Calling All Egos: THE ADONIS AWARDS

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 01:36am

Think you're hot stuff? Want to show off that body but are trying to keep your Id in check? Do you wish that you could cover this board with photos of that gorgeous bod of yours?

Well, have we got the contest for YOU!

Introducing the first-ever SD.Net ADONIS AWARDS!

(For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term/hate Greek mythology:
A·don·is, n.
1. Greek Mythology. A strikingly beautiful youth loved by Aphrodite.
2. often 'adonis,' A very handsome young man.)

So, if you'd like to enter (and you know you do, you sex-ay thang), please submit a photograph of a shirtless you below, and a panel of mixed judges shall decide at a date to be determined later who the victor shall be. If you would like to enter multiple photographs of yourself to show different angles, poses, etc, you are welcome to do so, as long as the pictures all show your sexy torso nekkid!

If you don't have any pics ready to go now, find a buddy/pal/SO/prostitute to snap a couple photos and enter soon! Don't let one of the other hotties on the board take YOUR championship title from you!

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-12 01:38am

Tough. I'm still not posting pics.

Or is this another attempt to get Valdy to post kissy pics?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 01:40am

Connor MacLeod wrote:Tough. I'm still not posting pics.

Party-pooper.

Or is this another attempt to get Valdy to post kissy pics?

What do I care if he never does? Then I never have to post my nasty mug up in this joint.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-04-12 01:58am

A shirtless picture? I sense females being able to trump this.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-04-12 02:00am

Adonis = guy, DP.

I'm automatically out, but Uts should be able to compete.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-04-12 02:00am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:A shirtless picture? I sense females being able to trump this.

Adonis = handsome young MAN

Besides, what chicks do you think will post topless pics of themselves here? Keep dreamin'....

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2004-04-12 02:12am

Zaia wrote: Party-pooper.

blow me

What do I care if he never does? Then I never have to post my nasty mug up in this joint.

A-HA! But you see, this board is a place of logic. You have to actually PROVE that supposition, and we always accept visual evidence over dialogue.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-04-12 02:21am

Zaia wrote: Besides, what chicks do you think will post topless pics of themselves here? Keep dreamin'....

Okay, not here... but what about there? Refers to a certain simian organization.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-04-12 02:24am

No way. I go to the gym 4 times a week and you will *never* see me with a shirt off in anywhere remotely approaching a public place.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-04-12 02:36am

Vympel wrote:No way. I go to the gym 4 times a week and you will *never* see me with a shirt off in anywhere remotely approaching a public place.

Not to pry, but why not? I'm an old guy now, and I'm sure nobody wants to see my 34-year old body, but when I was in university I used to run around shirtless all the time. I got kicked out of cafeteria more than once for swaggering in without a shirt. Rebecca used to say I was an exhibitionist.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-04-12 02:50am

If I posted a topless picture of myself. many stomachs would turn, the contaminated thread would immediately be HOSed, and my title would be changed to something vaguely unflattering.

...damn, I wish I had a digital camera on hand.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-04-12 03:15am

Well, I did have that shirtless pic titled 'Sono Dio', does that count?

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-04-12 07:20am

Can I suck in and flex to make my flab look less obvious?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-04-12 07:34am

Darth Wong wrote:
Vympel wrote:No way. I go to the gym 4 times a week and you will *never* see me with a shirt off in anywhere remotely approaching a public place.
Not to pry, but why not? I'm an old guy now, and I'm sure nobody wants to see my 34-year old body, but when I was in university I used to run around shirtless all the time. I got kicked out of cafeteria more than once for swaggering in without a shirt. Rebecca used to say I was an exhibitionist.

She was right!

And Vympel, if I worked out 4 times a week, I'd never wear a shirt. Hell, even with not having worked out in 15 years, I'm not inhibited. But, no camera; and at 36, dunno if I'd qualify for this....

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-04-12 08:02am

didn't we already do this?
I'm pretty sure this is just the "sd.net hunkiest man competion" just phrased another way.

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-04-12 08:10am

I can't take a proper one until I get my camera back sometime next week or tomorrow. So maybe I'll be the first to enter

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-04-12 08:27am

Darth Wong wrote: Not to pry, but why not? I'm an old guy now, and I'm sure nobody wants to see my 34-year old body, but when I was in university I used to run around shirtless all the time. I got kicked out of cafeteria more than once for swaggering in without a shirt. Rebecca used to say I was an exhibitionist.

Remnants of low self-esteem- when I was overweight- I had a gut and I swear I had what was approaching man-boobs. I only recently worked up the balls to start wearing tighter t-shirts (after exhortation from a female friend from seeing me in one at a store)- it's slow going. I'm about average now- an insignificant amount of soft remaining, but not really 'chiselled' or 'built' or anything- yet (hopefully).

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-04-12 08:31am

The camera doesn't love me and I don't have THAT much of an ego....so it's never gonna happen.

Daltonator · Post by **Daltonator** » 2004-04-12 09:29am

*Considers*

*looks down*

Er...no thankee.

Besides, we all know this is a cheap ploy to get jollies material for the SOS.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2004-04-12 09:59am

When you implement an "Older fellow" division, I might break out the washboard. Otherwise, no way in hell I'm going to even try to keep pace with you lithe young teens out there.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-04-12 10:31am

Ah, NO!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-04-12 11:16am

Nah, i'm too fat for the moment.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-04-12 12:08pm

i'd do it, if more people where interested

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-04-12 12:12pm

if i actually had a way to take the pics, i'd almost be willing to do it. if only so i could lay claim to SD.Net's official Bishie title.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2004-04-12 12:19pm

Zac Naloen wrote:i'd do it, if more people where interested

Oh, there are people interested, trust me