Be kind. Remember the camera adds 10 pounds.

These were taken a few months back so my hair is a bit longer these days. I am also the world's palest man, sadly. Although this only shows most prominently in photos, proving that I can't set a camera very well, I suppose.

Just out of shot, on all sides, are pieces of garbage. Also, I think the branch whacked me in the face after the photo.

I am thoughtful and deep.

Objection! One day I will go into law, promise.