I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide
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I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide
Hey there. I was gone for a pretty long time. Now I'm back.
To those who remember me: whaddup?
To those who remember me: whaddup?
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Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide
The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games. Other than that it's been pretty uneventful until the craziness which started when Episode 3 came out earlier this week.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
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Most excellent. Soon we will have UNLIMITED POWER!Captain tycho wrote:Welcome back, milord. I am pleased to report the secret gnome revolution is still in control of things here.
Yeah, that was disappointing. USA hockey has been pretty disappointing for a while. Modano? His ass needs to retire. He might be in his mature prime, but something has got him, and he just doesn't have it anymore (if the last NHL season in memory--recent or otherwise--was any indication).jmac wrote:The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games.
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Methinks somebody doesn't read Testing much.jmac wrote:The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games. Other than that it's been pretty uneventful until the craziness which started when Episode 3 came out earlier this week.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
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Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide
OH! MY! GOD! IT'S TALKING TO ME!!!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hey there. I was gone for a pretty long time. Now I'm back.
To those who remember me: whaddup?
GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Oh, oops, left the comm-link open.
EDIT: BTW, welcome back... you dont' know me....
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Yeah. Right. Which explains why that thread is now on page 26 or something.Tasoth wrote:Dink Dink! Hail Gnomage.
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Mind you I think it gets boring rather fast myself (truth be told I think it starts out boring) but mine is apparently a minority opinion.
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'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
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But the usergroup still persists! Nyah! All this time and nobody took it away. That was awfully nice of you fellas.SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
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Yay, highly explosive Sith gnomes.SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
After all, this is completely straightforward. What could possibly go wrong?
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We practice rule of an IRON (yet caring) FIST.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:But the usergroup still persists! Nyah! All this time and nobody took it away. That was awfully nice of you fellas.SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
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Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide
You're stealing my lines, that's "whaddup"!Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
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