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Commander Riker, does your mother do anal? This is a very important question. For science.
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Simon_Jester wrote:Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?
Subordinates.
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What the hell is a trigger guard?
General Zod wrote:Commander Riker, does your mother do anal? This is a very important question. For science.
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Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about an experiment with time travel and a shark?
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Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Next question.
Dragon Angel wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts about an experiment with time travel and a shark?
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Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?
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Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, why does Doctor Crusher - as the one who gives you regular physical checkups - does not believe your claim on the previous page?
Well, Doctor Crusher isn't entirely honest about HERSELF either.
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Elaborate.
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That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?Thanas wrote:Elaborate.
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Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?
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Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"
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Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?
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Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?
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Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher?Instant Sunrise wrote:Both.eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
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I don't know what a soup question is, but I will have my questions answered by threat of OPPRESSION.Lonestar wrote:That's not really a "soup" question, now is it?Thanas wrote:Elaborate.
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Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
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Bear in mind, Uraniun, that Starfleet ships are notorious for their lack of plumbing facilities. Starfleet regulations may be fairly merciful on this issue.Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
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Ask him to turn his universal translator off before talking to him.muse wrote:Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?
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Only Commander Riker may answer. Everybody else will get oppressed.
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Thanas wrote:Elaborate.
See that picture of her? She's stuffing her uniform like a turkey.
muse wrote:Commander Riker, why does your French captain speak with an English accent?
Simon_Jester wrote:Commander Riker, does it make you happy or unhappy to be addressed as "Number One" instead of in more conventional modes such as "Commander" or "Commander Riker," or for that matter "William?"
Don't really matter.
The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, can I call you Bill or Billy?
You can call me Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise.
El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker, is Readybrek central eating for kids?
Ask me later.
aerius wrote:Commander Riker, have you slept with more women than Tiger Woods?
What was the question?
eion wrote:Alright, Commander Riker. What about Mr. Crusher?Instant Sunrise wrote:Both.eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
Let me show you the last guy who asked this question. There's his head. You don't want to know what happened to the rest of him.
Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true that if you find someone "pooping in a normal room" you will "put them in jail so fast"?
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Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
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Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.
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Big Orange wrote:Commander Ricker, when did you start wearing a corset?
Since I stopped giving a fuck and wore whatever I wanted.
The Spartan wrote:Pimp-daddy D of the USS Thuggaprise, how can I pull as much tail as you do? After I grow a beard, I mean.
Dunno, it just comes naturally for me.
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Commander Riker...where is Padme? Is she alright?
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