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Warning: Extreme pain...

Posted: 2006-03-04 04:54am
by Superman
This is not suitable for work... at all.

You may never look at Japanese women the same way...

Click the part that says "ball massage"

Posted: 2006-03-04 05:01am
by Jim Raynor
:shock: WTF.

I couldn't bear to see that entire video. People actually enjoy this?

Posted: 2006-03-04 05:02am
by Ford Prefect
I was going to bring out the shocked to the core picture I have, but really, all I need to say is this:

What.

Posted: 2006-03-04 05:06am
by Superman
I don't know if I can go back to Japan... ever... again...

Posted: 2006-03-04 05:15am
by Gandalf
That's just... nuts. :shock:

Posted: 2006-03-04 05:16am
by Zadius
Seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Posted: 2006-03-04 05:18am
by Superman
I don't think I've stirred this kind of reaction since the original thread on pink foam...

Posted: 2006-03-04 06:24am
by namdoolb
Oh well, we'll have the Darwin awards ready for all the Japanese men who mangle their genitals into non-functionality.

On a side note.... Ouch!

Posted: 2006-03-04 06:39am
by Broomstick
OK, since the computer I'm currently on doesn't support video worth shit, could you please tell me why all of you have your legs crossed and your hands over your balls?

Posted: 2006-03-04 07:02am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Jim Raynor wrote::shock: WTF.

I couldn't bear to see that entire video. People actually enjoy this?
People are capable of doing virtually anything to themselves and get off on it. The Internet just makes it all the more accessable and public.

I'm not watching the video, but judging by peoples' reactions, I've seen stuff like it. That and much worse.

Posted: 2006-03-04 07:02am
by Imperial Overlord
Broomstick wrote:OK, since the computer I'm currently on doesn't support video worth shit, could you please tell me why all of you have your legs crossed and your hands over your balls?
Japanese women slamming their fists into the crotches of Japanese men, over and over again.

Posted: 2006-03-04 07:04am
by Spanky The Dolphin
In that case it's just simple sado-masochism. Nothing exclusive to Japan. Why freak out over a specific country when stuff like this really goes on in almost every country?

Posted: 2006-03-04 07:05am
by kheegster
Superman wrote:I don't know if I can go back to Japan... ever... again...
You are married to a Japanese woman, aren't you? Dare I ask....? :shock:

Posted: 2006-03-04 10:06am
by Mark S
The lengths people will go to get their freaks on never ceases to amaze. Those guys could seriously crush a nut. Why would they allow people to do that to them?

Posted: 2006-03-04 10:34am
by aerius
Reminds me of a video I found on Kazaa years ago. That one had guys lying spread-eagle on the floor while women repeatedly kicked them between the legs. Whatever works is what I say.

Posted: 2006-03-04 11:06am
by Wyrm
It is really freaky stuff, but in the back of my mind, I couldn't help thinking that AC/DC's "Ballbreaker" would've been a more appropriate BGM.

... I'll go away now.

Posted: 2006-03-04 11:38am
by Superman
kheegan wrote:
Superman wrote:I don't know if I can go back to Japan... ever... again...
You are married to a Japanese woman, aren't you? Dare I ask....? :shock:
Yeah, and she DID do that to me once... I even posted about it.
In that case it's just simple sado-masochism. Nothing exclusive to Japan. Why freak out over a specific country when stuff like this really goes on in almost every country?
Why am I not surprised Spanky is actually treating this like it's a normal thing?

"Oh, it's just S and M, you know, it's just a dude getting his nuts viciously pounded and kicked repeatedly. So what? *shrugs* So? What's the big deal?"

There's a reason why EVERYONE who watches it is like 'HOLY SHIT!'

Thanks for the clarifcation there, Spanky. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy....

By the way, I don't think it's a case of S and M. I don't know exactly what it is...

Posted: 2006-03-04 01:06pm
by Sriad
Gandalf wrote:That's just... nuts. :shock:
Rofl, well put sir.

Posted: 2006-03-04 01:11pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Looks more like some sort of hooker debt collection thing than a paid service.


Don't know what they're saying, but "WHERE'S MY MONEY, BITCH?" fits better than "50 yen, more hit"

Posted: 2006-03-04 02:39pm
by Pick
Spanky was making a reasonable point. This is not exclusive to Japan by a long shot, and the sweeping generalizations as a result are awfully damn silly. S&M is popular everywhere, and he never said it was healthy, but only that it should not be treated as a Japanese exclusive. Seriously. What a fucking strawman, Supes.

Posted: 2006-03-04 03:09pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Exactly.

Posted: 2006-03-04 04:29pm
by Sidewinder
I'm instantly reminded of this article on the Asian Sex Gazette.
"As women become the more powerful sex in society, there's been a growing number of masochistic men who have a yearning to be subjugated," says Makoto, a spokeswoman for IZM, Japan's prime purveyor of porno featuring tall and powerfully built female stars, or flicks about women who rape men. "In some of our martial arts adult videos, the female stars don't even take their clothes off and there are no climax scenes. What you do get, though, is big girls using all their might to pound little guys, put them into strangleholds and generally beat them, which provides all the excitement masochistic men need to find sexual satisfaction."

IZM typically matches gigantic women up against the frailest of masochistic men with an average height of just 155 centimeters. Bruising and broken bones are little more than occupational hazards in the brutal babe business.

"Just the other day, one of our actors ended up with a couple of broken ribs," Makoto tells Spa! "I was really surprised when we'd finished filming the guy came over in agony and said, 'Aagh, that was bliss!'"

Adult moviemaker mouthpiece Makoto says IZM's offices are flooded daily with offers from men yearning to be clobbered on camera by a big, beautiful, though not necessarily bountiful, babe.

"Talking to a lot of these guys and you learn that there's a typical pattern where a lot of them were traumatized by beatings lashed out by their mothers or a female teacher when they were little children. Now they're adults, being subdued by a powerful woman gives them a sexual thrill," Makoto tells Spa! "Perhaps it's fundamentally a matter of Oedipal complexes."
I don't know anyone who enjoys having Mom stomp on his genitals. Then again, I don't know anyone who grew up in Japan.
namdoolb wrote:Oh well, we'll have the Darwin awards ready for all the Japanese men who mangle their genitals into non-functionality.
I only wish we could have similar awards for all those terrorist a**holes trying to bomb civilians in various parts of the world. Maybe we should pitch in to get Osama bin Laden a session with these women?

Posted: 2006-03-04 05:35pm
by Broomstick
Imperial Overlord wrote:
Broomstick wrote:OK, since the computer I'm currently on doesn't support video worth shit, could you please tell me why all of you have your legs crossed and your hands over your balls?
Japanese women slamming their fists into the crotches of Japanese men, over and over again.
Well, hell, that's not even an interesting kink or perversion.

Posted: 2006-03-04 06:34pm
by Superman
Pick wrote:Spanky was making a reasonable point. This is not exclusive to Japan by a long shot, and the sweeping generalizations as a result are awfully damn silly. S&M is popular everywhere, and he never said it was healthy, but only that it should not be treated as a Japanese exclusive. Seriously. What a fucking strawman, Supes.
I never once said this is unique to Japan. Since this video happens to come from Japan, I was making reference that that.

And again, it looks to me like it's some kind of fucked up women's self defense class. This doesn't look like S & M...

Posted: 2006-03-04 07:36pm
by Julhelm
Hahahaha