Ask Commander Riker a question.
Moderator: Edi
- Instant Sunrise
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 945
- Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
- Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
- Contact:
Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, have you ever peeped at Troi's tits?
What do you think?
---
Commander Riker, What are your thoughts on this holodeck recording?
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
---
Commander Riker, Why did you grow a beard?
Let me tell you something. You ever try to stare someone down with a babyface? Here's a hint, you can't.
What do you think?
---
Commander Riker, What are your thoughts on this holodeck recording?
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
---
Commander Riker, Why did you grow a beard?
Let me tell you something. You ever try to stare someone down with a babyface? Here's a hint, you can't.
- Uraniun235
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 13772
- Joined: 2002-09-12 12:47am
- Location: OREGON
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?
"There is no "taboo" on using nuclear weapons." -Julhelm
What is Project Zohar?
"On a serious note (well not really) I did sometimes jump in and rate nBSG episodes a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it." - RogueIce explaining that episode ratings on SDN tv show threads are bunk
"On a serious note (well not really) I did sometimes jump in and rate nBSG episodes a '5' before the episode even aired or I saw it." - RogueIce explaining that episode ratings on SDN tv show threads are bunk
-
- Racist Pig Fucker
- Posts: 312
- Joined: 2010-05-26 05:36pm
- Location: CA / IA USA
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Number One's name is Riker??!! And he's from Alaska???
I have to start watching TNG...
I have to start watching TNG...
- Instant Sunrise
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 945
- Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
- Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Uraniun235 wrote:Commander Riker, is it true your career pitstop at the Enterprise was largely the result of discovering the arboretum's "special buds" section?
God damn man, when you get a ship that great, time gets all... weird. You know what I'm saying? I can't even remember how much time I spent on the Enterprise.
What was the question again?
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
- lordofchange13
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 838
- Joined: 2010-08-01 07:54pm
- Location: Kandrakar, the center of the universe and the heart of infinity
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?
"There is no such thing as coincidence in this world - there is only inevitability"
"I consider the Laws of Thermodynamics a loose guideline at best!"
"Set Flamethrowers to... light electrocution"
It's not enough to bash in heads, you also have to bash in minds.
Tired is the Roman wielding the Aquila.
"I consider the Laws of Thermodynamics a loose guideline at best!"
"Set Flamethrowers to... light electrocution"
It's not enough to bash in heads, you also have to bash in minds.
Tired is the Roman wielding the Aquila.
- Ilya Muromets
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 711
- Joined: 2009-03-18 01:07pm
- Location: The Philippines
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?
"Like I said, I don't care about human suffering as long as it doesn't affect me."
----LionElJonson, admitting to being a sociopathic little shit
"Please educate yourself before posting more."
----Sarevok, who really should have taken his own advice
- Instant Sunrise
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 945
- Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
- Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
PeZook wrote:Commander Riker, do you think Mexicans are taking all our jobs?
It's simple really, do YOU want to pick strawberries for $15 an hour?
lordofchange13 wrote:Commander riker why do you have a 15 year old for a pilot?
Forums poster "lordofchange13," why do YOU ask such terrible questions.
Ilya Muromets wrote:Commander Riker, why can't Jonathan Frakes get a decent movie role outside of Star Trek?
Good question. That's a...
Good question.
- The Spartan
- Sith Marauder
- Posts: 4406
- Joined: 2005-03-12 05:56pm
- Location: Houston
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?
The Gentleman from Texas abstains. Discourteously.
PRFYNAFBTFC-Vice Admiral: MFS Masturbating Walrus :: Omine subtilite Odobenus rosmarus masturbari
Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
Soy un perdedor.
"WHO POOPED IN A NORMAL ROOM?!"-Commander William T. Riker
- Instant Sunrise
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 945
- Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
- Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
The Spartan wrote:Commander Riker, should I grow a beard?
The real question is, why don't you have a beard?
- OmegaChief
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 904
- Joined: 2009-07-22 11:37am
- Location: Rainy Suburb, Northern England
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?
This odyssey, this, exodus. Do we journey toward the promised land, or into the valley of the kings? Three decades ago I envisioned a new future for our species, and now that we are on the brink of realizing my dream, I feel only solitude, and regret. Has my entire life's work been a fool's crusade? Have I led my people into this desert, only to die?
-Admiral Aken Bosch, Supreme Commander of the Neo-Terran Front, NTF Iceni, 2367
-Admiral Aken Bosch, Supreme Commander of the Neo-Terran Front, NTF Iceni, 2367
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
------------
A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
------------
My LPs
------------
A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
------------
My LPs
- Instant Sunrise
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 945
- Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
- Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
OmegaChief wrote:Commander Riker, should I shave my beard?
Seriously? You seriously want to ask me that question?
Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, shall I oppress you?
No.
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?
Wherever you go, there you are.
Ripped Shirt Monkey - BOTMWriter's Guild Cybertron's Finest Justice League
This updated sig brought to you by JME2
Ripped Shirt Monkey - BOTMWriter's Guild Cybertron's Finest Justice League
This updated sig brought to you by JME2
- El Moose Monstero
- Moose Rebellion Ambassador
- Posts: 3743
- Joined: 2003-04-30 12:33pm
- Location: The Cradle of the Rebellion... Oop Nowrrth, Like...
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?
"...a fountain of mirth, issuing forth from the penis of a cupid..." ~ Dalton / Winner of the 'Frank Hipper Most Horrific Drag EVAR' award - 2004 / The artist formerly known as The_Lumberjack.
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?
- Darksider
- Sith Acolyte
- Posts: 5271
- Joined: 2002-12-13 02:56pm
- Location: America's decaying industrial armpit.
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?
Whoever says "education does not matter" can try ignorance
------------
A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
------------
My LPs
------------
A decision must be made in the life of every nation at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat. Then, it seems that the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient, to look the other way. Well, the answer to that is 'survival as what'? A country isn't a rock. It's not an extension of one's self. It's what it stands for. It's what it stands for when standing for something is the most difficult! - Chief Judge Haywood
------------
My LPs
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?
ø¤ º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
I like Celine Dion myself. Her ballads alone....they make me go all teary-eyed and shit.
- Havok
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
- Instant Sunrise
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 945
- Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
- Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Stravo wrote:Commander Riker, should you fight a land war in Asia?
What's that got to do with anything?
El Moose Monstero wrote:Commander Riker, I lie awake at night dreaming of being as manly as you. Where can I get one of those low cut spangly numbers you had?
It's standard issue.
Dave wrote:Commander Riker, do you have anything to say about rumors of a hostile and technologically superior extragalactic civilization?
Let's see, set all forward phasers to maximum power... Load all torpedo bays... No Comment.
Darksider wrote:Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on the supposedly-accurate historical drama "unnamed porno fanfic?"
It's about this big in real life.
Thanas wrote:Commander Riker, do you deny being a giant wuss who gets beaten by Ferengi man-childs?
What are you talking about I don't even...
muse wrote:Commander Riker, what's up with Havok's love of Celine Dion?
Is he willing to carpool?
eion wrote:Commander Riker, who was the better kisser: Troi or Soren?
Both.
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?
This post is a 100% natural organic product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
- Instant Sunrise
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 945
- Joined: 2005-05-31 02:10am
- Location: El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
- Contact:
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
J wrote:Commander Riker, my husband is 30 years old and he can't grow a beard. What's wrong with him?
What do you mean, can't?
-
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 30165
- Joined: 2009-05-23 07:29pm
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, would you rather have minions or henchmen?
This space dedicated to Vasily Arkhipov
Re: Ask Commander Riker a question.
Commander Riker, what are your thoughts on trigger guards?
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight