Favourite SG-1 qoutes.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-03-09 03:16pm

O'Neill: To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal’c…well he really didn’t say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow…

Daniel: Pity we can't tell anyone about it.
Jack: Damn, there goes my spot on Oprah!
Teal'C: What is an Oprah?

Jack: Whole boxes of documents could be missing.
Daniel: No the Pentegon said this is everything.
Jack: oh please, the Pentegon has lost entire countires!

Jack: "I'm tellin' ya, it's gotta be Hawkins."
Teal'C: "Trust in me, O'Neill."
Jack: "What if I'm not O'Neill?"
Teal'C: "Then I was not talking to you."

Jack: "If it wasn't for SG1, you would be sitting there with a snake in your head instead of your head up your ass !"

Jack: "Uh, where's Tyler?"
Daniel: "You know, I would have asked him but I was too busy being unconscious after he shot me with the zat gun you gave him, so...."

Waitress: "What can I get you?"
O'Neill: "Um, three of the biggest steaks you've got, rare, with everything. Baked potato."
Waitress: "You got it." (turns to leave)
O'Neill: "Excuse me. That was for me."
Daniel: "Yeah, I'm going to have three as well."
O'Neill: "Four?"
Daniel: "Four. Four is good."
Carter: "Me too, and french fries with mine. Oh, and a diet soda." (O'Neill and Daniel give her a funny look) "I like the taste better." (waitress leaves) "So has it occurred to anyone that we're defying a direct order?"
Daniel: "Well, it's not like we haven't defied orders before."
Carter: "Well, yeah, but that was to save Earth."
O'Neill: "Earth, steaks...there's a difference?"
Daniel: "We'll be back before anyone knows we're gone."

Hammond: "I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid."

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-03-09 05:31pm

Lost City part II qoutes:

JACK: "Ok, I'll make it easy. I resign your in charge"

SAM: "come over here and sit down. Thats an order."

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-03-09 06:36pm

Guys, lets not have any more Lost City quotes as it hasn't aired here in the US yet.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-10 11:23pm

Darksider wrote:You're all forgetting the best line......

Said by O'neil many times, and always with great comedic effect.....

"What?"

It's "...What?" Get it right.

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2004-03-11 02:52am

(after the jaffa get hit by lightning)
O'Neill:That was cool
"Maternal Instinct"

HARHESIS:Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
JACKSON:Did Oma teach ya that one?
HARHESIS:Television
(I forget the episode)

Post by **NecronLord** » 2004-03-11 04:43am

FaxModem1 wrote:HARHESIS:Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
JACKSON:Did Oma teach ya that one?
HARHESIS:Television
(I forget the episode)

Absoloute Power.

Crom · Post by **Crom** » 2004-03-11 05:14am

Vertigo1 wrote:snip Vertigo1's so-funny-it's-rad-post

Okay. I've been reluctant to watch SG-1 before. Your post has singlehandedly convinced me to watch the show with a passion now.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-03-12 11:14pm

Scientist: Were you briefed on the way in?
Oneill: Briefly.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-03-13 01:59pm

Anubis' Jafar: Tommorow morning you will all be publicly executed as a lesson to those who would defy their God.
O'Neil: Does it have to be public?
Jafar levels staff and clicks it open in Jack's face.
O'Neil: Publicly is fine

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-13 04:14pm

Carter: The clue for 7 down is "celestial body", and he wrote Uma Thurmann..
Jack: :

: Yes.. ::glare::

Techno_Union · Post by **Techno_Union** » 2004-03-13 06:37pm

Jack: I don't know Carter you might not be dumb enough.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-03-14 12:07am

Teal'c: I believe the Canucks of Vancouver are superior warriors.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-03-14 12:12am

Not now since that guy suckerpunched the American.

MrAnderson · Post by **MrAnderson** » 2004-03-16 01:03am

SUPREME Commander Thor.....

Your going to have a rather large credit card bill this month. Oh and youll need a new toaster. (After a returned Ancient built a mini-stargate in the basement of Sam's house)

The young do not often do as they are told.

You don't think the Asgard named a ship after you becuase they thought it was a cool name.

Jaaackk. (Just the way Maybourne used to say Jack's name with that smug smile)

justifier · Post by **justifier** » 2004-03-16 01:20am

"What is an Oprah?"

Chris OFarrell · Post by **Chris OFarrell** » 2004-03-16 03:01am

Some of the best lines came from SG1(5), during FAllen and Homecomming. Jonas had been spending WAY too much time around O'Neill me thinks...but it rocked.

For example, in Fallen:

[quote]

Jonas is sitting in Daniels office, working on the translation of the Ancient tablet. Suddenly he puts down his mug of coffee and walks over to grab another book, then puts it down, whispering 'I've Got it...'

Cue Jonas running through the passageway shouting at Teal'c as he passes him taht 'He's got it!'. Running around the corner and sending Siler flying into the wall, appoligising on the run as he gets into the eleveator. Then grabs Martin Wood, the episode director who is posing as an AF tech, going on about subtile differences using Asgard translations, gets off knocking another dozen people out of the way, runs upto Hammonds office and comes in shouting 'I've got it!'.

To which Carter replies "I hope its not contagious..."

Or later in the episode when they discuss the plan for attacking Anubis' mothership, with dozens of people from all the factions involved in the room.

Jack: "Ok! Anyone who thinks this is an absolotuly insane idea raise your hand?"
*Jonas, Daniel, Jack and one of the Tok'Ra raise their hand*
Jack: "Come on, be honest!"
*The rest of the Tok'Ra, both 2 Star Generals next to Hammond and all the officers in the room...including Sam who is presenting the plan...raise their hands*

Daniel:: "Thats it I'm in!.....this may take more then a little while"
Jonas: "Can't you do some sort of a keyword search?"
Daniel: "For what, Achilles?"
Jonas: "...thats good! Glad to see your memories comming back as well as your razor sharp wit!"

Anubis: "You will suffer GREATLY"
Jonas: "Yeah I figured as much....although I am consoled by the fact that we succeded in destroying the power source for your weapon."
Anubis: "You are in no position to gloat"
Jonas: "Hey! We just destroyed the single advantage you had over the GOa'uld! I'd say thats about as good a reason as any!"
Anubis: "ENOUGH!"

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-03-17 06:59am

It's not really a quote because they don't actually say anything, but the scene in "Unnatural Selection" where O'neill makes a grab for some of Teal'c's ice cream definatly deserves mention.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-03-17 11:49pm

Chris OFarrell wrote:Anubis: "You will suffer GREATLY"
Jonas: "Yeah I figured as much....although I am consoled by the fact that we succeded in destroying the power source for your weapon."
Anubis: "You are in no position to gloat"
Jonas: "Hey! We just destroyed the single advantage you had over the GOa'uld! I'd say thats about as good a reason as any!"
Anubis: "ENOUGH!"

That was hilarious.

Oh yeah. In last week's episode (US), Carter and Jack are discussing something about Anubis and impending doom, and Jack hums the commercial break jingle...right before the commercial break jingle.

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-03-26 07:39pm

*
FELGER: What colonel o'neill do if he were here?
COOMBS: You want me to shoot you?
*
FELGER: Infomation is a SG team's greatest assest.
COOMBS: You know what a SG team's greatest asset is? An SG-team.
*
O'NEILL: where's Khonsu?
HERAK: He is dead.
O'NEILL: Dead? or semi-dead you guys seem to have a grey area in that respect.
*
COOMBS: You shot him! Really shot him!!
FELGER: I zatted him, completely different process.
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COOMBS: We're dead Felger, we might as well be wearing red shirts.
*
The trek references are cool in this episode. Khonsuo wearing read. the blueprints bits also there was A Klingon bat'leth on his wall.

Atavarius · Post by **Atavarius** » 2004-03-26 07:53pm

My favorite line was in "Abyss" when Jack was trying to convince Daniel to bust him out or end it.

"Though a candle burns in my, house there's nobody home."

Brilliant character interactions and one of the best episodes of the series IMHO.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-03-27 03:54am

From the episode with the Amish Vikings:

O'NEILL: Well... you've all seen Frey? Strong, beautiful man in golden armour. Right? That's not what he looks like. And he's not a god, but an alien who thinks he's a god. He doesn't have a chariot, but a spaceship. Like the one I tried to build, but better and bigger. And it didn't blow up. The little guy is only 3 feet tall, has clammy grey skin, a big head, black eyes - and his arms and legs look like toothpicks.

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-03-27 09:33am

Peregrin Toker wrote:From the episode with the Amish Vikings:

O'NEILL: Well... you've all seen Frey? Strong, beautiful man in golden armour. Right? That's not what he looks like. And he's not a god, but an alien who thinks he's a god. He doesn't have a chariot, but a spaceship. Like the one I tried to build, but better and bigger. And it didn't blow up. The little guy is only 3 feet tall, has clammy grey skin, a big head, black eyes - and his arms and legs look like toothpicks.

Thats from "Red Sky"

My favorite line was in "Abyss" when Jack was trying to convince Daniel to bust him out or end it.

"Though a candle burns in my, house there's nobody home."

Brilliant character interactions and one of the best episodes of the series IMHO.

Indeed aybss is a great episode, and those bastards at skyone just missed it out!!!!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-03-28 06:22am

O'NEIL: It's.... Star Wars. It must be good, since Teal'c has seen it eight times.
CARTER: How often have you?
O'NEIL: I'm not much into sci-fi.

(later, same episode)

TEAL'C: I hear there's a place where people duel in jelly.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2004-03-28 10:48am

Peregrin Toker wrote:From the episode with the Amish Vikings

My favourite quote of that episode, and one I now say quite often...

"THEY ARE THE HARBINGERS OF OUR DOOM!"

The way he says it with the same accent every single time is absolutely hillarious.

Shadowhawk · Post by **Shadowhawk** » 2004-03-28 04:32pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:O'NEIL: It's.... Star Wars. It must be good, since Teal'c has seen it eight times.
CARTER: How often have you?
O'NEIL: I'm not much into sci-fi.

(later, same episode)

TEAL'C: I hear there's a place where people duel in jelly.

Gah.

Carter: "Hi guys what are ya doing here?"
O'Niell: "We bought Pizza and a movie."
Teal'c in cowboy hat: "Star Wars"
O'Niell: "He's seen it eight times?"
Teal'c: "Nine"
O'Niell: "Nine times. If Teal'c likes it, it's got to be OK"
Carter: "You've never seen Star Wars?"
O'Niell: *shrugs* "You know me and sci-fi"
*Carter begs off*

O'Niell: "So, now what?"
Teal'c: "I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O."
O'Niell: "...Call Daniel."

Of course, with all the Star Wars quotes and stuff Jack throws out throughout the series, his comment about sci-fi seems a bit...off.