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Demiurgas
 Post subject: [Demiurgas] Hilarious meltdown PostPosted: 2012-04-27 10:52am
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/2 ... ostpopular

There are worse ways to die, but you probably don't want to think about them, especially if you're a guy.

A Chinese man was reportedly killed last week when a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space.

This being China, I hope she receives a quick death penalty.
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Mr. Coffee
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 11:00am
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Yeah, because I'm sure the two guys beating on him had nothing to do with it. But yeah, let's execute people because they did something incredibly stupid in a fit of anger...

Seriously, stop fucking posting, dipshit.


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Demiurgas
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 11:02am
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Yeah, because I'm sure the two guys beating on him had nothing to do with it. But yeah, let's execute people because they did something incredibly stupid in a fit of anger...

Seriously, stop fucking posting, dipshit.


"Squeezed his testicles UNTIL HE WAS UNCONCIOUS". Yes, there were two men beating up on him. But it's not as if they weren't possibly pinning him down so she could crush his balls with her hand(s), which is how I read it. Besides, why can't we just execute them all?
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Demiurgas
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 11:14am
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Mr. Coffee
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 11:21am
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No, really, skippy... Stop fucking posting. Not just here, just stop entirely and take your lame ass the fuck back to 4chan or whatever internet rock you crawled out from under.


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 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 11:27am
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Oh for crying out loud, Demi, you're up in arms over a murder on the other side of the fucking planet?


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Demiurgas
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 11:28am
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Simon_Jester
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 12:01pm
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I see. My mistake. Since you don't state your location, I had sort of assumed you were from one of the usual places SDN posters mostly live.

However, I still find it somewhat ridiculous for you to be up in arms over this, and you've over-interpreted it to a degree that makes a farce of it. "Evil Woman Murders Man," as if you actually knew that this was death by nut-crunching, as opposed to, say, death by random guys beating someone when he's down, which is something that happens every day all over the world even though it really, really shouldn't.


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Demiurgas
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 12:06pm
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It was just a joke, I was just kind of conceeding I"m not from China. Although I fail at humor. :|
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Dalton
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 01:16pm
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Enough with the tough guy act asshole. Who are you to judge who lives and dies? Jackass.


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Demiurgas
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 01:18pm
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"You're Dalton."

That's enough of an insult already.
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Mr. Coffee
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 01:24pm
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I'm gonna get a laugh at your Parting Shots thread...


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 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 01:29pm
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Off Topic: I have a bad feeling about this...

On Topic: I'll admit that was a cruel way to take the guy down, but with two other people (men no less) beating him senseless? What do you expect to happen? I highly doubt it was the woman who killed him honestly.


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Demiurgas
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 01:31pm
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Skywalker_T-65 wrote:
Off Topic: I have a bad feeling about this...

On Topic: I'll admit that was a cruel way to take the guy down, but with two other people (men no less) beating him senseless? What do you expect to happen? I highly doubt it was the woman who killed him honestly.


It could have a bit of an over-reaction on my part, but you can knock a guy out, and kill just by doing that.
Still, the article easily gave me the wrong idea from how it was written.
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Dalton
 Post subject: Re: Evil Woman Murders Man Over Parking Space In Brutal Mann PostPosted: 2012-04-27 01:41pm
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"You're Dalton."

That's enough of an insult already.

You're fucking with the wrong admin dipshit.


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Demiurgas
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Bye dickhead.
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I'm gonna get a laugh at your Parting Shots thread...

I think you already did, considering it's this thread....

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Mr. Coffee
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Aw... Sometimes you say the sweetest things, fgalkin.


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Nihao.

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I think that was the funniest meltdown I've ever seen on this board, and I've seen plenty.

Punting this to Parting Shots.


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