipment into a 100-200m cube.
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"~600 meters is the approximate official, although non-canon, length figure for the E-D given in the TNG tech manual."

I feel like picking nits, so I'll just pop in with a quick note that there isn't any "official" Trek material. It's either Canon or... well, not.
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Cut the damn 1500 square foot rooms given to everyone and their dog.
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And the civilian quarters.
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And the nursery.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:Get rid of ALL science facilities and that will free up about half the space in the Enterprise.



Agreed. Jack of all Trade ships are great space wasters.
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Post by Soontir C'boath »

Get rid of the Holo Decks.

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Soontir C'boath wrote:Get rid of the Holo Decks.
Yeah, they're space wasters as well as power wasters.

I'd probably just trash anything related to civilians. Oh yes, and self-sealing bulkheads would be nice.
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"I'd probably just trash anything related to civilians. Oh yes, and self-sealing bulkheads would be nice."

More bulkheads, too. Compartmentalized, like on proper warships.
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Eleas wrote:"I'd probably just trash anything related to civilians. Oh yes, and self-sealing bulkheads would be nice."

More bulkheads, too. Compartmentalized, like on proper warships.
That goes without saying. They don't even have bulkheads to begin with!
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"That goes without saying. They don't even have bulkheads to begin with!"

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I have to say today Eleas is your today
Nothing but smart Intelgant clear thinking posts so far
Please stop it ruins my troll bashing fun :D

Just kidding

Gotta keep Holo-Decks, Never would ship out on the bomb ships(I call em bombs cause of the reactors, you know the rest, Like the Rear EXTERNAL Gas Tank on some Soviet desgined tanks)

Lets see let real engineers loose on the ship?
Like I said
Upgraded Secruity, Bulkheads(The Shields are nice but what happens when the power goes out? poof! Hope you don't like breathing that much)
All good ideas so far

Get the damn Civis off the Ships!

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"I have to say today Eleas is your today
Nothing but smart Intelgant clear thinking posts so far
Please stop it ruins my troll bashing fun :D"


Thanks! *blushes* There's a reason I'm so... type-happy. I got ADSL yesterday. :)

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No no kidding about the Stop being intelgant part not the fact it is intelgant
And if I ever learn how to spell that words it number 5 on the List of Things for the End of the World so its best not to teach me how

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Another thing they could do is make the corridors on the Enterprise more compact. That also has the side benefit of giving stromtroopers some trouble if they try to board.
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If you put in the naccelles, get rid of the neck part, stick the saucer and stadrive together, make rooms smaller, etc. you can cut several hundred meters off at least.
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But you gotta have the holo-deck :)

Nothing boost moral troop Moral Like a Holo-deck :)

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Mr Bean wrote:But you gotta have the holo-deck :)

Nothing boost moral troop Moral Like a Holo-deck :)
Well, in the same space as a holodeck, they could fit in a complete stripper bar...
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