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Vader x Metallica

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I get goose bumps!
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My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too

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J wrote: 2025-06-01 12:36pm My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too

It is fascinatingly mesmerizing.
I'm gonna play this while driving with a friend to work tomorrow morning.
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Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-01 04:18pm It is fascinatingly mesmerizing.
I'm gonna play this while driving with a friend to work tomorrow morning.
"You burned my soul like the Fantoft Church in June 1992" is the best pickup line ever.

But seriously, check out all the songs by Nanowar of Steel, their music is hilariously awesome and they have the best guest singers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUJG2jTw9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWszdSHkyE
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aerius wrote: 2025-06-01 06:22pm
The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-01 04:18pm It is fascinatingly mesmerizing.
I'm gonna play this while driving with a friend to work tomorrow morning.
"You burned my soul like the Fantoft Church in June 1992" is the best pickup line ever.

But seriously, check out all the songs by Nanowar of Steel, their music is hilariously awesome and they have the best guest singers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUJG2jTw9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWszdSHkyE
That stave church in Fantoft was the first of several to be burned by satanists in the 90's, especially by "Greven" (the Count). I still remember a lot of untranslatable jokes about that guy. Oh, I just love this music. Hilarious! Love of they play with words, kinda like Rammstein, but stupider... Is that even a word? stupidier?





Hey, if the kids learn the lyrics of these 3 songs by heart, I'll paypal them $10... Doesn't that sound like a great idea, J?
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Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-02 12:08pm Hey, if the kids learn the lyrics of these 3 songs by heart, I'll paypal them $10... Doesn't that sound like a great idea, J?
That is a terrible idea! My sweet innocent children being corrupted by bribes from some stranger on the internet. That is wrong! Wrong!!
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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J wrote: 2025-06-01 12:36pm My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too
"You fished me like a whaler, in violation of international treaties, babe."

I didn't think I could like your kids' taste in music more, until now.

Also, I now need an angler fish hat.

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"Profanar el tomba, al ritmo de la rumba,' is going straight into my repertoire of phrases that I throw out there when a Spanish speaker asks me how good my Spanish is.

These also include:

"Mi español es muy malo. Basura. Es verdad."

"Dos mas cervesas, por favor, Señor, y dos mas para estas chicas aqui."

"Mi gato es muy grande! Grande y azul."

Basically, my command of Spanish is just good enough to convince people that my Spanish sucks for normal conversation but that I can sound like a total clown in it in a coherent way, not just word salad.

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I honestly can't stop playing this for the last couple of days. This is the fusion I wanted but didn't know I wanted. It's like the first time I ate at that Mexican Sushi place. Ladies and gentlemen and non-binary individuals, behold the upside of globalization.

Y'know, I have a tendency to mock astrology as a bunch of horse shit, to the dismay of some in my social circle, but even a broken (analog) clock is right twice a day: We are truly living in the Age of Aquarius. An era of unprecedented communication and understanding, for better or worse.

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Oh, this is truly testing!
I post one of the most awesome crossovers of Star Wars and Metallica I've ever seen, and it instantly got derailed into Nanowar of Steel. This all happens in a Star Wars vs Star Trek oriented forum no less.

What about an old classic?
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Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Raw Shark wrote: 2025-06-03 02:30pm
J wrote: 2025-06-01 12:36pm My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too
"You fished me like a whaler, in violation of international treaties, babe."

I didn't think I could like your kids' taste in music more, until now.

Also, I now need an angler fish hat.
Fine! You can have my kids for a week then, they're driving me insane!
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The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-04 02:09pm Oh, this is truly testing!
I post one of the most awesome crossovers of Star Wars and Metallica I've ever seen, and it instantly got derailed into Nanowar of Steel. This all happens in a Star Wars vs Star Trek oriented forum no less.

What about an old classic?
That one reminds me of Steel Panther, but not as explicit.
I'm not going to embed the video for "Glory Hole" since it's exactly what it says it is, complete with nudity and glazing. Lots of glazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-04 02:09pm What about an old classic?
Now you're just baiting me.
J wrote: 2025-06-04 04:23pm Fine! You can have my kids for a week then, they're driving me insane!
Be careful what you wish for. ;]

I like kids well enough, in small doses. My filial instinct has an expiration date, but it exists.

They'd come back knowing some basic martial arts, and how to make explosives. I'm not saying no, mind you, just sayin'.

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* Raw Shark assumes no transportation costs, but will provide housing, food, and hoodlum training gratis. But at the end, you can be assured that anybody who messes with your daughters will regret it. A lot.

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Learning another language is funny. I understand everything they're saying, but can't conjugate sentences like that in real time.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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aerius wrote: 2025-06-04 09:29pm
The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-04 02:09pm Oh, this is truly testing!
I post one of the most awesome crossovers of Star Wars and Metallica I've ever seen, and it instantly got derailed into Nanowar of Steel. This all happens in a Star Wars vs Star Trek oriented forum no less.

What about an old classic?
That one reminds me of Steel Panther, but not as explicit.
I'm not going to embed the video for "Glory Hole" since it's exactly what it says it is, complete with nudity and glazing. Lots of glazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc
That one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.
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The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-05 02:08pmThat one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.
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...and my girlfriend can't stop singing this song, now. I'd say you did this to me, SDN, but she wouldn'tve heard it if I hadn't shown it to her so this one is on me and the mature thing to do here is accept full responsibility.

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My favorite part in that video, honestly, is when the band puts on baseball hats. Like, "Fuck you, we're wearing hats now. They're not cool hats, but we have hats now."

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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muse wrote: 2025-06-05 06:08pm
The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-05 02:08pmThat one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.
aerius is our adopted brother who my sister ended up marrying. It's a long story.
Hey, muse. It's a long story that I'd like to hear, if you feel like it.

#internetjoke

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I honestly can't stop singing this song at the top of my lungs on my front porch. My neighbors probably think I'm absolutely mad. But they did, anyway.

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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And they just randomly throw in some wooden zylophone in at the middle, because why the fuck not? I am in love with these magnificent bastards,

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Raw Shark wrote: 2025-06-06 05:13am I honestly can't stop singing this song at the top of my lungs on my front porch. My neighbors probably think I'm absolutely mad. But they did, anyway.
Are we talking about Nanowar or Steel Panther now?
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I was talking about the well-dressed gentlemen from Norway.
... and also, since this is Testingstan: muse and I have never had a real relationship, that's a joke.

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muse wrote: 2025-06-05 06:08pm
The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-05 02:08pmThat one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.
aerius is our adopted brother who my sister ended up marrying. It's a long story.
That is a lie! Marrying an adopted sibling is illegal in Canada and I'm not a criminal!
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