TGOD

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-15 11:25am

*As Sno is targetting the next DarkStar clone which is heading away from him a blue beam suddenly strikes from above, annihilating the clone and the surrounding kilometer. A cry can be heard just moments after.*

GRIDFIREDOKEN!!!!

Eat that ya sissy little bitch...oh, SORRY ABOUT THAT EIN!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-15 11:30am

Captain_Cyran wrote:*As Sno is targetting the next DarkStar clone which is heading away from him a blue beam suddenly strikes from above, annihilating the clone and the surrounding kilometer. A cry can be heard just moments after.*

GRIDFIREDOKEN!!!!

Eat that ya sissy little bitch...oh, SORRY ABOUT THAT EIN!

*Force Sense alerts Sno to the massively powerful incoming Black Magic, and Sno puts up a Force Shield on himself as he charges a massive Hadoken!!*

Ha Ha WHOA!!!!!

Good thing Scooter was 1.6 km from the launcher. Those QCMs are EXPensive!!!

Umm Captain Cyran, please... watch the Sausages and the Dokens, capisce?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-15 05:44pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*As Sno is targetting the next DarkStar clone which is heading away from him a blue beam suddenly strikes from above, annihilating the clone and the surrounding kilometer. A cry can be heard just moments after.*

GRIDFIREDOKEN!!!!

Eat that ya sissy little bitch...oh, SORRY ABOUT THAT EIN!
*Force Sense alerts Sno to the massively powerful incoming Black Magic, and Sno puts up a Force Shield on himself as he charges a massive Hadoken!!*

Ha Ha WHOA!!!!!

Good thing Scooter was 1.6 km from the launcher. Those QCMs are EXPensive!!!

Umm Captain Cyran, please... watch the Sausages and the Dokens, capisce?

*Smirks* I'll tell ya what, I'll consider it.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-15 07:13pm

*in a realm beyond time and space, the Eccentric Mind begins construction of a new Mecha-verse, with immunity to tanks, black holes, and magic woven into its very fabric. Meanwhile, the big honking energy blast of DOOM is still incoming, and has now traversed 2/3rds of the distance to the TGOD-verse*

*Near Duel-realm, I phase into being in my chosen form, 6foot 3", with skin of blackness so intense it seems to absorb all light. Tatoos of majestic dragons wage war on each other constantly across my body. With a sword in hand that causes the eye to bleed if glanced at for more than a second, I proclaim my challenge across the field of battle, "Dibs on the winner!"*

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-04-15 08:46pm

*Googleplex upon googleplex amounts of monoliths assemble to oppose the energy wave. Forming themselves into a half-pipe with the grace of a ballet dancer, they wait. The energy splashes against the ebon walls, slowly deflecting upon itself, destroying its power in the futile effort of pushing against the pipe. Where one monolith falls, a quintillion takes its place. The silent frothing subsides until there is nothingness once more. As soon as the last joule has been wasted, the monoliths begin to glide into the realm beyond Time and Space. It is time to weed.*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-15 10:09pm

IG-88E wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Iggy I am back

*switch to TGOD duel mode*
OK then.

*switches back to Zeong*

"Let's resume, shall we, mage?"

Shall we?

Lets make this interesting*teleports both into new york city, takes control of the weather, and creates a thunderstorm* Just had to set the mood*The people of new yourk panic and break into a looting horde when they see the black robed, winged, Yuan-ti abomination(see my new avatar), mage, and the SD Gundam wielding light sabers*

Your move

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-15 11:06pm

Okay StarshipTitanic, now that your monoliths have stopped the backwash that curved around the Outside-Space Time Continuum to strike the universe from the opposite side, what are you going to do about the energy wave still heading in, which is approximately 10^mole more powerful than the miniscule energy leakage you've already dealt with.

*meanwhile the realm beyond time and space flushes into absolute oblivion, taking all of the monoliths with it.*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-15 11:23pm

*returns to the 28th page of this thread*

Ladies and gentlemen...this is what not having a life does to you.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-15 11:35pm

Life, don't talk to me about life(hey, we don't have a depressed smily damnit).

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-15 11:46pm

Shinova wrote:*returns to the 28th page of this thread*

Ladies and gentlemen...this is what not having a life does to you.

*Turns away from the duel for a moent* Hold on a second*blasts shinova into oblivion*

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-15 11:49pm

*Takes advantage of the instant that Alyrium's back is turned to give him a wedgie*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-16 12:04am

Alyrium Denryle wrote: *Turns away from the duel for a moent* Hold on a second*blasts shinova into oblivion*

Thou shalt not tempt me to return to this TGOD!!!

.......

*deflects blast back at Alyrium*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-16 12:08am

Shinova wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote: *Turns away from the duel for a moent* Hold on a second*blasts shinova into oblivion*
Thou shalt not tempt me to return to this TGOD!!!

.......

*deflects blast back at Alyrium*

*absorbes the blast* What? Itis my magic after all...I have control over it

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-16 12:11am

You can absorb your own magic while receiving a wedgie? damn, now i am impressed. There is only one possible answer to that:
*With amazing speed, zips behind Alyrium, and yanks his underwear violently over his head, yelling"Happo-Wedgie-Satsu"*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-16 12:16am

Alyrium Denryle wrote: *absorbes the blast* What? Itis my magic after all...I have control over it

Apparently you do not notice the poison damage I snuck in playing havoc with your internal organs. Thanks for absorbing it to speed up the process.

*Envelops Alyrium with an energy wave for added good measure*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-16 12:21am

*as you trie to give me a wedgie you notice my snake-like body does not allow for underear*

You dumbass I look like this with mage robes and a light saber

*Wraps coils around consequences and chops his head off*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-16 12:24am

Shinova wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote: *absorbes the blast* What? Itis my magic after all...I have control over it
Apparently you do not notice the poison damage I snuck in playing havoc with your internal organs. Thanks for absorbing it to speed up the process.

*Envelops Alyrium with an energy wave for added good measure*

immune to poisons *dimension doors out of the energy envelope*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-16 12:27am

I have poisons of my own bitch*opens mouth revealing fangs, quickly closes*

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-16 12:30am

Ah, but you do not realise, the true horror of the Happo-Wedgie Satsu is that it creates painfully tight underwear on the target to be yanked.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-04-16 12:31am

*One of the dragon tatoos pauses in its war for a second to bite Alyrium's sword in half*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-16 12:32am

underwear that woud do what? Ride up my non-existent legs, and constrict my non-existent crotch? No..I am capable of assuming human form through polymorph spells...but only voluntarily...and usualy only to have sex with attactive males

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-16 12:33am

consequences wrote:*One of the dragon tatoos pauses in its war for a second to bite Alyrium's sword in half*

*It dies* My sword is a light saber asshat

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-16 12:35am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:underwear that woud do what? Ride up my non-existent legs, and constrict my non-existent crotch? No..I am capable of assuming human form through polymorph spells...but only voluntarily...and usualy only to have sex with attactive males

He just wants to grope what genitalia you have, that's all

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-16 12:35am

Zeong's beamsaber suddenly erupted out consequenses' chest. As the dead man slipped to the ground, Zeong growled, "Never interfere in my battle."

Turning back to Alyrium, he gave the mage;s new body a once-over. Stronger and faster, looks like, he thought. Zeong brought the saber into defensive position. "Ready when you are."

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-16 12:41am

Thank you.

*lunges forward, puttng a defensive shield around my tail, I attempt t trip m opponent, while simultaneously going for the mid torse with my light saber. Wrapping coil around my opponents leg I swing for the toro, and pull my tail back, tripping my opponent. Falling the lihtsaber is now level with the neck, and moving...*