Ah, someone else knows the greatness that is that site
This line always makes me laugh:
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....
That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing website I have seen in a long time. How did you POSSIBLY find that thing?
There was a radio show I use to listen to a few years back where they stumbled across this website and spent an hour reading it to the listeners and making comments. Its hilariuous and always stuck with me.
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Stravo wrote: There was a radio show I use to listen to a few years back where they stumbled across this website and spent an hour reading it to the listeners and making comments. Its hilariuous and always stuck with me.
They had listeners after they spent an hour doing that?
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Stravo wrote: There was a radio show I use to listen to a few years back where they stumbled across this website and spent an hour reading it to the listeners and making comments. Its hilariuous and always stuck with me.
They had listeners after they spent an hour doing that?
If you knoew the show you would know that the listeners ate this up. Same guys that staged a sex act in St. Patrick's Cathedral. They kept me enetertained and sane while working in the afternoons.
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Where, in all the internet's depths, could you find a conversation that not only mocks a fool's credentials, lack of knowledge and honesty, and calls his hollow threats of violence, but also refrences cross-species anal sex and the dangers of peritonitus from 14 foot ejaculate stream of a dolphin, and all that in the context of Star Wars versus Star Trek.
Where, in all the internet's depths, could you find a conversation that not only mocks a fool's credentials, lack of knowledge and honesty, and calls his hollow threats of violence, but also refrences cross-species anal sex and the dangers of peritonitus from 14 foot ejaculate stream of a dolphin, and all that in the context of Star Wars versus Star Trek.
Where, in all the internet's depths, could you find a conversation that not only mocks a fool's credentials, lack of knowledge and honesty, and calls his hollow threats of violence, but also refrences cross-species anal sex and the dangers of peritonitus from 14 foot ejaculate stream of a dolphin, and all that in the context of Star Wars versus Star Trek.
Well, he did it. Virus-X came over to my house, and whupped my ass. There I was, baking some chocolate-chip-and-Ewok cookies, when lo and behold! a knock on my door. I opened it up, and there stood Virus-X, in all his glory! He was nine feet tall if he was an inch, he was, and decked out in full battle armor. "Art thou the fiendish Warsie fiend who so fiendishly taunted me, fiend?"
"Aye," respondeth I.
"Then thou dost know what is coming," said he.
"Aye, I do," I cringed.
He swung a mighty fist - each as large as a beer stein! - and copped me right in the jaw, he did. I went reeling and stumbled to the ground ten feet away, dazed and confused.
"Now thou dost know the power of Star Trek," he intoned, his booming voice shaking the foundations of the very hills. "Each of my hands has the power of a Warp core behind it, and can easily rend this planet asunder! Thou and thy Star Destroyers know not the meaning of power!"
And then he left, as suddenly as he arrived, leaving me to wonder: "Who was that masked man?"
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Heh heh. Goddamn this was hilarious. I think it will take some time before Virus shows his face on the MSN board. But he will, he allways returns no matter what. But oh boy i will take pleasure in asking the cowardly fuck where the escaped from his big chance to smack down Mike.
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Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:Heh heh. Goddamn this was hilarious. I think it will take some time before Virus shows his face on the MSN board. But he will, he allways returns no matter what. But oh boy i will take pleasure in asking the cowardly fuck where the escaped from his big chance to smack down Mike.
Coward. When he returns we must hound him mercilessly for his conduct in this debate.
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Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:Heh heh. Goddamn this was hilarious. I think it will take some time before Virus shows his face on the MSN board. But he will, he allways returns no matter what. But oh boy i will take pleasure in asking the cowardly fuck where the escaped from his big chance to smack down Mike.
Coward. When he returns we must hound him mercilessly for his conduct in this debate.
Indeed we must. We shalt show him the cost of cowardice in the front of a debate!
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The Kernel wrote:Well if he hasn't replied now, it doesn't seem like he will. Cowardly fuck.
Mike any news?
Not a peep out of him. I think he ran away. He's probably fellating some of his Goth friends.
Are you going to add this guy to your short list of cowards on the Hate Mail page?
Probably, when I get around to it. I was hoping to use it as an opportunity to show just how absurdly stupid the Trekkie fanatics' TDiC wanking is, but it looks like he couldn't stand the heat.
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This was some funny stuff. My friend and I just read your response Wong, and we both found it to be quite....humorous Especially when we began reading Virus-X's comments outloud in hillbilly accents
Well Mike, if you'd peruse Junior's Live Journal rantings, you'd see that he's much too busy to debate you, what with screaming about the cost of auto insurance, telling stupid jokes, and threatning to beat "the living dog crap" out of two women.
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Lord Poe wrote:Well Mike, if you'd peruse Junior's Live Journal rantings, you'd see that he's much too busy to debate you, what with screaming about the cost of auto insurance, telling stupid jokes, and threatning to beat "the living dog crap" out of two women.
"To attack a friend is to attack me, and to get to their back, you have to get through my front."
LMAO....oh thank you Poe...thank you, makes up for watching Dances with White Samurais
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I've noticed that his LiveJournal is full of that blustering bullshit. There's another point where he rants that some guy has made an enemy for life by ticking him off. Ooooohhh! So scary!
I guess nobody ever explained to him that when you seem to get in fights with 'assholes" everywhere you go, maybe you are the asshole.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
OMFG, this retard is from my neighborhood. He claims to be a born-again Christian and goes to City Club? That place is a gothic meatmarket.
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I guess nobody ever explained to him that when you seem to get in fights with 'assholes" everywhere you go, maybe you are the asshole.
I get the impression that he's yet to learn the difference between "what I say" and "what I do". He talks a good talk about backing up his friends... but ten bucks says that they talk about how much of an aggressive dick he is behind his back.
This guy reminds me of something my dad told me once.
There are a lot of guys out there who are phony tough, and a few who are the real thing. Now the way you can tell who is who, is, the true bad ass is the quiet one, the guy who doesn’t need to run off at the mouth, doesn’t start shit, and doesn’t need the world to know how tough he is.
Any one care to guess witch category our friend VirusX fits into? Seriously, I've known guy like him, and if his real life persona is anything like his Internet persona, it's only a matter of time before someone hands the boy his ass.
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