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You may never look at Japanese women the same way...
Click the part that says "ball massage"
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I couldn't bear to see that entire video. People actually enjoy this?
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That's just... nuts. 

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OK, since the computer I'm currently on doesn't support video worth shit, could you please tell me why all of you have your legs crossed and your hands over your balls?
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I couldn't bear to see that entire video. People actually enjoy this?
I'm not watching the video, but judging by peoples' reactions, I've seen stuff like it. That and much worse.
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Japanese women slamming their fists into the crotches of Japanese men, over and over again.Broomstick wrote:OK, since the computer I'm currently on doesn't support video worth shit, could you please tell me why all of you have your legs crossed and your hands over your balls?
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In that case it's just simple sado-masochism. Nothing exclusive to Japan. Why freak out over a specific country when stuff like this really goes on in almost every country?
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The lengths people will go to get their freaks on never ceases to amaze. Those guys could seriously crush a nut. Why would they allow people to do that to them?
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Reminds me of a video I found on Kazaa years ago. That one had guys lying spread-eagle on the floor while women repeatedly kicked them between the legs. Whatever works is what I say.


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It is really freaky stuff, but in the back of my mind, I couldn't help thinking that AC/DC's "Ballbreaker" would've been a more appropriate BGM.
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Yeah, and she DID do that to me once... I even posted about it.kheegan wrote:You are married to a Japanese woman, aren't you? Dare I ask....?Superman wrote:I don't know if I can go back to Japan... ever... again...
Why am I not surprised Spanky is actually treating this like it's a normal thing?In that case it's just simple sado-masochism. Nothing exclusive to Japan. Why freak out over a specific country when stuff like this really goes on in almost every country?
"Oh, it's just S and M, you know, it's just a dude getting his nuts viciously pounded and kicked repeatedly. So what? *shrugs* So? What's the big deal?"
There's a reason why EVERYONE who watches it is like 'HOLY SHIT!'
Thanks for the clarifcation there, Spanky. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy....
By the way, I don't think it's a case of S and M. I don't know exactly what it is...

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Spanky was making a reasonable point. This is not exclusive to Japan by a long shot, and the sweeping generalizations as a result are awfully damn silly. S&M is popular everywhere, and he never said it was healthy, but only that it should not be treated as a Japanese exclusive. Seriously. What a fucking strawman, Supes.
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I'm instantly reminded of this article on the Asian Sex Gazette.
I don't know anyone who enjoys having Mom stomp on his genitals. Then again, I don't know anyone who grew up in Japan."As women become the more powerful sex in society, there's been a growing number of masochistic men who have a yearning to be subjugated," says Makoto, a spokeswoman for IZM, Japan's prime purveyor of porno featuring tall and powerfully built female stars, or flicks about women who rape men. "In some of our martial arts adult videos, the female stars don't even take their clothes off and there are no climax scenes. What you do get, though, is big girls using all their might to pound little guys, put them into strangleholds and generally beat them, which provides all the excitement masochistic men need to find sexual satisfaction."
IZM typically matches gigantic women up against the frailest of masochistic men with an average height of just 155 centimeters. Bruising and broken bones are little more than occupational hazards in the brutal babe business.
"Just the other day, one of our actors ended up with a couple of broken ribs," Makoto tells Spa! "I was really surprised when we'd finished filming the guy came over in agony and said, 'Aagh, that was bliss!'"
Adult moviemaker mouthpiece Makoto says IZM's offices are flooded daily with offers from men yearning to be clobbered on camera by a big, beautiful, though not necessarily bountiful, babe.
"Talking to a lot of these guys and you learn that there's a typical pattern where a lot of them were traumatized by beatings lashed out by their mothers or a female teacher when they were little children. Now they're adults, being subdued by a powerful woman gives them a sexual thrill," Makoto tells Spa! "Perhaps it's fundamentally a matter of Oedipal complexes."
I only wish we could have similar awards for all those terrorist a**holes trying to bomb civilians in various parts of the world. Maybe we should pitch in to get Osama bin Laden a session with these women?namdoolb wrote:Oh well, we'll have the Darwin awards ready for all the Japanese men who mangle their genitals into non-functionality.
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They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.
They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Well, hell, that's not even an interesting kink or perversion.Imperial Overlord wrote:Japanese women slamming their fists into the crotches of Japanese men, over and over again.Broomstick wrote:OK, since the computer I'm currently on doesn't support video worth shit, could you please tell me why all of you have your legs crossed and your hands over your balls?
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Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.- Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of Serenity, which sums up my feelings regarding the lawsuit discussed here.
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I never once said this is unique to Japan. Since this video happens to come from Japan, I was making reference that that.Pick wrote:Spanky was making a reasonable point. This is not exclusive to Japan by a long shot, and the sweeping generalizations as a result are awfully damn silly. S&M is popular everywhere, and he never said it was healthy, but only that it should not be treated as a Japanese exclusive. Seriously. What a fucking strawman, Supes.
And again, it looks to me like it's some kind of fucked up women's self defense class. This doesn't look like S & M...

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