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Zor wrote:Underwater Fault-line, roughly 2,500 Kilometers south of the Qudlivun Free State

Almost completely unknown to the rest of the world, massive forces were at work as the glacial pace of plate drift went on. Only a few telltale Signs of this that could be picked up by advanced sensor systems placed along the line by the Zorian Scientific Fleet as the pressure built. Despite going through the. Suddenly, something gave and a massive shockwave was unleashed, an earthquake regestering as at 9.2 on the Richter Scale. From this, a massive shockwave of water moved out in all directions from the Epicenter, a sugnifigant fraction of which moved undaunted towards Adrianpolis, Terra Libertia and Saddamistan.

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November 26th 1100UT 2010
***Tsunami Warning*****
According to information from Zorian Oceanographic probes and UKB Weather monitoring sattellites, there was a 9.2 R scale Earthquake roughly 2000 thousand miles south and east of Terra Libertia. According to initial reports, a large Tsunami is expected, between 18 meter to 26 meter surge is expected. Countries threatend by this Tsunami are as follows, Adrianapolis, The Kingdom of Republicsburgstainsillve St Geroge, Saddamstain, and Terra Libertia

The Tsunami will be making landfall in Terra Libertia in roughly one hour and twenty seven minutes. Adrianpolis will be five minutes sooner with Saddamstain expecting landfall in one hour forty six minutes. This information is to be rebroadcast in all available media. Due to the strength of this Tsunami it is recommend that all residents, Evaluate at least five miles inland at once. Ten if the land the local land is mostly flat. Again Tsunami Warning has been issued for all countries in the path of his Tsunami, evacuate at once and seek higher ground.


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The Emergency Message was transmitted via both International Short-Wave, via all channels on Shroomstat satellite television. Everyone attempting to log onto the Internet via a HISCO satellite connection received a splash screen detailing the Tsunami location and areas affected. A pre-recorded message was sent to all Satellite internet phone users detailing the informaiton. A man from the UKB embassy in Saddamstain ran a copy of the message to local Saddamstain officials who re-broadcast the warning to their citizens. After the disaster the pre-planning by joint Shroomian/UKB media was noted as having saved thousand of lives.

Not everyone however got the message in time.

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The Pyramid (military command center for the Sovereign Kingdom), Zortropolis

Dux Joshua Ellefson, cheif of staff of the Royal Zorian Airforce went over his papperwork as usual when he heard the phone ring. Happy for anything to break the duldrum, he grabbed the phone "Dux Ellefson Speaking."

"Sir, this is Jacquelyn Wei, Secretary to his majesty the King. Under Royal Order, all transport aircraft are to be mobilized and ready for loading as soon as possible for foreign disaster relief. Similar orders have been prodived to the merchant marine. Full infromation shall be emailed to you within the hour."

"Agnolaged." he said before hanging up and setting about forwarding the information to the twenty C-130s and four C-17s the Kingdom had.
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The Ashford Times

LANGLEY MILITARY EXPERIENCES MASSIVE EXPANSION
All services receive and place orders for new equipment

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FILE PHOTO: A Shroomanian Halifax class frigate alongside the Nimitz class carrier Flattop

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Two HAL Tejas prototypes in flight over New Patria

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A PZA Loara on display in PeZookia

ASHFORD CITY - As the year draws to a close, the Langley Armed Forces intends to end it in a veritable explosion of hardware. With excess money to spend after the latest surge in military spending, procurement officers have feverishly scoured the international arms market for the biggest and baddest toys to play with as equipment they ordered last year is just now starting to arrive.

At the beginning of the year, the Langley Navy placed an order for several types of ekranoplans from the Red Technocracy, namely the A-90 Orlyonok assault transport and the STRIZH-1 trainer. Six Orlyonoks and eighteen STRIZH-1s arrived at NAS Lamperouge earlier this month for use by the Navy.

With the dissolution of OMSK, the United Kingdom of Blackadder is now in the process of downsizing its military, placing a large fraction of its navy on the auction block. The Langley Navy was quick to jump at the call for ships, and it managed to walk away with six Halifax class frigates. Upon delivery, the ships are to be inspected and refitted to accomodate the SH-60 Seahawk as opposed to the standard CH-124 Sea King while the needed crews are trained. The Navy is also interested in acquiring additional Seahawks to equip these new ships; it is also considering the CH-148 Cyclone as well.

Late last year, the Langley Department of Defense successfully entered into a deal with the Kingdom of New Patria to assist in development and production of the HAL Tejas; while most of the contributions to the program have been purely monetary, some parts production takes place within the Duchy, with the majority of technical work and all final assembly taking place with New Patria. The first prototypes took flight earlier in the year; just a few days ago, New Patria Aeronautics announced that the Tejas is now available for purchase. As part of the development deal, the Langley Air Force has been guaranteed twenty free airframes; the Air Force is planning on taking delivery of fifteen single-seaters and five two-seaters sometime next year. Future airframes have a sticker price of US$27 million each.

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Patriot PAC-3 Missile receives upgrade

The PAC-3 Missile Segment Enhancement missile provides 50% increased range, together with increased maneuverability. These increases are result of a new rocket motor and enlarged fins. All current production has switched to this new missile.

MEADS Missile Selection Broadens

MEADS international announced that it would be integrating another missile family into the system, providing additional options to countries which acquire MEADS. No firm data is available for which missile will be used, by speculation includes the Standard Missile-4, which would provide very long range missile for the system.
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South East Coast of Saddamistan

Children lined up neatly while adult became afraid as the sirens wailed, a special signal of four short blasts, repeating constantly from Saddamistanis multipurpose civil defense warning system. Evacuation drill wasn’t practiced as often as air raid or nuclear drills, but the rules where clear. All vehicles where required to carry as many passengers as possible away, all public transit was to be reversed away from the coast. Distance and height was life. Within minutes thousands of Saddamistanis began to move, many hoping to Allah that the areas topography of barrier islands and marshland might cushion the blow. Some still hoped it was still just a drill, but civil defense drills never came by surprise.
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ok, what's causing this tidal pressure, and even though they don't like us. When we we're hurt the world sent us medical supplies. I figure it's time to do the reverse.

Bear Republic to send food, and candy to Terra Libertopia, Attempts wil also be made to deliver food and medicine to Saddamistan. though we expect that our Dirgibles will be turned away.
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PeZookian Civil Defence Authority yearly report

To: Government of His Majesty the King

Topic: Shelter capacity, readiness state of civil defence system

Section A: Shelters

Throughout FY2010, 200 million US dollars were assigned to construction of various bomb and fallout shelters throughout PeZookia. The CDA decided to equip universities, schools, kindergartens and community centers with their own four-week shelters first.

The constructed shelters are of a standardized modular model, constructed below the specified buildings wherever suitable.

The shelters are composed of a series of self-enclosed modular spaces. Each such module can hold up to thirty people and houses provisions and sanitary facilities to support them for one month.

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Floorplan of one module of the Standardized Building Fallout Shelter

Depending on needs, as many or as few modules can be constructed as necessary. One module costs circa 200 thousand US dollars with all provisions and supplies.

During FY2010, a total of 150 million dollars was spent on construction of these shelters ; By November, total four-month capacity throughout PeZookia was 45 thousand people in 1500 shelters.

One government shelter with a capacity of 1000 people, equipped with communications gear and weapons was also comissioned, with construction expected to complete by April 2011.

Section B: Plans for FY2011

The following elements of the civil defence system will be developed in FY2011:

- Purchase of protection gear, detectors, decontamination stations and other equipment for emergency services: 500 million US dollars

- Construction of hardened metro tunnel networks in cities: 400 million dollars

- Hardening of buildings, utilities and other infrastructure: 300 million

- Further construction of SBFS modules throughout the country: 300 million

- Construction of two major (20 thousand +) underground four-month shelters: 100 million

- Civil defence drills and training for civilians: 150 million

- Upgrades of warning systems throughout the country: circa 50 million

- Total planned shelter capacity by the end of FY2011 including metro tunnels and hardened basements: 250 thousand people

- Total civil defence expenses in FY2011: 1.8 billion dollars

(OOC: Yes, I am spending as much on various civil defence projects as I spend on medical care. No thanks to you fuckers from the UAR.)
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Lada-class RTSS "Red October", Central Sea, off the Red Technocracy Coast

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- Our first task is to ensure security of the aquatoria and never lose our grip, - spoke the captain of the Red Technocracy's most silent submarine quietly. - Also, keep an eye on collision danger. That should not happen. How's the maritime patrol doing?

- They try their best. Hiding in small seas was never easy for submarines.
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[OOC: Early on, NeoGoomba allowed me to RP his nation. As did Losonti. So I have Republicsbergstatesville AND Blastification. I don't do much with 'em, but since there's a tsunami... might as well start gaming!]


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NEOGOOMBAN NOON

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Southern Republicsbergstatesville, after the tsunami.

Just hours ago, the coastal cities of southern Republicsbergstatesville were devastated by the tsunami's torrent, an unrelenting wall of water that wiped out everything in its path.

The body count, according to the Republicsbergstatesvillan government, is currently at 100 dead and nearly twice that number missing.

The Kingdom of Republicsbergstatesville is an isolationist nation. Despite its FUN membership, it has shied away from global politics, preferring only to trade modestly with its FUN fellows. Even before the unprecedented international tensions caused by the formation of the Unified Atomic Republic, or the miniature 'cold war' between the OMSK-MESS, Republicsbergstatesville was already wary of the New World's many dangers.

In silence, the kingdom hoped for the best and prepared for the worst - and today, the worst came, not in the form of war, but in a calamity caused by Mother Nature herself.

The NeoGoombans were well prepared, but not everyone could be saved, and despite their defenses, many of their cities and towns were ravaged by the deluge.

The Kingdom of Republicsbergstatesville is one of the many southern nations affected by the tsunami, which was detected by Zorian oceanographers and relayed quickly through the world's communications channels. Had it not been for its connections with the FUN, the solitary Kingdom of Republicsbergstatesville might have never known what was coming.

The other countries struck by the tsunami include The Most Curious Kingdom of St. George, Terra Libertia, Adrianpolis, and the Empire of Saddamistan.

The Fungal Union Civil Emergency Department (FUCED) has already commenced damage-assessment and aid missions in the Kingdom of Republicsbergstatesville.

The FUN has also collectively offered aid to the other nations affected by the tsunami.


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The quiet NeoGoombas are a scared little lot and the slightest peep sends them running for the hills. Handy whenever there's a tsunami. It helps that they're in the FUN, with Zoria - which was first to detect the tsunami.

The FUN is offering aid to everyone hit, including Saddamistan :)
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The Bear Republic has dispatched large numbers of dirgibles to all the effected nations.
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NEOGOOMBAN NOCTODILES

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A NeoGoomban fisherman lands a big one after the tsunami hits southern Republicsbergstatesville

The Shroomanian Scientific Society, in conjunction with the Royal Zorian Scientific Fleet, has posted an advisory warning the coastal populations of the Kingdom of Republicsbergstatesville, Adrianpolis, Terra Libertia, the Empire of Saddamistan, and other tsunami-affected regions of possible resurgence in encounters with sea monsters, megafauna, and Noctodile/Leviathans.

The first encounter of these kinds of lifeforms was in the Bear Republic, two years ago, when a similarly-sized tsunami caused irregular behavior in marine lifeforms - bringing large deep sea predators and reclusive amphibio-reptilians into human-habited territories.

Many of these unusual New Earth organisms are overtly hostile to human life - though that may be a consequence of the disorientation brought about by the sudden change in environment caused by events like tsunamis. Those not qualified to handle such creatures are advised to keep their distance and call trained professionals licensed to carry heavy firearms.

During the tsunami that affected the Bear Republic, the sudden appearance of these hostile lifeforms prompted the deployment of Shroomanian Aid Packages (SAPs) that included mandatory flamethrowers, amongst other important survival supplies.
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Red Volunteers

The Red Technocracy volunteer Emergency Reaction Brigades have been formed to help with disaster relief.

The policy extends to Saddamistan.

First Il-76MF transports have been already dispatched to the nations struck by the Tsunami.

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Passage into Saddamistan airspace, designated landing strips and Saddamistan's army guides for assistance in the disaster zone as however required of Saddamistan to receive the offered relief.

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Relief Operations Chief arrived in Blastification earlier today, to coordinate the Brigades bringing crates of humanitarian supplies as part of a joint FUN effort.
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Massive FCS convoy, the "Great Blackadder Fleet" scheduled to leave Amelia tomorrow

With the arrival of a huge escorting force sent by the UKB, the "Great Blackadder Fleet" of 107 FCS-Large ships is ready to sail.

The escorts, consisting of two carriers, four cruisers, six destroyers and twelve frigates, spent about a week in port, admitting tourists and on leave on the many bars and tourist resorts and shopping centers of Paradiso Island, PeZookia. Now, they are ready to start escorting the convoy to the UKB.

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PeZookia to prepare aid shipments through FUCER

PeZookian authorities have ordered the three FCS ships ordered for the merchant fleet to remain in port in case their cargo capacity is needed for disaster relief.

PeZookia is willing to commit medicine, food, tents, blankets and other supplies to disaster relief efforts anywhere, including Saddamistan.
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Which reminds me how long before we have some crazy guy on TV talking about how Gorgeous those Noctodiles/Leviathons are?
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Hospital Ship SRNS Mercy to Provide Relief for Tsunami Victims

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FILE PHOTO: SRNS Mercy sails alongside SRS Ranger

The SRNS Mercy, the first Standard Hosipital Ship (SHS) built in Nova Terra has been deployed to assist in relief efforts for tsunami victims in the south seas area. The Mercy was already in the area assisting in relief efforts for refugees from Terra Libertia during the on-going crisis.

The LHS-type ship, SRS Solace which has only recently come into service will also be deployed to the affected region as soon as final outfitting is completed, which is expected to take three weeks.

Officials from the Shinra Republic have announced that further plans for aid to the affected countries will be announced as damage assessments come in. When asked if aid would be extended to Saddamistan despite tensions between the UAR and MESS, officials said that aid would be extended, if Saddamistan were to request it.

"We remain committed to helping all the citizens of the world in times of crisis, no matter the political stance of the countries they happen to be born in. Should Saddamistan accept our offer of assistance it will be provided, regardless of the existing differences between our governments."
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FUNGAL FREIGHT FUNDING

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A large FCS oil tanker.

Shroomania has pledged a commitment of $500 million USDs to the ISCA for the further research and development of various ISCA assets.

Various parties in Shroomania - including the Shroomanian Sea Shipping Company - have also stated the desire to purchase no less than 100 of the various ISCA vessels.

These planned purchases include:

5 FCS-As (automated bulkers)

45 FCS-Ls including: 10 oil tankers, 25 containers, and 10 chemical ships

20 ACV fishers

10 SHS for disaster relief - to be given to the FUCED

10 Heavy Patrol Cutters - for the Shroomanian Coast Guard

10 Light Patrol Cutters - for the Shroomanian Coast Guard

10 Hydrofoils - for the Shroomanian Coast Guard


The Shroomanian parties have offered to make the payments in regular increments, to lessen the financial impact of such a massive purchase.

As to not overwhelm ISCA production facilities, the Shroomanian parties have also expressed the willingness to accept a more gradual "trickle" of ship-shipments as opposed to the massive deployment of FCS armadas as seen in the Red Technocracy and UKB's orders.

The Shroomanian-branch of the ISCA have contracted the PMC Dark Liquid to provide ship security.
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Constantinople Times

Widespread devastation reported in Diocese.

Widespread devastation along the coast of the Diocese resulted in a halt to the fighting in the Diocese. In the Diocese, the remnants of the rebels surrendered to government forces after the Tsunami struck. Government forces, with their vehicles immobilised were hard pressed in their relief efforts, with many of their command posts destroyed. The Patriarch Ramsley has personally sent a plea to the Church of Constantinople and Omsk to send aid immediately.

Responding to the call for aid, two Carthaginian LSTs, and a Constantinople Shipping cargo ship (a Wilkonian vessel) and a cargo tender carrying precious food and supplies and some BMP-3s and trucks set sail for the Diocese immediately. An An-225 transport carrying medical supplies, medical teams and precious water purifying equipment flew for the Diocese. The Byzantine Government is willing to aid others in need if requested.
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SHEPNUKISTAN, SADDAMISTAN: SHROOM STANDS

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The Prime Minister speaks from Sarajevo, Shadow - to Shepnukistan, Saddamistan, and the whole world.

In an addressed broadcasted worldwide via ShroomSatTV, the Prime Minister had this to say:

"My fellow Shroomanians, FUNites, and Nova Terrans. To say that we live in interesting times is truly an understatement, for in my three years of governance I have never seen such a crisis as this - with friends becoming bitter enemies, with ethnic cleansing occurring on an epic scale, with antagonism and belligerence running deep, with nations outright threatening one another with nuclear attack. These are truly dark days for us all.

"Thus, it is with a heavy heart that I move to officially sever Shroomania's ties with Shepnukistan. Our nations have been amicable with one another, showing both respect, courtesy, and cooperation. Yet recent and regrettable events have forced me to reconsider our friendship with Shepnukistan - the actions of their government speak louder than any words I can ever utter, and the repercussions of their deeds have been heard and felt by people throughout the New World.

"And until the Shepnukistani government reconsider the course of its own actions, the current situation will stay as it is. The waters and ports of Shroomania shall be closed from any Shepnukistani vessel, and the same goes for our skies as well. All economic ties will be severed for the duration of this lockdown.

"This applies to Saddamistan and the Incorporated Republic of Tonkin as well. The act of initiating a nuclear weapon in the Central Sea in an attempt at intimidation has done nothing but alienate the entire FUN even more.

"But I do not want war. I do not want conflict. I do not want antagonism, or belligerence to run deep and divide the international community. Let it be said that I do not like this, that if there were any other way - I would take it.

"My commitment with forming the FUN attests to that, and in keeping with the ideals of the Fungal Union of Nations, and in solidarity with King Paul of PeZookia's latest address - I would like to say with all sincerity that I do not want this situation to be extended or agitated any further.

"Even as we close our borders to Shepnukistan and Saddamistan, let it be said that the people of Shroomania are still willing to listen, talk, and negotiate with the Unified Atomic Republic.

"Shroomania and the Fungal Union of Nations extends the olive branch of peace towards the UAR, to President Sheppard and Emperor Saddam, and I implore you - let us discuss these matters before the New World is sent to the course of destruction, before we have to make our time."


Result:

Because of the IRT's dickery, Shroomania is closing itself from the UAR and the IRT.

But Shroomania joins PeZookia in asking the UAR (nicely!) to tell the world what, exactly, is it that they want with relation to global affairs.

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Neverhood Production and Construction Corps announces ambitious plans!

Under plans recently announced by the NPCC, the PAP is expanding massively.

Current plans call for the establishment of four agricultural divisions, one in each Neverhoodian State:

NPCC 1st Agricultural Division: Cecil State
NPCC 2nd Agricultural Division: Garrett State
NPCC 3rd Agricultural Division: Washington State
NPCC 4th Agricultural Division: Allegany State

Each NPCC Agricultural Division will be mainly an administrative construct for easier controlling of reconstruction and aid projects in that state; e.g. the 1st Division will run NPCC-constructed schools, etc in Cecil. It is planned that each Agricultural division will have it's own educational system covering primary, secondary and tertiary education, with an NPCC-wide university system. Newspapers,radio stations, and television stations are being established at both the NPCC and divisional levels.

For internal security matters, each Division will have under it's control four People's Armed Police Light Mechanized Battalions.

The combat elements of each PAP Light Mechanized Battalion will consist of:

3 x Light Armored Infantry Companies (Each Consisting of 3 platoons of four vehicles each; one vehicle is a cannon IFV, while three are APCs carrying squads)
1 x Weapons Company (8 x LAV Fire support, 8 x LAV Mortars, 8 x LAV Recon)

For a total vehicle count of:

9 x Cannon-Armed IFV versions of LAV
27 x APC versions of LAV
----27 x 9-man squads
8 x LAV-81mm Mortar
8 x LAV-Fire Support (Basically, using a common light ATGM+ light SAM, like ADATS).
8 x LAV Command
7 x LAV Logistics Carriers
7 x LAV Recovery Vehicles

Total: 74 LAVs, 243 infantry dismounts

Thus, each PAP Division will have at it's disposal 296 Light Armored Vehicles and 972 infantrymen for reaction to insurgents; with the PAP as a whole having 1,184 LAVs, and 3,888 infantrymen.

Contracts have already been let with PRO-TEC for the training of this Light Mechanized force.
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New Hadera
West Neverhood
Neverhood University


Lukin Grey sat up in bed sighed, arching his back and popping a kink in his neck. He reached for his cigar-- another habit he'd picked up-- and inhaled the fresh aroma of the finest synthiCuban from Kibbutz Litani. Next to him, his recent partner stirred and looked up at him with bleary eyes.

"Hey," she said in Trade English.
"Hey yourself," he replied. She smiled and pulled herself up, her shock of blond hair spilling down over her face. With a giggle she pulled it back up, away from her eyes, and reaffixed her hair in a sloppy whalespout.

"You want breakfast?"
"Of course," he said, eyeing her as she got up from the bed. She moved to the tiny galley in the dorm quad-apartment. The tiny kitchenette, like the bathroom, was in the middle of the quad; Tatiana's roommate Miri Bernstein slept in a room on the other side of the common-room in a bedroom much like the one Lukin and Tatiana shared-- which was barely big enough for the bed itself. In the cool morning air, the breeze from the recirculator fans raised goose pimples on her explosed, pinkish-pale flesh.

Lukin Grey had had sex with Caucasian females on many occassions. Usually it was a means to an end, to be sure, but there were times when it was just fun for him. Like now-- he enjoyed the company of Tatiana Sokolov, even though she was really more of a child-woman enjoying her first taste of freedom and adventure away from parental control. She had proven invaluable in showing Lukin around and answering questions at great length about everything in the port city-- and Haderan society as well. Lukin himself was unfamiliar with the region-- he was from a modest town in the north-east province, close to the Nukistani Strait.

She put on some music-- rapid Hebrew rap that Lukin found entertaining-- and returned to the bed with a couple of rapid-heat hiking & survival ration packs. Most of the less fortunate in the city (an ever-surging population) ate these as quick breakfasts, since the breakfast menues were pretty good while the lunch menues were usually fairly dismal. That was when most of the students, at least, ate at the cafeteria, anyway. Lukin stubbed out the last of the cigar and tore open the ration pack.

"God, watch that tongue work," Tatiana teased. Lukin smiled as he cleaned out the foil-lined packet. He washed aside memories of the last girl he'd had sex with.

It has been at the orders of Kelah Bonesteel, and administered upon a hostage they had taken as a political statement against the Nukistani work camp security chief-- his daughter, 15 years of age. The girl had proven most resilient and engaged in defiance that was wholly unecessary-- clearly she'd had no idea the types of people she was dealing with. Until Kelah, aware of Lukin's 'proclivities', ordered him in to "break the bitch". As a psychological ploy, it had succeeded in making her a sobbing, traumatized mess-- a very docile one at that.

"Hey, what's up?" Tatiana's voice asked as she brushed the sparse, soft patchy bear hair of his cheek. "You're all far-off."
"Nothing," he said, and started to brush her hand aside but ended up locking fingers with it. He took her empty ration pack and his and tossed them on the floor. He hadn't intended to start anything but she misunderstood his momentary melancholy and compassion for something else and lay back, opening herself to him. Lukin followed through absently and again they lay, finished, her eyes fascinated at him.

"Hold on a moment," she said, and leaned over to search through her heap of discarded clothes. She found what she wanted in the pocket of her dockworker's parka and pulled it out. She scooted to the edge of the bed and opened her treasure packet-- a small razor-like blade, a mirror, a baby spoon and a straw. She spilled powder on the mirror with the spoon and arranged it in little lines with the blade.
"Want some?" she asked. Lukin smiled sadly.
"Just makes me sneeze," he said. Sometimes the RUF ran the stuff, but kept their noses away from it.
"Probably better," she giggled, "I don't think I have enough..." she teased and smiled before turning to her mirror and inhaling.

"Ahhh, fuck yahh, fuck yahh," she said, letting a slight gasp escape from her pretty, still hot-pink lipsticke'd mouth. A sudden idea struck Lukin.
"Whre do you get that stuff?" he asked, "I mean.. it can't be... legal here, is it?"
"Oh, fuck, no..." she said, and leaned back in bed to snuggle with Lukin's warm body, "I'll show you later.... right now..." She reached for him, and Lukin leaned back to let her take over, surrupticiously glancing at the clock. He had two hours before meeting with Jackson Blackpelt and Kelah so they could plan their next moves.

And little Tatiana Sokolov had given Lukin an idea.


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DOCKSIDE

"Everybody get back!" the policeman said, his hand hovering menacingly by the holster on his belt. He didn't want to, but he was becoming alarmed. There was only six officers in their area, all the city could spare. Most people were congregating on the side of the bay with the marina, few had been expected at the commercial docks.

But the tiny guard shack, with its one uniformed, middle-aged, fat civilian security guard had made no effort toinvolve himself in turning back the crowds of people that mobbed the docks. There were too many people, and the docks were in ruins anyway from the force of the blast.

And now people were pouring through like ants, swarming the dockside for a chance to find the gold that had sailed into the air from the explosion of the Libertian vessel-- a vessel that authorities were certain, now, had been involved in some sort of smuggling, but they weren't sure what-- beyond robbery.

The gold had been pilfered from the Neverhood national treasury, the bars not even been melted down or altered, just taken. It had happened in the initial hours of rioting and demonstrations, when order had broken down particularly in the East Neverhood provinces. They still bore the Treasury seal, and the surviving boat crew had melted away, untraceable. Where the ship was supposed to go, as well, was not certain-- the Neverhood civil government and police forces were not capable of dealing with an in-depth investigation.

"Get back!" the policeman yelled again, but the mob surged ahaead anyway-- some gleeful at the idea of a treasure hunt in the harbor waters, others furious.

"It's ours!" one man yelled, "It's the people's money!"
"I have a family to feed!" a woman wailed, "This will feed my children for a year! Just one bar!"

The cop wondered about that-- even the black market was having a convulsion of inflation now-- especially since the day gold literally fell from the sky.

"This has to be rounded up and put back in the treasury!" the policeman yelled, "We need it to provide value for our civic services..."
"Fuck you!" a college student yelled, "The MESS will support us with the ROB!"
"Ha, ha!" an older man next to the student mocked, "The ROB? 'Randomly Overvalued Banknote' will float us? Dream on! Get the gold while you can, sonny, 'cause the MESS will cut and run when it gets nasty here!"

"It's already nesty here!" the wailing woman said. The man gave her a sad, meaningful look.
"Oh, no," he said, "It can get worse."

The crowd mobbed the police line, and one of the cops-- a young rookie, near panic, drew his gun and fired into the air-- bad mistake. The mob panicked, and people began screaming, and some of the angry agitators in the mob reacted.

"They're going to kill us!" one man yelled, "Get the bastards!" He and three of his football-hooligan-looking buddies tackled the young cop and all of them toppled over into the water. The crowd began to run, stampeding, as the remaining cops tried to help thier buddy and forgot about crowd-control. Numerous people took the chjance ot jump into the filthy, oil, fuel, and garbage-strewn water to try to find gold.

The scene was punctuated by a far of blast and a spout of white water arcing into the air. The crowd screamed again, but people further away-- far enough away to feel secure being more curious than scared, turned to look at the oddly muffled explosion, and began to point.
"Look!" they yelled, and the crowd began to slow, and look, and stop.

At the mouth of the harbor a ship sat at an odd angle-- a container ship, a big one, that had been held up by customs inspectors, the crew fined and put in holding. The vessel tilted, and began to sink. Air pressure from decks being filled with water blew out hatches in brilliant displays.

"What the hell?" the student mumbled. Next to him, the older man shook his head.
"It just got worse."

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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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General Sanguinius looked up as the Minister of Foreign Affairs walked into his office.

"Minister, I need you to get a message out to Adrianapolis, The Kingdom of Republicsburgstainsville St George, Saddamstain, and Terra Libertia. Convey our sympathies for the casualties they have suffered from the Tsunami, and also let them know that we will aid them in any way we possibly can to ease the suffering of their people."

"Even Saddamistan, you Grace?"

"Yes, even Saddamistan. People are people, and I don't care if we don't get along very well with their leaders. Extend what ever aid we can give them. And make sure you send the message to all 3 of the leaders in Terra Libertia"

"Right away your Grace."

"Minister, also send a note to the rest of the MESS member and let them know that we are doing this. I don't want to step on anyone’s toes."

"I will send them both out at the same time your Grace."
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New Ships for Navy Announced

The Ministry of defense announced today that contracts for 3 ships of the SL-7 Fast Sealift design have been awarded to the Sanguinius Shipyards. The ships are known as RO-RO ships. That means they are built to transport military equipment and can roll the equipment on and off instead of having to load the ship with a crane. The ships are said to be about 950 feet long and displace about 30000 tons.

"This will let the Duchy easily move our troops and their equipment around the world for any mission. Moving our troops to other countries for civil relief, like for the Tsunami, would have been a lot easier if we would have had these ships already built. As a result we are going to have the ships put on the priority build list and they should be completed in about 9 months."

EDIT: Put the wrong type of ship in :oops:
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due to severe damage in Libertopia, and in the Adrianopolis Islands The Bear Bear Republic has opted to forgo landing.

It's a mess down there, and while we are shipping our Helos in via thouch and Go through the FUN, our Humanitarian Airships just went out and started dropping the food and medical supplies in crash proof containers with little mylar parachutes.

The crew man then looked around: And If I find out which of you jokers started calling them Picknic Baskets....
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[OOC:Everyone! BUY MY GUNS! BUY MY GUNS! BUY MY GUNS!!!]


The Mushroom Military Messenger
(A Non-Alliterative Special) THE RUNAWAY DEFENSE BUDGET

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The logo of the Shroomanian Air Force.

The Shroomanian government has announced a drastic increase in the Mushroom Military's budget - bringing it to a total of at least 75 billion dollars, or around 10% of Shroomania's annual GDP.

Among the primary recipients of this so-called 'runaway' defense budget is the Shroomanian Air Force. The SAF's F-15E and F-16F aircrafts are currently undergoing Enhanced Tactical Fighter upgrades to bring them to ACTIVE and XL specifications. With each ACTIVE and XL costing at around $100 million (estimated), modifying the SAF's 100 F-15s and F-16s will cost at a total of around $10 billion.

This is a major boon for the Schrom Corporation, which is also currently delivering shipments of F-15 ACTIVEs and F-16XLs to Byzantine and the Shinra Republic and, as it has been recently revealed, the Kingdom of Republicsbergstatesville and the Glorious People's Republican Democracy of Blastification as well.

Shinra, Republicsbergstatesville and Blastification will each be receiving an initial shipment of 10 F-15s and 10 F-16s, and will be licensed to produce or modify their own variants.

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An F-15 ACTIVE in a hangar.

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An F-16XL flies over the wastelands of Blastification.

The MacMillan Multicorporation, not willing to be outclassed, has also sold 20 of its super-efficient F-18 fighters to the Grand Duchy of Vanaheim.

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F-18 Fungals patrolling the Vanaheim countryside.

Each F-18 Fungal costs at around $50 million and is available. The F-18 Fungal is a cost-effective design that is incredibly versatile and multi-purpose, with advanced and cost-effective construction techniques minimizing unnecessary components and unneeded moving parts in order to boost shelf-life. The other customer of the F-18 Fungal has been the nation of New Gottland.


In other surface-to-air related news, the Mushroom Military has also begun purchasing various Short-Range Air Defense (SHORAD) Systems from the PeZookian National Military Guidance Systems Research Facility and National Armored Vehicle Production Facility.

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The PeZookian Loara SHORAD.

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They will compliment the 200 the MacMillan ADATS already in service.

The Air Defense Anti-Tank System (ADATS) is a dual-purpose short range surface-to-air and anti-tank missile system based on the M113A2 vehicle. The ADATS missile is a laser-guided supersonic missile with a range of 10 km with an electro-optical sensor with TV and FLIR. The carrying vehicle has also a 25 km+ 2D radar. Both SHORAD systems are very similar, except for the fact that they use different munitions, and sport compatible battle-net systems.

The MacMillan Multicorporation is offering surplus ADAT SHORADs to any interested buyers in the FUN and the MESS. The ADATs are in excellent conditions, and are from the recently-downsized Mushroom Military's arsenal. $5 million dollar per unit.

The Mushroom Military has purchased 100 Loara units, giving the Mushroom Military a total of 300 SHORAD systems in place.

[OOC: I am putting 200 ADAT SHORADs into my Q given initial military might. I estimate I have MOAR of the ADATs, but with the recent downsizing...]

The MacMillan Corporation has also unveiled several SAM systems based on the designs from Shroomania's collaboration with the Blackbeard Program.

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The Ground-Launched Advanced Medium-Range Air-to-Air Missile, or GLAMRAAM for short.

Another short-ranged anti-air system, the GLAMRAAM combines the capabilities of HAWK and AMRAAM missiles within a distributed architecture. The missiles are mounted on universal launchers, and a fire distribution centre controls target detection, identification, threat ordering, engagement, and kill assessment, as well as short-range air defence cueing.

The system can include the Sentinel radar and the HAWK AN/MPQ-61 high power illuminator for target tracking and illumination, although it is possible to hook up any number of radars and missile systems to the fire distribution centre.

Using the latest fire control system, this surface-to-air missile system can lock on multiple targets simultaneously. It is also equipped with newest propulsion system that extends fire range, longer than conventional SAM air defense system.

Each GLAMRAAM battery costs at $4 million, with each individual missile costing at about $500,000. The GLAMRAAM will be available for export early next year.

MacMillan has is now also selling Stinger missiles abroad, throughout the FUN nations.

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Arms-manufacturer Michelangelo MacMillan shoulders a Stinger launcher.

Light to carry and relatively easy to operate, the FIM-92 Stinger is a passive infrared homing surface-to-air missile, shoulder-fired by a single operator, although officially it requires two. The FIM-92B can attack aircraft at a range of up to 15,700 feet (4,800 m) and at altitudes between 600 and 12,500 feet (180 and 3,800 m). The missile can also be fired from the M-1097 Avenger vehicle and the M6 Linebacker an air defense variant of the M2 Bradley IFV. The missile is also capable of being deployed from HMMWV Stinger rack, and can be used by airborne paratroopers. A helicopter launched version exists called the ATAS or Air-to-Air Stinger.

The per unit cost of each Stinger missile is US$38,000.

In more earthly matters, the Mushroom Military has also announced that several hundred surplus Challenger 2 Main Battle Tanks are available and for sale.

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The Challenger 2, one of the New World's premier main battle tanks.

Each tank is to be sold at $5 million, practically a 50% discount considering the original cost of each vehicle.

The Mushroom Military is expecting to make a sizable profit from the sales of its surplus vehicles.

In nautical news, the Shroomanian Coast Guard has also begun purchasing the new ISCA line of patrol cutters and hydrofoils.

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The Pr.2103 Hydrofoil, sailing swiftly through the seas.

And is looking forward to make another second order of Red Technocratic hovercrafts and ekranoplans.

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Half-naked seamen prepare to set up a volleyball game atop the Central Sea Monster's hull.

Shroomania has recently received hovercrafts and erkanoplans from the Red Technocracy and has contributed the vessels and their contingents of sailors and Mushroom Marines to the FUN's new rapid reaction force. The Fungal Advanced Reaction Taskforce (FART).

In addition, Shroomania has contributed $10 billion to the FUN Defense Fund and has -



*click*


He turned off the television. Mang, was he tired. He felt like he needed to take a long nap.

Rest.

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Sleeeeep.




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Act of Compassion: Zorian Aid to the Damaged World

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RZAF-C-130 Making a supply Dropoff in Adrianopolis, by far the most devistated of the Nations effected by the Tsunami

Across the nation, in light of the massive damaged inflicted by the Tsunami, Zoria was among the first to respond. The RZAF's Transport fleet was loaded with Relief supplies, both supplied by government, donations from buissness and charity drives and Royal Zorian Disaster Releif Forces (RZDRF) were delivered as quickly as possible to Terra Libertia and Adrianopolis, the most devistated nations hit by the Tsunami, while the merchant marine was dispatched to deliver additional supplies to other regions effected as quickly as possible. Despite some small protests by a few right wing groups, the Zorian Government has also sent supplies of food and medicine to the effected areas in Saddamistan. "The people of Saddamistan are people as well." The King told press in a conference earlier today.
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