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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Norade » 2010-07-05 10:42pm

I must admit, the vandalism was me. I knew it would be reverted anyway, and as Seraph says, it was far more fitting that what was originally there.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by loomer » 2010-07-06 07:08am

Shit still sucks Youngla, try again.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Ryan Thunder » 2010-07-06 07:55am

I'm revising my guess to "he's twelve and unusually literate".
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Srelex » 2010-07-06 07:59am

Nah, it's fucking obvious that he's just a dumb troll trying to waste our time.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Norade » 2010-07-06 08:01am

Editing his shitty 'story' has made him worth my while.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Aaron » 2010-07-06 08:15am

Srelex wrote:Nah, it's fucking obvious that he's just a dumb troll trying to waste our time.
He's been doing the same thing over at SFJ, except it's much more entertaining there when he loses his shit and starts telling people to fuck off, because it's so out of place.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Youngla0450 » 2010-07-06 12:07pm

I am tired of you guys. I am sorry for any trolling or problems I caused, and I take back all the hostile comments I made. However, I will not tolerate vandalism on my article any longer. Please stop messing with my story.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Norade » 2010-07-06 12:09pm

You won't tolerate it, what will you do call the internet police on us?
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Youngla0450 » 2010-07-06 12:18pm

I can have the administrators at the site lock the page so only certain users can edit it.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Norade » 2010-07-06 12:22pm

Ohs noes, not that... Seriously, your story sucks.

To prove this fact let me ask you a few questions about it. How do Historical Figures, obviously in the past of they wouldn't be historic, know about your race? Why are they so stupid only one of them could figure out that the planet was fucked and a rapidly expanding red star was about to go nova? Why don't they simply leave this planet using their advanced hyperdrives? Why does nearly everything revolve around a single character?
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Youngla0450 » 2010-07-06 12:30pm

Norade wrote:Ohs noes, not that... Seriously, your story sucks.

To prove this fact let me ask you a few questions about it. How do Historical Figures, obviously in the past of they wouldn't be historic, know about your race? Why are they so stupid only one of them could figure out that the planet was fucked and a rapidly expanding red star was about to go nova? Why don't they simply leave this planet using their advanced hyperdrives? Why does nearly everything revolve around a single character?
1. Historical Figures have their own dimension, and live side-by side with the Calathonians.

2. The other scientists were ignorant know-it alls, who did not care about the planet's state.

3. The Calathonians had banned space travel by the time their planet was destroyed.

4. This story's plot revolves around certain characters at a time.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Norade » 2010-07-06 12:34pm

Youngla0450 wrote:1. Historical Figures have their own dimension, and live side-by side with the Calathonians.
What is the criteria to be a historical figure? Why do they have their own dimension? Why the fuck are the Power Rangers even listed?
2. The other scientists were ignorant know-it alls, who did not care about the planet's state.
Yes, but Gary Stu will save the day! Wank harder you dumb fuck.
3. The Calathonians had banned space travel by the time their planet was destroyed.
Banned space travel, the fuck would they do that for? Please do explain why a race would do that when it would lead to them being destroyed.
4. This story's plot revolves around certain characters at a time.
Yes, but it can do that without him literally doing anything.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Youngla0450 » 2010-07-06 12:37pm

Norade wrote:
Youngla0450 wrote:1. Historical Figures have their own dimension, and live side-by side with the Calathonians.
What is the criteria to be a historical figure? Why do they have their own dimension? Why the fuck are the Power Rangers even listed?
2. The other scientists were ignorant know-it alls, who did not care about the planet's state.
Yes, but Gary Stu will save the day! Wank harder you dumb fuck.
3. The Calathonians had banned space travel by the time their planet was destroyed.
Banned space travel, the fuck would they do that for? Please do explain why a race would do that when it would lead to them being destroyed.
4. This story's plot revolves around certain characters at a time.
Yes, but it can do that without him literally doing anything.
Norade, you keep on vandalizing my story, but I reversed your vandalism. Please stop doing it! I beg you! I ask you, please stop vandalizing! I will just keep on reversing your vandalism, you know.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Norade » 2010-07-06 12:39pm

I'll stop when you man up and answer my questions you retarded sack of rat jizz.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Youngla0450 » 2010-07-06 12:43pm

Norade wrote:I'll stop when you man up and answer my questions you retarded sack of rat jizz.
Ok then Norade (and you can't even edit anymore because the page was locked). And also, please be more respectful to me:

1. The Calathonians had banned space travel because they wanted to stay on their planet.

2. Chris-El (his name is not Gary Stu) was the only scientist interested in studying the geography of Calathon.

3. The historical figures and all other peoples have their own dimensions, of which is basically their own region of space.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Norade » 2010-07-06 12:50pm

Youngla0450 wrote:Ok then Norade (and you can't even edit anymore because the page was locked). And also, please be more respectful to me:
I saw the lock, I also saw the expiry date on it... Also, I can't respect anything that has a lower IQ than my shoe size yet claims to be human.
1. The Calathonians had banned space travel because they wanted to stay on their planet.
Yes, they wanted to stay on a planet they knew was old orbiting a decaying star and not a single one of them thought this was a dumb fucking idea...
2. Chris-El (his name is not Gary Stu) was the only scientist interested in studying the geography of Calathon.
Only on person in a planets population was interested in something? If this were real life I'd say bullshit, in your story I feel sorry for the amount of cum Gary Stu must be swimming in right now.
3. The historical figures and all other peoples have their own dimensions, of which is basically their own region of space.
So why the fuck do these figures or anybody else care about a race to dumb to flee a dying world?
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Youngla0450 » 2010-07-06 02:41pm

Norade wrote:
Youngla0450 wrote:Ok then Norade (and you can't even edit anymore because the page was locked). And also, please be more respectful to me:
I saw the lock, I also saw the expiry date on it... Also, I can't respect anything that has a lower IQ than my shoe size yet claims to be human.
1. The Calathonians had banned space travel because they wanted to stay on their planet.
Yes, they wanted to stay on a planet they knew was old orbiting a decaying star and not a single one of them thought this was a dumb fucking idea...
2. Chris-El (his name is not Gary Stu) was the only scientist interested in studying the geography of Calathon.
Only on person in a planets population was interested in something? If this were real life I'd say bullshit, in your story I feel sorry for the amount of cum Gary Stu must be swimming in right now.
3. The historical figures and all other peoples have their own dimensions, of which is basically their own region of space.
So why the fuck do these figures or anybody else care about a race to dumb to flee a dying world?
At one point, the Calathonians were very interested in space-travel, but they became isolationist and tried to stay on their own planet. Also, Chris-El was the ONLY scientist who knew of the doom of Calathon. The planet's age was beginning to show, and the planet's sun was dying and exhausting energy. Also, the Calathonians were respected and feared by most races, due to the considerable advances in technology they made.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Ghost Rider » 2010-07-06 02:57pm

My god, you might as well took John Byrne's Man of Steel miniseries and plastered your name over his for the destruction of Krypton.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Wyrm » 2010-07-06 03:49pm

Youngla0450, the Calathonians are just Kryptonians, only "awesomer." Everyone can recognize that your synopsis (NOT a story) is merely a character and tech salad with absolutely no craft whatsoever involved in its creation.

Seriously, did you really think that no one would notice that "Chris-El" followed the form of Kryptonian names of the house of El? Furthermore, why in the fucking world would an alien planet have a name that happened to have identical spelling to an English import of a European name derived from Greek, before the Hellenistic branch of Indo-European even existed? If these Wankalonians were an offshoot of Kryptonians, it would make a scintilla of sense, but no...

Do you really think that your super-inventor is even possible amongst a scientific field that consist of uncreative retards? A single scientist can expect to be at the cusp of at most one ground-breaking discovery, and you have Chris-El be responsible for at least four important discoveries! This guy is a classic Gary Stu — a type of character that is created by inexperienced authors as a wish-fulfillment masturbation tool. They are a type of character only the creator can love; everyone else hates them... for good reason.
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Post by loomer » 2010-07-06 04:34pm

They didn't leave their planet... Because they didn't want to.

All of them. Even while it was dying. This level of retardation is incredible - also, if they're so advanced, building a starship would be fucking easy even during their world's last goddamn week! Instead, you have them twiddle their fucking thumbs the entire while?

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Post by Wyrm » 2010-07-06 05:54pm

Just noticed this:
Unvandalized Version wrote:Chris-El then returned to his lavatories. He had a crystal panel, in which he could conduct his scientific studies and experiments.
Wank-El had crystal growing tanks in his bathrooms? This guy is hardcore! :lol:
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Post by Batman » 2010-07-06 06:06pm

Hey, a lot of great minds are said to have had their best ideas in the tub or on the loo :D
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Post by PhilosopherOfSorts » 2010-07-06 10:33pm

I just checked out this...thing, and well, a slightly modified movie quote best sums it up.

What you have written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent "story" were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Edi » 2010-07-07 01:24am

Norade wrote:You won't tolerate it, what will you do call the internet police on us?
He may not have to. You already have one warning on your record very recently. Don't make waves that cause me to take more notice of you, because if you do, your next options are either a title or a ban, subject to decision by an administrator.

The bottom fucking line here is that the business of other boards or venues belongs there, unless someone from there brings it here first. SDnet is not to be used for a staging ground for invasions or petty vandalism and if you start that kind of shit, the moderators will be more than happy to finish it for you. Permanently if need be. Your net worth to the board is close enough to zero as is.

If you absolutely must go vandalize other sites for shits and giggles, keep it the fuck out of here and go to either the chat or some other place where those antics are tolerated.
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Re: Galactic Empire vs United Federation of Planets Question

Post by Trinoya » 2010-07-07 02:40am

SFJN member here... Youngwhateverthefuckthistwit is here is trolling our board too folks...

As such I just wanted to do the following:

Norade... fucking hilarious.

... That is all. Have fun.

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