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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on shipping? Do you feel that Kirk was really meant to be with Spock?
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Commander Riker, is the Federation really Godless Commieland?
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Commander Riker, where are the stairs onboard the Enterprise-D?
'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...' - Dr. Evil
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
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Commander Riker, and on that note, do you have contingency plans in case you're boarded by Daleks?Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, where are the stairs onboard the Enterprise-D?
Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
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Commander, you are a man renowned for saying, "I like a bit of everything" when someone asks you what sort of music you like.
With that in mind, who is your favourite industrial black metal band and why?
With that in mind, who is your favourite industrial black metal band and why?
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Commander Riker, what do you think of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga?
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Commander Riker, what should I do to keep from setting off everyone elses' gaydars?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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RogueIce wrote:[Commander Riker, which movie Batman do you prefer (out of these options):
And why?
Also: did you enjoy the movie Speed Racer?
Bale. Because things blow up.
Speed racer was awesome, because things blew up.
General Zod wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on shipping? Do you feel that Kirk was really meant to be with Spock?
Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, is the Federation really Godless Commieland?
Hell yeah.
Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, where are the stairs onboard the Enterprise-D?
Stairs were outlawed in 2105.
Temujin wrote:Commander Riker, and on that note, do you have contingency plans in case you're boarded by Daleks?
RUN.
Rye wrote:Commander, you are a man renowned for saying, "I like a bit of everything" when someone asks you what sort of music you like.
With that in mind, who is your favourite industrial black metal band and why?
CELINE DION!
Force Lord wrote:Commander Riker, what do you think of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga?
aerius wrote:Commander Riker, what should I do to keep from setting off everyone elses' gaydars?
Buy a trombone.
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Commander Riker, have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...' - Dr. Evil
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
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Commander Riker, what... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Mr. Harley: Your impatience is quite understandable.
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry... I wish it were otherwise.
"I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all. I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe.
If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other." – Frankenstein's Creature on the glacier[/size]
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Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, why did you lose your beard in those two animations used in response to other questions?
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Commander Riker, given your love of Spandex and your aptitude for telekinetic martial arts, have you ever considered becoming a Power Ranger?
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, on the topic of MILFs, how old is too old?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Commander Riker, are you getting sick of this thread? Be honest.
"Guys, don't do that"
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the "half your age plus 7" rule?
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
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Question improved.I wrote:Commander Riker, are you getting sick of this thread Jaerimuse? Be honest.
"Guys, don't do that"
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Big Orange wrote:Commander Riker, have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
This is why you never rub another man's rhubarb.
Akhlut wrote:Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, why did you lose your beard in those two animations used in response to other questions?
It can't be gone it can't be!
aerius wrote:Commander Riker, on the topic of MILFs, how old is too old?
Too old?
Morilore wrote:Commander Riker, are you getting sick of this thread? Be honest.
That's all the time I have for questions, thanks for writing!
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Well, that joke had a good run. Would you agree... Commander Riker?
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"To Err is Human; to Arrr is Pirate." — Skallagrim
“I would suggest "Schmuckulating", which is what Futurists do and, by extension, what they are." — Commenter "Rayneau"
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D'awww I was going to ask Commander Riker if he knew wht Instant Sunrise was taking so many screen caps from TNG
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Commander Riker, what do you have to say about allegations that you are Wesley Crusher's biological father?
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Commander Riker, do you spit or swallow?
'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...' - Dr. Evil
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
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Commander Riker, is your beard really another fist?
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Commander Riker, what do you think of the Raping of your character that occurred in the Enterprise Finale?
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Commander Riker, are you sick of us?
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