Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.
At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."
"Is it true?" Colmes asked.
"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."
AC: "You had sex with animals?"
NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."
AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."
NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"
AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."
Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"
Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."
In addition to Horsley, Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry another radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist. In the middle of an otherwise serious interview, Terry began joking - apropos of nothing - that he and Colmes were ex-lovers.
Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in "sodomy." When Colmes asked Phelps if he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.
Hmm, I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Come to think of it, Ann Coulter is reputed to have an unusually, er, wide-ranging sex life, too, though as far as I know it's just confined to men. Still, it doesn't exactly match the profile of an ultra-conservative.
I will refrain from commenting on the appropriateness of this guy's last name but I will say that I just love how he says it's ok because everybody's first girlfriend was a mule.
Why is it that many of these high profile extreme-right wingers have some sort of unsavory history? Is it that they give into what they believe is wrong and then go on a crusade to stop other people from doing what they did by any means necessary not realized that not everybody has the same urges?
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When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.
I see.
And here I was thinking that this was a negative stereotype.
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Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in "sodomy." When Colmes asked Phelps if he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.
Yet another reason for society to dispose of Phelps. And by the asshole's own logic too.
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Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
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Couldn't find a corroborating source but .... bleahhh.
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I'm fucking speechless. How seriously warped do you have to be to see sex with a mule as a normal event in one's foolish youth?
Excuse me, whether this is true or not, I'm going to go throw up now.
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The Spartan wrote:I'm fucking speechless. How seriously warped do you have to be to see sex with a mule as a normal event in one's foolish youth?
Excuse me, whether this is true or not, I'm going to go throw up now.
Maybe because you are not allowed to even touch a woman until you and she are both adult? But there was nothing written of fucking a mule.
Also a way of reliving sexual tension....
Tribun wrote:Also a way of reliving sexual tension....
Hey I relieve sexual tension all the time. And every time I do so, god kills another kitten. I don't see why they have to boink mules to get their jollies.
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OH MY FUCKING GODS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN IN MONTHS! JESUS HOMOSEXUAL CHRIST I DAMN-NEAR FUCKING PEED MY PANTS AND BLEW MILK OUT MY NOSE, AND MY FRIEND CONRAD HIT HIS HEAD ON THE MONITOR LAUGHING SO HARD!!!
The Spartan wrote:I'm fucking speechless. How seriously warped do you have to be to see sex with a mule as a normal event in one's foolish youth?
Excuse me, whether this is true or not, I'm going to go throw up now.
Maybe because you are not allowed to even touch a woman until you and she are both adult? But there was nothing written of fucking a mule.
Also a way of reliving sexual tension....
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Dead cows don't fart. -- CJvR
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While it is a link from Newshounds (they are usually pretty credible) you can listen to the whole interview right here ++http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesradio/
scroll down a little to radio highlights. The interesting part occurs in the first minute.
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Sorry for the double post but this interview is gold. He compares bestiality with masturbation and he claims the Esquire article which says he forced two women to have abortions is a lie.
Mods, please edit the title, this POS is also a fundie.
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Not really related, but this remembers me of this:
/musing
When Friedrich I. of Prussia, the Soldier King, got a report that one man of the cavalary commited bestiality with his horse, he had ordered to put the man to the infantry.
I am really speechless...
Why are such...people allowed to speak publicly?
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