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 Post subject: [Allbran_Sustain]Troll with a brown nose PostPosted: 2004-07-09 04:57pm
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I think we can all agree on the fact that those Dominion fighters look like nothing more than Kokaroach.

Besides, who cares what size the Dominion fleet was. The Dominion fleet surrendered before it engaged the Fed/Rom/Kling fleet because they knew they would lose. The Jemhadar were so demoralized by that point that many of their soldiers became drug abusers. Many even threatened to mutiny if they didn't get their fix for the day, thats how bad their situation was. Before battle, the Jemhadar would drug themselves up so that they would be able to block out their fear during fighting.

Even when the Breen entered the war and gave an advantage to the Dominion, they couldn't even defeat the Klingon fleet while the Roms and Feds docked their ships for refits, pitiful to say the least. Thousands of Dominion ships couldn't even handle a few hundred birds of prey and their accompanying vorchas. The Dominion is always over hyped by hard core trekkies.

Yep... they fuked up.

I can't believe that you forgot about KOKAROACh! Anyways, he rejoins his banned brethren in PS. This troll managed to get the staff to unban him, but it all ended in tears for him. He failed to remember that he was on probation, began spamming and was banned again. I like to think that it never happened. ~fg



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 06:14pm
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Did you even watch the show?



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 06:24pm
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Before battle, the Jemhadar would drug themselves up so that they would be able to block out their fear during fighting.


Wtf are you talking about? :roll:

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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 06:25pm
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Did you even watch the show?


Judging from that post I'd say no.

Allbran, sucking up doesn't go very far here.



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 Post subject:PostPosted: 2004-07-09 07:29pm
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Wtf are you talking about?


Hmmm, maybe i'm talking about those drug tubes sticking right out of their damn necks :roll: and the white shit they keep drugging up with. You seen any episodes? If you have, then you will notice than the Jems start to go crazy once the white shit they love, runs out. Drugged up mofos.

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Did you even watch the show?


Watched it, and thought it was ok. Why? Did you watch it?

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Allbran, sucking up doesn't go very far here


A man who try to suck up, is nothing but a Kokaroach. Not me.



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 07:31pm
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It is obvious you watched DS9 with your eyes wide shut. You made nothing more then bullshit claims about the series showing how little you really know.



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 07:31pm
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Some advice to those Jemhadar hooked on "white":

Rule number one: don't underestimate the other guy's greed.
Rule number two: don't get high on your own supply.

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Allbran, sucking up doesn't go very far here.


No YOU sucked up...THAAA



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 07:41pm
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Allbran_Sustain wrote:
Some advice to those Jemhadar hooked on "white":

Rule number one: don't underestimate the other guy's greed.
Rule number two: don't get high on your own supply.

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Allbran, sucking up doesn't go very far here.


No YOU sucked up...THAAA


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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 07:51pm
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It is obvious you watched DS9 with your eyes wide shut. You made nothing more then bullshit claims about the series showing how little you really know.


My eyes not wide shut chico, my claims not bullshit, federation ambassador...did they give you three stars for talking like a bullshit KOKAROACH? 7391 posts of a kokaroach.

You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 07:57pm
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My three stars represent that I have been here for 18 months. My title is because of my star trek knowledge. My having split this thread and put it down here is because I am a mod.

Your fighting an uphill battle.



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Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:00pm
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It is obvious you watched DS9 with your eyes wide shut. You made nothing more then bullshit claims about the series showing how little you really know.

My eyes not wide shut chico, my claims not bullshit, federation ambassador...did they give you three stars for talking like a bullshit KOKAROACH? 7391 posts of a kokaroach.

You fuck with me, you fuck with the best!

I let you in, I could kick you out. Right now. Just say the word.

P.S. The Jem'Hadar were genetically programmed to be addicted to Ketracel White so that the Vorta and Founders could control them. This is canon fact.



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:00pm
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Damn, in hindsight we shouldn't have activated this dipshit's account.



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:15pm
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You guys are crazy. The facts speak for themselves. You can't win a debate without kicking the opposition out? Pitiful! just what I would expect from a trekkie KOKAROACH.

Threaten me all you like. I have done nothing but voice my opinion and you don't like it. The jems are not hooked on the white shit, right? is that what you want to read? Well tough. The jems are wimps who have major drug problems. The wimpy Feds defeated them ffs, that proves my point I think.

To the three star admiral:

Am I supposed to be impressed by your "power"? One Imperial Super Star Destroyer can level your pitiful trek universe in a flash. Our ISD's have turbolasers that have an output in the GIGaton range. Your bald captain Picard would be crushed by G.A. Thrawn anyday.

Yep... you fuked up.



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:18pm
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Oh God this is hilarious.

You are aware that Tony Montana was, in fact, shot and killed at the end of Scarface, right?



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:22pm
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Allbran_Sustain wrote:
You guys are crazy. The facts speak for themselves. You can't win a debate without kicking the opposition out?

Actually, it's not about the debate - it's all about you being a ballsy prick who thinks he's hot shit. Well, buddy, you're fucking with the wrong crowd.

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND.

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Pitiful! just what I would expect from a trekkie KOKAROACH.

I'm actually pro-Wars. Just very touchy.

Allbran_Sustain wrote:
Threaten me all you like. I have done nothing but voice my opinion and you don't like it.

You voiced bullshit that's not supported by canon facts.

Allbran_Sustain wrote:
The jems are not hooked on the white shit, right? is that what you want to read? Well tough. The jems are wimps who have major drug problems. The wimpy Feds defeated them ffs, that proves my point I think.

Actually, the Federation defeated them because Odo sued for peace by offering the cure to the changeling plague. Jackass.



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:34pm
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Allbran_Sustain wrote:
You guys are crazy. The facts speak for themselves. You can't win a debate without kicking the opposition out? Pitiful! just what I would expect from a trekkie KOKAROACH.


There is no debate.

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Threaten me all you like. I have done nothing but voice my opinion and you don't like it. The jems are not hooked on the white shit, right? is that what you want to read? Well tough. The jems are wimps who have major drug problems. The wimpy Feds defeated them ffs, that proves my point I think.


You have voiced a stupid opinion and after having been corrected continue to spout bullshit. The Jem'Hadar are addicted to White, but if they don't take it they will die. This is intentional.

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To the three star admiral:

Am I supposed to be impressed by your "power"? One Imperial Super Star Destroyer can level your pitiful trek universe in a flash. Our ISD's have turbolasers that have an output in the GIGaton range. Your bald captain Picard would be crushed by G.A. Thrawn anyday.

Yep... you fuked up.


And this has fuck all to do with what?



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:37pm
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Who the fuck is this dipshit?



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:46pm
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Who the fuck is this dipshit?
Dunno, but that is one uproariously funny title! :lol:



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:52pm
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Frank Hipper wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Who the fuck is this dipshit?
Dunno, but that is one uproariously funny title! :lol:

He earned it rather quickly :cool:



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:53pm
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Frank Hipper wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Who the fuck is this dipshit?


Dunno, but that is one uproariously funny title! :lol:


Oooh no, he's scaring me shitless. I'm afraid that Tony Montana's gonna show up at my door all coked up any second with an assault rifle!



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 08:53pm
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Frank Hipper wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Who the fuck is this dipshit?
Dunno, but that is one uproariously funny title! :lol:


Thanks, I do try. :D



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 09:15pm
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Alyeska wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
Who the fuck is this dipshit?
Dunno, but that is one uproariously funny title! :lol:


Thanks, I do try. :D


It certainly fits, and here I was thinking he was kinda okay when he was posting in Testing...



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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 09:54pm
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Did we boot him already? Bloody hell, I was getting a kick outta that shit. Don't get alot of Good, boldfaced trolling anymore. Oh well, with Mike in Lost Wages, I can see how the admins would need to keep the sheets real tight, so to speak. (Keep the sawdust off the floor, as it were ...you know...keep the ship shipshape...and all that....


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 Post subject:  PostPosted: 2004-07-09 10:03pm
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Oh, was he the impatient one in testing who thought everyone on the board was male?



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Oh, was he the impatient one in testing who thought everyone on the board was male?


Yup, that's the one...



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