TGOD

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-08 09:02pm

Bah, wait in line!
I'm already in scotland.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-08 09:14pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:Bah, wait in line!
I'm already in scotland.

I'm an hour from the border, make me!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-08 09:17pm

*grins*
A challenge.....since this is a friendly thing training weapons rather than first blood.....

*tosses over a shinai, taking another for himself*

DANGER! HIJACK IN PROGRESS!*

*Though perhaps not....if you note the teeth I've got....

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-08 09:22pm

*unsheathes Gnomish Broadsword of Stubiness*

A thread hijack? NOW WE'RE TALKING! Have at ya!

*swings wildly into the fray, hacking anyone within arms reach*

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-08 09:24pm

*drops the shinai and takes out a long slightly curved blade with Y-shaped quillons and a small thrusthing axe, twirling each one handed with a grin*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-08 09:35pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:*drops the shinai and takes out a long slightly curved blade with Y-shaped quillons and a small thrusthing axe, twirling each one handed with a grin*

*arches eyebrow cursiously* Quillons? Bah, whatever! *continues onslaught, rushing headlong into Keevan with steely determination to continue this hijack, until it is split*

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-08 09:37pm

*parrys the broadsword of stubbiness catching the blade in the quillons and then twists past with a skip step*
Yep, quillons.....

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-08 09:43pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:*parrys the broadsword of stubbiness catching the blade in the quillons and then twists past with a skip step*
Yep, quillons.....

Stupid ninja blade things...I mean c'mon, quillons? Sheesh...

*turns to counter Keevan's attack, bringing the blade about at a 45 degree angle, then swings the blade aggresively over his head into a swing on Keevan's side*

WARNING: I don't know the first damn thing about fencing, so...bear with me...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-08 09:47pm

*catches the blade with the haft of the thrusting axe and jumps backwards*
Its a decent version of a cheap indian rip off of a licensed product of an overly longwinded series of novels......not a ninjato.
*lances the tip of the sword out towards DGG*

Its alright, I dont fence. They dont like me....I scare them

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-08 09:51pm

*drives blade under Keevans sword, and - with little effort - pushes it far off-course*

As much as I love those fancy pants names....

*jumps over Keevan, spinning fast to strike him in the back*

...I still have no idea what any of those things are, nor do I care to find out.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-04-08 09:54pm

*gets caught a glancing blow on the left shoulder*
Ouch.....you wee.....
*spins, dropping the thrusting axe and taking the sword in a two handed grip, raining swift blows in against DGG before revesring and swiping upwards, catching him*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-08 10:34pm

*dries hair* Sorry, was taking a shower and ...HOLY CRAP!

*leaps back from rising Keevan's blade, making a fine incision along the left side of his face*

Goddamn....I think we'll just have to try something else...

*Jumps forwards, spinning as he goes, before halting high above Keevan, almost floating*

This oughta liven things up.

*Brushes past cape, and in a lightning fast motion - and in true Joe Musashi style - throws an octuplet of shurikens down on Keevans head, blazing down on him at hundreds of miles an hour*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-04-08 11:15pm

*walks in, carrying paired jackals, and mows down the hijackers before disappearing into the shadows*

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-09 12:10pm

*Whacks everyone with a lightmace a lot*

I can't resist a good melee

*prepares to be diced*

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-09 12:12pm

Whoops, I mean RADIOACTIVE lightmace

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-09 01:27pm

*Screams in over Connor Macleod and Darth Gojira's heads in his lil blue and yellow Space Camaro, Thumper Cannons blazing! Instead of the usual flashbang effect, that thump guns have, these are full-on Light Turbolasers in effect! Before DG and CM can react, they're already steaming craters...*

I forgot to mention, these "Thumper Cannons" I have on here have a Full Military Kill mode! HAHAHAHA!!!

*pulls the nose up, lights his afterburners, and rips space in half as he slices into Hyperspace*

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-09 04:40pm

Poor non HAB fools, forced to TGOD in the testing forum...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-09 05:06pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*Screams in over Connor Macleod and Darth Gojira's heads in his lil blue and yellow Space Camaro, Thumper Cannons blazing! Instead of the usual flashbang effect, that thump guns have, these are full-on Light Turbolasers in effect! Before DG and CM can react, they're already steaming craters...*

*unfortunately for Ein, Gnomish pilots are among the fastest in the known universe. Before Ein even begins assaulting the other hapless TGODers, DGG has been lifted to safety in his personal Lambda-Class shuttle*

Now then...

*the ISD Lawn Ornament, high over head, recieves DGG's shuttle*

DGG: Commence tracking Captain, I want that....."Space camaro" found and.. *glances outside viewport to the HTLs near the bridge* we'll handle this like gentlemen.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-09 06:33pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*Screams in over Connor Macleod and Darth Gojira's heads in his lil blue and yellow Space Camaro, Thumper Cannons blazing! Instead of the usual flashbang effect, that thump guns have, these are full-on Light Turbolasers in effect! Before DG and CM can react, they're already steaming craters...*
*unfortunately for Ein, Gnomish pilots are among the fastest in the known universe. Before Ein even begins assaulting the other hapless TGODers, DGG has been lifted to safety in his personal Lambda-Class shuttle*

Now then...

*the ISD Lawn Ornament, high over head, recieves DGG's shuttle*

DGG: Commence tracking Captain, I want that....."Space camaro" found and.. *glances outside viewport to the HTLs near the bridge* we'll handle this like gentlemen.

*pops outta Hyperspace three thousand km off the bow of the ISD Lawn Ornament and powers down weapons as a sign of peaceful intentions*

Hey hey, I killed the boneheads who interruped you and Keevan's duel! Besides, we can always trade tech and weapons...

Plus I know a couple planets near my boy-cruising grounds that have nothing but Lesbians, and they're not the Diesel Dyke Space Trucker type either....

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-09 06:47pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*pops outta Hyperspace three thousand km off the bow of the ISD Lawn Ornament and powers down weapons as a sign of peaceful intentions*

Hey hey, I killed the boneheads who interruped you and Keevan's duel! Besides, we can always trade tech and weapons...

Plus I know a couple planets near my boy-cruising grounds that have nothing but Lesbians, and they're not the Diesel Dyke Space Trucker type either....

Hmmm, a fascinating proposition. Plus...*looks down at the smoking craters of the other wimps that got fried*...ya didn't do too bad down there...

Anyways, onto to far more pressing matters that hang the very universe in the balance. That is, what were you saying about Lesbian planets?!?!?!? Just gimme them co-ordinates, those pricks down at GNOMICON HQ owe me a break anyways. I need booze and porn damnit!!!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-09 08:14pm

*The modified Thug-class ROU War God's Wrath drops out of hyper 5 light minutes out from the Lawn Ornament. Weapons are powered up and locked on.*

"Alright, who's poaching on my lesbian preserves? Any one tries anything funny they meet Mr Gridfire."

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-09 08:24pm

::gets sucked here by the unreality factor::

::smaks into Space Camaro::

Ow! Could someone get me out of here please? I don't want to be here...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-09 08:48pm

Straha wrote:::gets sucked here by the unreality factor::

::smaks into Space Camaro::

Ow! Could someone get me out of here please? I don't want to be here...

*hears a huge "KLUNK" against his Camaro's hull*

Ahh.. WTF!!??

*backs up *REALLY* gently to see what hit him. Sees to his horror a spacesuited guy, and sets a tractor-beam on him, then calls in his modified EFNI Advanced Monitor, the EAS Valkyrie Then carefully docks in the landing bay. Then gets out of the Camaro and helps the man pull his helmet off*

STRAHA!!!? Where the hell did you come from? And where the FRELL is your ship?

*looks down at the planet below, its new craters still glowering dimly under the thin atmosphere*

Well those knuckleheads sure picked a nice battlefield to duel on. Whaddya say we make ourselves scarce and get to know each other a lil better?

*walks to the Lift with Straha and goes to the C&C. The Valkyrie then jumps into Hyperspace*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-09 09:09pm

Stormbringer wrote:*The modified Thug-class ROU War God's Wrath drops out of hyper 5 light minutes out from the Lawn Ornament. Weapons are powered up and locked on.*

"Alright, who's poaching on my lesbian preserves? Any one tries anything funny they meet Mr Gridfire."

Awww now c'mon, we was just bein' friendly here! No need to get your gridfires in a twist now. I mean after all...eh, screw it, I say its time for a cop-out. After all, why does everyone always need to one-up the Gnome? Well, if its one-ups ya want, its one-up ya get!

*smashes down on control panel*

*And a (since I don't know a whole bunch about the Culture...)modified thug-Class ROUGnomaina's Pride(I'll just imitate what Stormbringer said

) drops out of hyper in front of the Lawn Ornament, training her guns on the War God's Wrath*

So Stormbringer, are you sure that's a wise decision, given these stressful times? And are you sure you don't want your brain effectorized outta your head?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-09 09:17pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:*The modified Thug-class ROU War God's Wrath drops out of hyper 5 light minutes out from the Lawn Ornament. Weapons are powered up and locked on.*

"Alright, who's poaching on my lesbian preserves? Any one tries anything funny they meet Mr Gridfire."
Awww now c'mon, we was just bein' friendly here! No need to get your gridfires in a twist now. I mean after all...eh, screw it, I say its time for a cop-out. After all, why does everyone always need to one-up the Gnome? Well, if its one-ups ya want, its one-up ya get!

*smashes down on control panel*

*And a (since I don't know a whole bunch about the Culture...)modified thug-Class ROUGnomaina's Pride(I'll just imitate what Stormbringer said ) drops out of hyper in front of the Lawn Ornament, training her guns on the War God's Wrath*

So Stormbringer, are you sure that's a wise decision, given these stressful times? And are you sure you don't want your brain effectorized outta your head?

*watches all this going on through a Technomage Microprobe™, and decides to floor it, and jump to Thirdspace and take his chances with the Residents...*