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Caption this. (Kitty edition)

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This is my adorable kitty cat, Bill. (:luv:) She's in a dryer. The picture was taken by my sister.

Firstly, I'd like to explain that the door is not closed and she's not trapped in there. It's only because of the angle from which the picture is taken. The door was open enough for her to jump out easily. She just loves to climb in there with the clothes.

Anyway, I felt this picture needed a caption.

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Go! :D
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Post by WyrdNyrd »

Your moggie does that too? My kitten is incorrigable, and will jump into the dryer just as I am trying to put the next load in. She will then settle down and get comfortable in it, regardless of the heaps of laundry I still need to get through.

BTW, Bill is, indeed, adorable.
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"See ya later suckers, I'm goin' for a ride"

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Yeah :) Cute cat, reminds me of my sisters cat.
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squidman001 wrote:"Im in ur base killin your doods!"
If anything. It's "I'm in your dryer, getting hair on your clothes."
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
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Macunaima wrote:"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."
Dammit, that's the first thing I thougt of when I saw it (but more specifically, my caption would have been "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.")! I wasn't quick enough, I guess. :(
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Close the blast doors!

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Post by felineki »

I put my mediocre Photoshop skills to work and came up with this:

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(EDIT: This is the new version with green text, as suggested by Hawkwings. If you want to see the old version with red text, click here.)
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ooh, that's very nice. It's the juxaposition of that word with that line, in that font, that makes the entire picture so effective. I'd recommend changing the color to computer screen green, like #5DFC0A
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Yeah, I sorta rushed on the text, it doesn't look very good red. I took your advice, and it looks much, much better in green. Thanks! :)
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but red is HAL's color........

But his red is darker than the text on the picture right now.
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"Cat fud ---->"

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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:"Cat fud ---->"

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It's in a Far Side comic.

A dog puts up a sign saying "Cat fud" which points into a dryer.
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Post by Oni Koneko Damien »

Gandalf wrote:It's in a Far Side comic.

A dog puts up a sign saying "Cat fud" which points into a dryer.
You win!

The best bit is the cat actually has its head inside the dryer, and the dog is hiding behind the dryer going "Oh please, oh please!"
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