I give you...Captain Euro!

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2006-03-10 09:05pm

Man this is odd.

http://www.captaineuro.com/index.htm

I think we all know he is no match for the only two Nationalist Heroes that matter.

Sharpshooter · Post by **Sharpshooter** » 2006-03-11 12:39am

The one thing I have to ask is: could he kick Lord Bravery's ass?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2006-03-11 12:44am

Guy looks like a fucking soccer coach.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2006-03-11 01:13am

Wait, since when does Captain America have a utility belt?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2006-03-11 01:21am

On the subject of nationalistic superheroes:

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2006-03-11 03:20am

Drooling Iguana wrote:Wait, since when does Captain America have a utility belt?

In the Ultimates, where he uses automatic weapons and thus needs to carry ammo.

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2006-03-11 03:23am

I visited the website. The hero and his team are idealistic LOSERS who try to use nonviolent means to fight crime. The villain and his team are greedy little IDIOTS for having LOSERS as their worst enemies.

For heaven's sake, stop wasting your time on petty thieves and go fight some terrorists! Hunt down the masterminds behind the Madrid and London terror bombings!

And why aren't there any Asians in either team?

AniThyng · Post by **AniThyng** » 2006-03-11 03:31am

Sidewinder wrote: And why aren't there any Asians in either team?

Oh come on, the whole thing is a blatant sort of childish propoganda nationalism, what with the European made this and European made that - it's not like Captain Euro is going to be caught dead using, oh I dunno, a Sony vidcam or a Samsung flatscreen

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-03-11 04:00am

Gandalf wrote:On the subject of nationalistic superheroes:

Don't quote pics CC, moron

Who the fuck is that? Spawn and Omega Red's lovechild?

Archaic` · Post by **Archaic`** » 2006-03-11 04:23am

Superman from the "Red Son" elseworlds, I believe.

NeoGoomba · Post by **NeoGoomba** » 2006-03-11 06:37am

CaptainChewbacca wrote:
Gandalf wrote:On the subject of nationalistic superheroes:

Don't quote pics CC, moron
Who the fuck is that? Spawn and Omega Red's lovechild?

Watch yourself comrade, He's Watching You, and you don't want to end up as a Superman robot pushing a broom and drooling all over yourself now, do you?

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2006-03-11 08:03am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Guy looks like a fucking soccer coach.

That was pretty much my thought; the only thing he's captain of is a baseball team.

Stark · Post by **Stark** » 2006-03-11 10:03am

... the fuck-ups, or whatever they call themselves...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2006-03-11 02:54pm

This is hilarious. I wish I could see NK or Iran's national identity superhero.

Molyneux · Post by **Molyneux** » 2006-03-11 03:35pm

Weird thing is, when I saw the pic of Captain Euro I thought he looked like a Japanese baseball player.

Seriously, they try to come up with something the caliber of Captains America or Britain - or at the very least, Uncle Sam - and that's the best they can do? Weak. At best.

Post by **Steve** » 2006-03-11 03:40pm

Hah. Misty did much better when she came up with Major France.

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2006-03-11 03:43pm

Molyneux wrote:Weird thing is, when I saw the pic of Captain Euro I thought he looked like a Japanese baseball player.

Seriously, they try to come up with something the caliber of Captains America or Britain - or at the very least, Uncle Sam - and that's the best they can do? Weak. At best.

When members of foreign nations portray a hero from your nation better than your own countrymen-- in this case, Americans portraying Captain Britain-- you KNOW something's wrong with your national values.

Hell, even the Japanese portray the French more manly than the French portray themselves, as George de Sand demonstrates. That's pathetic!

Post by **NecronLord** » 2006-03-11 06:03pm

Sidewinder wrote:When members of foreign nations portray a hero from your nation better than your own countrymen-- in this case, Americans portraying Captain Britain-- you KNOW something's wrong with your national values.

Oi. I doubt we Brits have anything to do with Captain Euro.

Spice Runner · Post by **Spice Runner** » 2006-03-11 06:30pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:This is hilarious. I wish I could see NK or Iran's national identity superhero.

Here is the hero of North Korea. Ready to kick Captain America's ass...

TheDarkling · Post by **TheDarkling** » 2006-03-11 07:08pm

Sidewinder wrote: When members of foreign nations portray a hero from your nation better than your own countrymen-- in this case, Americans portraying Captain Britain-- you KNOW something's wrong with your national values.

Captain Britain was invented by Marvel UK as their first original work and the picture up there is of Ultimate Captain Britain and Ultimate Captain America from the Ultimates which has thus far been written and drawn by a couple of Brits.

Anyway, you were saying?

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-03-11 08:25pm

Captain Euro would get his ass whipped by Johnny Fucking APPLESEED!

Necroid · Post by **Necroid** » 2006-03-11 08:41pm

It's a joke, right? Not only is the Captain lame as hell, but the villain is even worse.

DR.D.Vider wrote:Yet another of my brilliant plans ruined by Twelve Stars. Captain Euro!!! I will destroy you. And sooner than you might expect!!!

...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2006-03-11 08:58pm

He has the power of bureacracy. Fear as he quotes the many legal documents that directly invalidate your current illegal enterprise and set you up for large corporate fines.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2006-03-11 09:02pm

His goal is to divide Europe and create an empire. I assume those are completely separate goals, since I think it'd be a lot easier to make an empire out of Europe if they were all together.

Also all the villains either: have a goatee, are a tanned brunette lass, or a midget. Real imaginative....

This honestly looks to me like an episode of Sealab 2021.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2006-03-11 09:25pm

Does Captain Euro speak Esperanto?