Godzilla vs his weight in chimps.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-05-29 03:13am

But you see, the chimps are all hopped up on PCP, armed with adamantium butcher knives, and are being mind controlled by Emperor Palpatine.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-05-29 03:24am

Are you high?

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-05-29 04:31am

Can I buy pot from you?[/Brian]

Thermonuclear fire breath wins the day.

1337n1nj4 · Post by **1337n1nj4** » 2004-05-29 04:34am

Do the monkeys get Palpatine's lightning?

They may not win, but it'd still be cool to see a bunch of monkeys shooting lightning. While drinking beer.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-05-29 05:00am

The Japanese decide, "That's it, we've had it!!" and unleash their army of Evas on Godzilla nad the chimps.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-05-29 06:04am

Do they have typewriters chained to their wrists?

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2004-05-29 10:46am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:But you see, the chimps are all hopped up on PCP, armed with adamantium butcher knives, and are being mind controlled by Emperor Palpatine.

You stole my peyote!

But it's cool...everything is always cool somewhere, man...

Godzilla wins. Because he's always cool.

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-05-29 02:05pm

Shinova wrote:The Japanese decide, "That's it, we've had it!!" and unleash their army of Evas on Godzilla nad the chimps.

RahXephon trumps Evas.... And the battle would be truly epic with Godzilla winning after a little plot complication.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-29 07:24pm

Shinova wrote:The Japanese decide, "That's it, we've had it!!" and unleash their army of Evas on Godzilla nad the chimps.

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Actually, that would be a good fight. Godzilla versus the three EVAs. You just know that half way through the fight Godzilla is going to generate an AT Field of titanic proportions.

LapsedPacifist · Post by **LapsedPacifist** » 2004-05-29 08:45pm

Chimps. Sooner or later one chimp will sever a major vein or artery. Godzilla will slowly bleed to death. If he can kill the rest of the chimps during the bleeding I guess it'd be a tie.

Sorry for the spelling, I had to drink a few to answer.

LP

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2004-05-29 08:54pm

Thirdfain wrote:Are you high?

I think he's just retarded...but thats just me.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-29 09:18pm

That's a lot of chimps. But Godzilla can just go underwater. One of the side-effects of PCP is that you think, just a little, that you are invincible. The chimps will believe this, and wade in after him. And die.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-29 09:18pm

LapsedPacifist wrote:Chimps. Sooner or later one chimp will sever a major vein or artery. Godzilla will slowly bleed to death. If he can kill the rest of the chimps during the bleeding I guess it'd be a tie.

Sorry for the spelling, I had to drink a few to answer.

LP

Godzilla has uber regeneration abilities. His wounds would probably seal around the chimps hacking into his body, emtombing hundreds of writhing primates within his skin.

LapsedPacifist · Post by **LapsedPacifist** » 2004-05-29 09:24pm

Gil Hamilton wrote: Godzilla has uber regeneration abilities. His wounds would probably seal around the chimps hacking into his body, emtombing hundreds of writhing primates within his skin.

If Godzilla can regenerate how can there even be a debate? Chimps do nothing to godzilla. I know believe Godzilla takes it handily.

LP

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-29 09:48pm

LapsedPacifist wrote:If Godzilla can regenerate how can there even be a debate? Chimps do nothing to godzilla. I know believe Godzilla takes it handily.

LP

I'm just saying that before the battle is out, there will be hundreds of dead chimps buried within the King of Monsters body, suffocated as his body regenerated around them. Kind of a gross image.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-05-29 10:49pm

Does Godzilla need air? Could Emperor Palpatine command his monkey minions to stuff themselves into big G's mouth until he suffocates? You know, anal blockage can be fatal too, given time.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-29 10:51pm

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Does Godzilla need air? Could Emperor Palpatine command his monkey minions to stuff themselves into big G's mouth until he suffocates? You know, anal blockage can be fatal too, given time.

He lives underwater most of the time and I'm pretty sure has been in space. Besides, he can just clear his throat with nuclear fire.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2004-05-29 11:03pm

Then there was that little incident where he spent 5 years buried inside a volcano

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-30 12:21am

Godzilla's fucked when a few more enterprising and stealthy monkeys make it as far as his feet, climb up and slice open holes that they can fit into, where upon they rip apart all the muscles in his legs. He topples over and the rest of the monkeys rally and attack at the base of his neck.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-05-30 01:53am

Gil Hamilton wrote:
GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Does Godzilla need air? Could Emperor Palpatine command his monkey minions to stuff themselves into big G's mouth until he suffocates? You know, anal blockage can be fatal too, given time.
He lives underwater most of the time and I'm pretty sure has been in space. Besides, he can just clear his throat with nuclear fire.

Right, so up the anus they go.

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2004-05-30 05:22am

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Right, so up the anus they go.

What if the nuclear fire works both ways?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-05-30 05:29am

Only here is shoving hundreds of chimpanzees up a giant lizard's anus considered a viable tactic.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-05-30 06:19am

Here in SDnet, everything always comes down to anal sex eventually, one way or another it seems.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-05-30 02:35pm

The monkeys are screwed if Godzilla has powerful sphincter muscles.

Besides, he could just wade out back to the ocean - drowned monkeys.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2004-05-30 02:49pm

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