Vader x Metallica
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Vader x Metallica
I get goose bumps!


Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: Vader x Metallica
My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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Re: Vader x Metallica
It is fascinatingly mesmerizing.J wrote: 2025-06-01 12:36pm My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too
I'm gonna play this while driving with a friend to work tomorrow morning.


Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: Vader x Metallica
"You burned my soul like the Fantoft Church in June 1992" is the best pickup line ever.The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-01 04:18pm It is fascinatingly mesmerizing.
I'm gonna play this while driving with a friend to work tomorrow morning.
But seriously, check out all the songs by Nanowar of Steel, their music is hilariously awesome and they have the best guest singers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUJG2jTw9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWszdSHkyE


Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.

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Re: Vader x Metallica
That stave church in Fantoft was the first of several to be burned by satanists in the 90's, especially by "Greven" (the Count). I still remember a lot of untranslatable jokes about that guy. Oh, I just love this music. Hilarious! Love of they play with words, kinda like Rammstein, but stupider... Is that even a word? stupidier?aerius wrote: 2025-06-01 06:22pm"You burned my soul like the Fantoft Church in June 1992" is the best pickup line ever.The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-01 04:18pm It is fascinatingly mesmerizing.
I'm gonna play this while driving with a friend to work tomorrow morning.
But seriously, check out all the songs by Nanowar of Steel, their music is hilariously awesome and they have the best guest singers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUJG2jTw9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWszdSHkyE
Hey, if the kids learn the lyrics of these 3 songs by heart, I'll paypal them $10... Doesn't that sound like a great idea, J?


Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: Vader x Metallica
That is a terrible idea! My sweet innocent children being corrupted by bribes from some stranger on the internet. That is wrong! Wrong!!The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-02 12:08pm Hey, if the kids learn the lyrics of these 3 songs by heart, I'll paypal them $10... Doesn't that sound like a great idea, J?
This post is a 100% natural organic product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
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Re: Vader x Metallica
"You fished me like a whaler, in violation of international treaties, babe."J wrote: 2025-06-01 12:36pm My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too
I didn't think I could like your kids' taste in music more, until now.
Also, I now need an angler fish hat.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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"Profanar el tomba, al ritmo de la rumba,' is going straight into my repertoire of phrases that I throw out there when a Spanish speaker asks me how good my Spanish is.
These also include:
"Mi español es muy malo. Basura. Es verdad."
"Dos mas cervesas, por favor, Señor, y dos mas para estas chicas aqui."
"Mi gato es muy grande! Grande y azul."
Basically, my command of Spanish is just good enough to convince people that my Spanish sucks for normal conversation but that I can sound like a total clown in it in a coherent way, not just word salad.
These also include:
"Mi español es muy malo. Basura. Es verdad."
"Dos mas cervesas, por favor, Señor, y dos mas para estas chicas aqui."
"Mi gato es muy grande! Grande y azul."
Basically, my command of Spanish is just good enough to convince people that my Spanish sucks for normal conversation but that I can sound like a total clown in it in a coherent way, not just word salad.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Re: Vader x Metallica
I honestly can't stop playing this for the last couple of days. This is the fusion I wanted but didn't know I wanted. It's like the first time I ate at that Mexican Sushi place. Ladies and gentlemen and non-binary individuals, behold the upside of globalization.
Y'know, I have a tendency to mock astrology as a bunch of horse shit, to the dismay of some in my social circle, but even a broken (analog) clock is right twice a day: We are truly living in the Age of Aquarius. An era of unprecedented communication and understanding, for better or worse.
Y'know, I have a tendency to mock astrology as a bunch of horse shit, to the dismay of some in my social circle, but even a broken (analog) clock is right twice a day: We are truly living in the Age of Aquarius. An era of unprecedented communication and understanding, for better or worse.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Re: Vader x Metallica
Oh, this is truly testing!
I post one of the most awesome crossovers of Star Wars and Metallica I've ever seen, and it instantly got derailed into Nanowar of Steel. This all happens in a Star Wars vs Star Trek oriented forum no less.
What about an old classic?
I post one of the most awesome crossovers of Star Wars and Metallica I've ever seen, and it instantly got derailed into Nanowar of Steel. This all happens in a Star Wars vs Star Trek oriented forum no less.
What about an old classic?


Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: Vader x Metallica
Fine! You can have my kids for a week then, they're driving me insane!Raw Shark wrote: 2025-06-03 02:30pm"You fished me like a whaler, in violation of international treaties, babe."J wrote: 2025-06-01 12:36pm My kids won't stop listening to this, so now you'll have to listen to it too
I didn't think I could like your kids' taste in music more, until now.
Also, I now need an angler fish hat.
This post is a 100% natural organic product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
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Re: Vader x Metallica
That one reminds me of Steel Panther, but not as explicit.The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-04 02:09pm Oh, this is truly testing!
I post one of the most awesome crossovers of Star Wars and Metallica I've ever seen, and it instantly got derailed into Nanowar of Steel. This all happens in a Star Wars vs Star Trek oriented forum no less.
What about an old classic?
I'm not going to embed the video for "Glory Hole" since it's exactly what it says it is, complete with nudity and glazing. Lots of glazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc


Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.

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Re: Vader x Metallica
Now you're just baiting me.
Be careful what you wish for. ;]
I like kids well enough, in small doses. My filial instinct has an expiration date, but it exists.
They'd come back knowing some basic martial arts, and how to make explosives. I'm not saying no, mind you, just sayin'.
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* Raw Shark assumes no transportation costs, but will provide housing, food, and hoodlum training gratis. But at the end, you can be assured that anybody who messes with your daughters will regret it. A lot.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Learning another language is funny. I understand everything they're saying, but can't conjugate sentences like that in real time.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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That one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.aerius wrote: 2025-06-04 09:29pmThat one reminds me of Steel Panther, but not as explicit.The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-04 02:09pm Oh, this is truly testing!
I post one of the most awesome crossovers of Star Wars and Metallica I've ever seen, and it instantly got derailed into Nanowar of Steel. This all happens in a Star Wars vs Star Trek oriented forum no less.
What about an old classic?
I'm not going to embed the video for "Glory Hole" since it's exactly what it says it is, complete with nudity and glazing. Lots of glazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc


Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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aerius is our adopted brother who my sister ended up marrying. It's a long story.The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-05 02:08pmThat one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.
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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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...and my girlfriend can't stop singing this song, now. I'd say you did this to me, SDN, but she wouldn'tve heard it if I hadn't shown it to her so this one is on me and the mature thing to do here is accept full responsibility.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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My favorite part in that video, honestly, is when the band puts on baseball hats. Like, "Fuck you, we're wearing hats now. They're not cool hats, but we have hats now."
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Hey, muse. It's a long story that I'd like to hear, if you feel like it.muse wrote: 2025-06-05 06:08pmaerius is our adopted brother who my sister ended up marrying. It's a long story.The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-05 02:08pmThat one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.
#internetjoke
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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I honestly can't stop singing this song at the top of my lungs on my front porch. My neighbors probably think I'm absolutely mad. But they did, anyway.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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And they just randomly throw in some wooden zylophone in at the middle, because why the fuck not? I am in love with these magnificent bastards,
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Re: Vader x Metallica
Are we talking about Nanowar or Steel Panther now?Raw Shark wrote: 2025-06-06 05:13am I honestly can't stop singing this song at the top of my lungs on my front porch. My neighbors probably think I'm absolutely mad. But they did, anyway.


Where am I at in the post apocalypse draft? When do I start getting picks? Because I want this guy. This guy right here. I will regret not being able to claim the quote, "The first I noticed while burning weed, so I burned it, aiming at its head first. It wriggled for about 10 seconds. Too long... I then fetched an old machete [+LITERALLY ANYTHING]"
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Re: Vader x Metallica
I was talking about the well-dressed gentlemen from Norway.
... and also, since this is Testingstan: muse and I have never had a real relationship, that's a joke.
... and also, since this is Testingstan: muse and I have never had a real relationship, that's a joke.
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That is a lie! Marrying an adopted sibling is illegal in Canada and I'm not a criminal!muse wrote: 2025-06-05 06:08pmaerius is our adopted brother who my sister ended up marrying. It's a long story.The Infidel wrote: 2025-06-05 02:08pmThat one was AWESOME! I don't remember your relationship with J, if she was your wife, sister or both, but for the sake of friendship, don't play this around her kids. J? Be glad the kids haven't listened to Glory Hole yet, and started to ask questions, or worse; singing it full blast in pubic public spaces without actually understanding the lyrics.
This post is a 100% natural organic product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker