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Admiral Johnason wrote: What about heart trouble?
Fool, masturbation is exercise too. Work off that cholesterol!
But you can only take things "so far"...
Then you aren't doing it right. With enough self control, and given the time, you can make a jack off sesssion last as long as you want and stay at whatever level you want.

Reading these reactions, it is no wonder that straight women complain that men don't have endurance. You are too eager to just get off and not eager to enjoy the journey.
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Indeed, when it comes to jacking off, what's important is not where your going, just how long it takes to get there.
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Well...Here's more proof that God really did intend for us to masturbate and enjoy ourselves. Take THAT Fundies!
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Sobbastchianno wrote: Then you aren't doing it right. With enough self control, and given the time, you can make a jack off sesssion last as long as you want and stay at whatever level you want.

Reading these reactions, it is no wonder that straight women complain that men don't have endurance. You are too eager to just get off and not eager to enjoy the journey.
Fapping for three hours is fun, but it leaves the foreskin so sore...
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Well umm..that's good and all but how does it help me?
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jmac wrote:Well umm..that's good and all but how does it help me?
Cervical cancer maybe?

EDIT: Actually I do remember reading something about masturbation helping keep the genitals, uterus etc. healthy by increasing blood flow.
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Exonerate wrote:
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Pablo Sanchez wrote:*looks at data, then combines it with STD-preventing lack of sex*

I am now officially immortal.
What about heart trouble?
Fool, masturbation is exercise too. Work off that cholesterol!



Quite true, I saw a study that showed sex was one of the best ways to burn calories. Of course you have to keep it up the sex for it to be any good.
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XaLEv wrote:
Sobbastchianno wrote: Then you aren't doing it right. With enough self control, and given the time, you can make a jack off sesssion last as long as you want and stay at whatever level you want.

Reading these reactions, it is no wonder that straight women complain that men don't have endurance. You are too eager to just get off and not eager to enjoy the journey.
Fapping for three hours is fun, but it leaves the foreskin so sore...
I don't have a foreskin (raised an Orthodox Jew here, now consider myself a Recovering Jew), so I can't identify, however, if you are just jacking off, or using a polyeurothaine condom, you can use a mineral oil based lube, which is what I use, and it has fantastic, non-irritating results.
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Sobbastchianno wrote: I don't have a foreskin (raised an Orthodox Jew here, now consider myself a Recovering Jew), so I can't identify, however, if you are just jacking off, or using a polyeurothaine condom, you can use a mineral oil based lube, which is what I use, and it has fantastic, non-irritating results.
I use straight saliva, saliva/throat mucus doped with citric acid or saliva or warm water doped with water-based lube. But, lubricant doesn't really help here, because the soreness is caused by stretching.
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I was going to say that I was safe then, but being that I get laid all the time now, and don't masturbate, I guess I'm fucked. :twisted:
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:I was going to say that I was safe then, but being that I get laid all the time now, and don't masturbate, I guess I'm fucked. :twisted:
According to the article, not necessarily. It is the idea that ejaculation cleans out the prostrate. Now, if you have been laid by disease ridden people (can you say, "Clap on, Clap off?"), then that may actually negate the effects of ejaculation, or even make your chance of prostrate cancer.
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Sobbastchianno wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote:I was going to say that I was safe then, but being that I get laid all the time now, and don't masturbate, I guess I'm fucked. :twisted:
According to the article, not necessarily. It is the idea that ejaculation cleans out the prostrate. Now, if you have been laid by disease ridden people (can you say, "Clap on, Clap off?"), then that may actually negate the effects of ejaculation, or even make your chance of prostrate cancer.
Ah. well, then I guess I'm not fucked. I'm all good. I'm in a dedicated relationship, and I only sleep with my girlfriend.
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Vertigo1 wrote:And anyone with large ammounts of KY will make a killing off of this place. :)

*makes an emergency trip to the nearest adult store*

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Well guys, it looks like your hobby and life is justified, "But Mommy! The Doctor said it was GOOD for me!"
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Uraniun235 wrote:Some of us don't need lube. 8)
To wank? I certainly don't. My cockskin is loose enough to be used. And gentle tickle-wanking is lubeless and FUN.
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XaLEv wrote:
I use straight saliva, saliva/throat mucus doped with citric acid or saliva or warm water doped with water-based lube. But, lubricant doesn't really help here, because the soreness is caused by stretching.
You mean the foreskin moves separately from the Thing Inside when you're jacking off? :shock: That's a new one for me
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JodoForce wrote: You mean the foreskin moves separately from the Thing Inside when you're jacking off? :shock: That's a new one for me
*snicker*

Yeah, it does...

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Just doing my part to prevent cancer. :)
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I can honestly say that masturbation isn't bad for your eyes. My eyesight started going downhill way before I started masturbating, and in fact has stabilized slightly after I masturbating.
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XaLEv wrote:
JodoForce wrote: You mean the foreskin moves separately from the Thing Inside when you're jacking off? :shock: That's a new one for me
*snicker*

Yeah, it does...

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I can testify, from repeated experimentation on a *very* willing subject who shall remain nameless (sirnitram), that the foreskin does move seperately from the head of the penis and can be used to excite the subject in numerous ways.

For those who are circumstized, or have never played with a 'natural' man, the foreskin covers only the head of the penis, not the whole shaft. Playing with it causes excitement, which causes the foreskin to roll back and reveal the swollen head, and leads to more fun. :twisted:
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Darth Yoshi wrote:I can honestly say that masturbation isn't bad for your eyes. My eyesight started going downhill way before I started masturbating, and in fact has stabilized slightly after I masturbating.
That's likely because you start masturbating shortly before you stop growing, conventionally, so more likely, your degree of vision deterioration slowed down, due to you not growing as much anymore.
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Sure, masturbation can prevent prostate cancer, but if you get a better healthcare provider, you can get sex with some hot chicks!

You know, masturbation's gone a long wawy since the days of supposedly casuing blindness.
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So to prevent cancer, you either have to have masturbate or have sex once a day. Finally, I got a reason to ask my girlfriend for sex or a blowjob everyday. :mrgreen:
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