TGOD

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-26 07:37pm

*gasps* You got Cyran's thread locked? Tsk tsk Ein, I thought you were better than that. I'd destroy you, but Cyran has already extended the gesture.

But, while I'm here:

*The Gnome looks out onto the Illuminati HQ down on Earth*

ME: A pitiful little band of conspirators, don't you think?

*Gridfires the Illuminati HQ, and displaces Illuminatus Primus onto the bridge in shackles for good measure*

ME: Now c'mere you rotten bastard. Thinks he can lobotamize me.

*stabs IP through the heart with aGOLDEN KNIFE! and laughs histerically as his body falls to the floor in a pool of his own blood, writhing and seething, until all motion finally stops*

ME: Well that was fun. Dispose of the corspe.

*IP's corspe is displaced into a star beforeGnomania's Prideleaves orbit*

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-04-27 03:58am

And so it was hear that on April 27th the Gnomish hordes went to war again, and because of the Holy Alliance, the People's Interdimensional Republic joined the effort.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-03 12:32pm

*cruises by the TGOD once more, in the Space Camaro...*

MMM cloaking device, highly illegal, and highly prized...

PHUN!!!

Now where is consequences' Gridfire-Hadoken-Hiryu Shoten Ha?

*punches a few buttons on the Camaro, which brings up the hyperdimensional sensor display. Notices an extremely dim but intensely blueshifted mass of energy several billion googleplex lightyears away, hurtling in at mind-boggling speed. Notices the energy estimate very easily smashes the Multiversal Record for 'Most Intense Energy Phenominon Ever Detected' and 'Hottest Temperature Ever Observed', at 1.416983 x 10^32 Kelvin (just shy of Planck Temperature), and easily breaks the 'Most Energy-Dense Phenominon Ever Detected' record. Sn0 also notices the entire half of the Universe the mammoth Energy Wave is coming from is nearly a hundred degrees Kelvin warmer than the normal 3 degrees K of the Cosmic Microwave Background, and that it's already starting to cause spontaneous ZPE reactions in open space*

Uh oh...

This is gonna be messy...

Computer, estimate the time it'll take for that thing to arrive.

<<Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours, Seven Minutes, Twenty-Nine Seconds. Hyperdimensional Radiation Bombardment will render this universe uninhabitable in Six Days and Nine Hours.>>

We're in trouble...

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-05-03 12:35pm

<<Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours, Seven Minutes, Twenty-Nine Seconds. Hyperdimensional Radiation Bombardment will render this universe uninhabitable in Six Days and Nine Hours.>>

We're in trouble...

*Enslaver of Souls shoots a barrage of R/UR missiles at the energy wave*
*the wave is wiped out of reality*

easy one.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-03 03:15pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:<<Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours, Seven Minutes, Twenty-Nine Seconds. Hyperdimensional Radiation Bombardment will render this universe uninhabitable in Six Days and Nine Hours.>>

We're in trouble...

Well, by that time the ultimate weapon will be ready, and will stop this attack in it's tracks.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-03 03:18pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:<<Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours, Seven Minutes, Twenty-Nine Seconds. Hyperdimensional Radiation Bombardment will render this universe uninhabitable in Six Days and Nine Hours.>>

We're in trouble...
Well, by that time the ultimate weapon will be ready, and will stop this attack in it's tracks.

Hey are you still allied to Durandal's Empire? Because I remember some pages back pledging full and undying allegiance to Durandal. Of course, getting hit by a Retroactive thrall spell by Alyrium when he wasn't even aiming at me will kinda do that...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-03 03:34pm

Allied, huh? No. I have connections with GNOMICON, but that's about it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-03 06:49pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
<<Eleven Days, Thirteen Hours, Seven Minutes, Twenty-Nine Seconds. Hyperdimensional Radiation Bombardment will render this universe uninhabitable in Six Days and Nine Hours.>>

We're in trouble...
*Enslaver of Souls shoots a barrage of R/UR missiles at the energy wave*
*the wave is wiped out of reality*

easy one.

Umm, Captain Frank...

It's still there.

And my sensors have detected that it doubled in intensity after your missile barrage!!!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-04 01:41am

*alyrium appears*

Do I have to do everything for you people?

*Wishes the energy wave out of existence*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-04 02:25pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*alyrium appears*

Do I have to do everything for you people?

*Wishes the energy wave out of existence*

Nice work!

I still detect some local ZPE disruptions and elevated CMB temperatures, but that's only because the wish hadn't propagated here yet.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-15 08:07pm

I NOW CALL THIS THREAD BACK INTO EXISTENCE WITH MY NEEEECROMATIC POWER TO WATCH THE MAGES AND THE GNOMES BASH IT OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-15 08:12pm

Straha wrote:I NOW CALL THIS THREAD BACK INTO EXISTENCE WITH MY NEEEECROMATIC POWER TO WATCH THE MAGES AND THE GNOMES BASH IT OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL!

*Laughs at Straha then goes back to doing other things.* I don't follow your orders.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-15 08:40pm

But you do follow the orders of the NITRAM

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-15 08:42pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:But you do follow the orders of the NITRAM

True, but he hasn't declared war on the gnomes has he?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-15 08:42pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:But you do follow the orders of the NITRAM

Who? Martin?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-06-15 08:58pm

*flies back around in his Space Camaro*

Ah shit, Gnomes!? Best not to get involved!

*jumps back into Hyperspace*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-15 09:22pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:But you do follow the orders of the NITRAM
True, but he hasn't declared war on the gnomes has he?

He has engaged in battle, that is as much a war declaration as we need.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-15 09:37pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:But you do follow the orders of the NITRAM
True, but he hasn't declared war on the gnomes has he?

He has engaged in battle, that is as much a war declaration as we need.

I thought you followed Durandal?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-15 09:42pm

I am apprenticed to the NITRAM and hold multiple allegiances

DURANDAL does not "do" TGODs...I am an officer in his government.

NITRAM does do TGODs and I am part of his forces.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-17 04:13am

*Sulks because Ein wouldn't recognize the true power of R/UR devices*

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-06-17 09:23pm

With Q like powers....(those of a mod and the Q are both click based after all....)....I consign this thread back to the depths...there's enough gnome on everyone TGOD'ing floating about here without this too....