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Post by Captain_Ryker » 2006-10-18 09:26pm

A Supermassive Bomb is a Gigaton Bomb.



Super Hydrogen Atoms, super gamma atoms, protons, and neutrons are shot at a small ball that is made up of super energy (brighter and more powerful than a quasar) releasing supermassive amounts of energy. All of the atoms split when they hit the ball of super energy,
this is what releases the supermassive amounts of energy.
As the energy is traveling outward it is combined with Super Gamma radiation and Super Hydrogen,
the combined energy turns into heavier elements, causeing more energy to be released. As more energy is traveling outward it goes through a strengthener, which causes the explosion to be even
more powerful.


This creates a bang worth one billion tons of TNT.
BANG!

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Post by Dalton » 2006-10-18 09:53pm

...translation please?
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Post by Captain_Ryker » 2006-10-18 10:01pm

Dalton wrote:...translation please?

I put it in simplistic form, you know how they shoot atoms at each other and split them right, or do I have to be really specific?
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Post by The Spartan » 2006-10-18 10:04pm

What the fuck are "super hydrogen atoms?" Or "super gamma atoms?" What the fuck is a gamma atom? Do you mean gamma ray? And what the fuck is super energy? How do you make this "more powerful than a quasar" nonsense?
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Post by Surlethe » 2006-10-18 10:08pm

Captain_Ryker wrote:A Supermassive Bomb is a Gigaton Bomb.
Not necessarily.
Super Hydrogen Atoms,
... what are these?
super gamma atoms,
Gamma rays are electromagnetic energy, not matter.
protons, and neutrons are shot at a small ball that is made up of super energy
You can't make energy into a ball.
(brighter and more powerful than a quasar)
Do you even know what a quasar is?
releasing supermassive amounts of energy.
Why?
All of the atoms split when they hit the ball of super energy,
Why?
this is what releases the supermassive amounts of energy.
Hydrogen splitting is actually endothermic.
As the energy is traveling outward it is combined with Super Gamma radiation and Super Hydrogen,
Why?
the combined energy turns into heavier elements, causeing more energy to be released.
Turning the energy into mass would not release energy, retard.
As more energy is traveling outward it goes through a strengthener, which causes the explosion to be even
more powerful.
What the Christ is a "strengthener"?
This creates a bang worth one billion tons of TNT.
BANG!

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Why the fuck would it create one billion tons of TNT?
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Post by Captain_Ryker » 2006-10-18 10:08pm

Dalton wrote:...translation please?

Alright you shoot atoms that when split release energy, call it an explosion, now when they explode hitting a small ball of super energy (which is a condinced ball that holds lots of energy, and is artificialy made by you) causes it to explode, then the energy caused by the explosion is hit with super gamma and super hydrogen they combine. Note that this all happens inside the bomb, once they combine, which is what fusion is, they then release more energy than it originally had.
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Post by The Spartan » 2006-10-18 10:10pm

I'll ask again:
The Spartan wrote:What the fuck are "super hydrogen atoms?" Or "super gamma atoms?" What the fuck is a gamma atom? Do you mean gamma ray? And what the fuck is "super energy?" How do you make this "more powerful than a quasar" nonsense?
Edit: Are these "super" atoms impervious to anything but kryptonite? What? I'm just asking...
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Post by Kuroneko » 2006-10-18 10:11pm

"No" hardly seems adequate. This isn't even wrong.

Since the setup already assumes a source more powerful than a quasar, one only has to wait about a billionth of a trillionth of a second for it to generate a gigaton-level energy output. This makes the rest of this nonsense irrelevant.
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Re: Is this possible?

Post by Captain_Ryker » 2006-10-18 10:19pm

Surlethe wrote:
Captain_Ryker wrote:A Supermassive Bomb is a Gigaton Bomb.
Not necessarily.
Super Hydrogen Atoms,
... what are these?
super gamma atoms,
Gamma rays are electromagnetic energy, not matter.
protons, and neutrons are shot at a small ball that is made up of super energy
You can't make energy into a ball.
(brighter and more powerful than a quasar)
Do you even know what a quasar is?
releasing supermassive amounts of energy.
Why?
All of the atoms split when they hit the ball of super energy,
Why?
this is what releases the supermassive amounts of energy.
Hydrogen splitting is actually endothermic.
As the energy is traveling outward it is combined with Super Gamma radiation and Super Hydrogen,
Why?
the combined energy turns into heavier elements, causeing more energy to be released.
Energy isn't matter, retard.
As more energy is traveling outward it goes through a strengthener, which causes the explosion to be even
more powerful.
What the Christ is a "strengthener"?
This creates a bang worth one billion tons of TNT.
BANG!

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I guess I dont know what I am talking about.
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Re: Is this possible?

Post by Darth Wong » 2006-10-18 10:22pm

Captain_Ryker wrote:I guess I dont know what I am talking about.
It looks like you don't know how to use the quote function either. In any case, if you want to know more about science, you should try textbooks, not web forums.
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Re: Is this possible?

Post by RedImperator » 2006-10-18 10:23pm

Re: Is this possible?

Short answer: No.

Slightly longer answer: Are you on drugs? Seriously.

Long answer:
Captain_Ryker wrote:A Supermassive Bomb is a Gigaton Bomb.



Super Hydrogen Atoms,
What the fuck is a super hydrogen atom? Hydrogen comes in three forms: regular hydrogen with one proton and no neutrons, deuterium with one proton and one neutron, and tritium with one proton and two neutrons.
super gamma atoms,
There's no such thing as a gamma atom. There's a gamma ray, which is a high energy photon and a form of ionizing radiation.
protons, and neutrons
Well, at least these exist. It's a start.
are shot at a small ball that is made up of super energy (brighter and more powerful than a quasar)
This is nonsensical on so many levels. This isn't Star Trek. Energy doesn't form "balls" that sit in one place. It moves at the speed of light. Second, if this object is brighter than a quasar, it's already emitting fat more than a gigaton of energy--more than enough, in fact, to disrupt the entire Milky Way galaxy. And third, if by some magic this quasar-in-a-can is being contained by some force, how are a few lousy hydrogen atoms going to disrupt it enough to release it? Whatever's containing it is resisting more energy than the entire galaxy puts out.
releasing supermassive amounts of energy. All of the atoms split when they hit the ball of super energy,
If you're unleashing the energy equivilant of a quasar, the energy from fission will be infitesimal. In fact, since you've decided to fission hydrogen, either by stripping neutrons or breaking the lone proton down into its component quarks (neither of which is technically fission, but let's ride this train wreck all the way home), you're actually losing energy, since fission of anything lighter than iron is always a net energy loss.
this is what releases the supermassive amounts of energy.
No, it doesn't. What releases supermassive amounts of energy is the brighter-than-a-quasar object you've released from its magical containment. I have to echo Surlethe here: do you even have the slightest idea what a quasar is?
As the energy is traveling outward it is combined with Super Gamma radiation and Super Hydrogen,
Whatever gamma rays you've pumped into the process are a rounding error compared to the energy released by this wankalot object. As for the hydrogen, see above.
the combined energy turns into heavier elements, causeing more energy to be released.
So....the energy consenses into matter (somehow)...and then turns back into energy (somehow)...and you expect a net energy gain from this process?

To use an analogy, This is like freezing an ounce of water into an ice cube, and then expecting it to fill your swimming pool when it melts.
As more energy is traveling outward it goes through a strengthener, which causes the explosion to be even
more powerful.
Sure, why not? We've already thrown thermodynamics and common sense out the window. Why not a magical strengthener which increases the energy of a reaction just because?
This creates a bang worth one billion tons of TNT.
BANG!

:twisted:
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Re: Is this possible?

Post by Captain_Ryker » 2006-10-18 10:28pm

RedImperator wrote:Re: Is this possible?

Short answer: No.

Slightly longer answer: Are you on drugs? Seriously.

Long answer:
Captain_Ryker wrote:A Supermassive Bomb is a Gigaton Bomb.



Super Hydrogen Atoms,
What the fuck is a super hydrogen atom? Hydrogen comes in three forms: regular hydrogen with one proton and no neutrons, deuterium with one proton and one neutron, and tritium with one proton and two neutrons.
super gamma atoms,
There's no such thing as a gamma atom. There's a gamma ray, which is a high energy photon and a form of ionizing radiation.
protons, and neutrons
Well, at least these exist. It's a start.
are shot at a small ball that is made up of super energy (brighter and more powerful than a quasar)
This is nonsensical on so many levels. This isn't Star Trek. Energy doesn't form "balls" that sit in one place. It moves at the speed of light. Second, if this object is brighter than a quasar, it's already emitting fat more than a gigaton of energy--more than enough, in fact, to disrupt the entire Milky Way galaxy. And third, if by some magic this quasar-in-a-can is being contained by some force, how are a few lousy hydrogen atoms going to disrupt it enough to release it? Whatever's containing it is resisting more energy than the entire galaxy puts out.
releasing supermassive amounts of energy. All of the atoms split when they hit the ball of super energy,
If you're unleashing the energy equivilant of a quasar, the energy from fission will be infitesimal. In fact, since you've decided to fission hydrogen, either by stripping neutrons or breaking the lone proton down into its component quarks (neither of which is technically fission, but let's ride this train wreck all the way home), you're actually losing energy, since fission of anything lighter than iron is always a net energy loss.
this is what releases the supermassive amounts of energy.
No, it doesn't. What releases supermassive amounts of energy is the brighter-than-a-quasar object you've released from its magical containment. I have to echo Surlethe here: do you even have the slightest idea what a quasar is?
As the energy is traveling outward it is combined with Super Gamma radiation and Super Hydrogen,
Whatever gamma rays you've pumped into the process are a rounding error compared to the energy released by this wankalot object. As for the hydrogen, see above.
the combined energy turns into heavier elements, causeing more energy to be released.
So....the energy consenses into matter (somehow)...and then turns back into energy (somehow)...and you expect a net energy gain from this process?

To use an analogy, This is like freezing an ounce of water into an ice cube, and then expecting it to fill your swimming pool when it melts.
As more energy is traveling outward it goes through a strengthener, which causes the explosion to be even
more powerful.
Sure, why not? We've already thrown thermodynamics and common sense out the window. Why not a magical strengthener which increases the energy of a reaction just because?
This creates a bang worth one billion tons of TNT.
BANG!

:twisted:
Try not to use the twisted smiley in the future. It makes you look like a retard.

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What happens when a graviton and a photon hit each other?
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Post by Captain_Ryker » 2006-10-18 10:30pm

Kuroneko wrote:"No" hardly seems adequate. This isn't even wrong.

Since the setup already assumes a source more powerful than a quasar, one only has to wait about a billionth of a trillionth of a second for it to generate a gigaton-level energy output. This makes the rest of this nonsense irrelevant.
I know what a qausar is, I read all about it here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar

So say you hit the ball of energy with a graviton and a photon. And it caused it all to explode? wouldnt that create a big explosion?
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Post by Fleet Admiral JD » 2006-10-18 10:31pm

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Post by The Spartan » 2006-10-18 10:32pm

Captain_Ryker wrote:
Kuroneko wrote:"No" hardly seems adequate. This isn't even wrong.

Since the setup already assumes a source more powerful than a quasar, one only has to wait about a billionth of a trillionth of a second for it to generate a gigaton-level energy output. This makes the rest of this nonsense irrelevant.
I know what a qausar is, I read all about it here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar
But you clearly don't understand the material. At all. Or any of the related material. At all. Knowing is not understanding.
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Post by Stark » 2006-10-18 10:35pm

Can someone answer his question about gravitons and photons? I don't have the heart. :)

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Post by Captain_Ryker » 2006-10-18 10:35pm

The Spartan wrote:
Captain_Ryker wrote:
Kuroneko wrote:"No" hardly seems adequate. This isn't even wrong.

Since the setup already assumes a source more powerful than a quasar, one only has to wait about a billionth of a trillionth of a second for it to generate a gigaton-level energy output. This makes the rest of this nonsense irrelevant.
I know what a qausar is, I read all about it here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar
But you clearly don't understand the material. At all. Or any of the related material. At all. Knowing is not understanding.

A quasar is the most powerful object in the universe. It is bright with energy.
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Post by Pick » 2006-10-18 10:36pm

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Post by The Spartan » 2006-10-18 10:38pm

Captain_Ryker wrote:
The Spartan wrote:But you clearly don't understand the material. At all. Or any of the related material. At all. Knowing is not understanding.

A quasar is the most powerful object in the universe. It is bright with energy.
If I bold it will you understand? What you're doing is qualitative (and I'm being generous) not quantitative. You clearly do not understand anything beyond "Quasar Strong!"
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n » 2006-10-18 10:46pm

What the hell!??

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Okay, troll, I'd like the exact scientific definitions of the following highly technical terms 'Super Hydrogen Atom', 'super gamma atoms', 'super energy', 'Super Gamma radiation', 'strengthener', and 'BANG!'

Per Debating Rule 6, you are hereby required to 'put up or shut up'.

Good day sir, you lose. :roll:
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Post by RedImperator » 2006-10-18 10:46pm

Captain_Ryker wrote:What happens when a graviton and a photon hit each other?
Sorry, I've already answered one ridiculous question. Go to the library and find out on your own why this is totally impossible.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:What the hell!??

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This isn't Testing. Keep the giant stupid pictures out of this forum.
Okay, troll, I'd like the exact scientific definitions of the following highly technical terms 'Super Hydrogen Atom', 'super gamma atoms', 'super energy', 'Super Gamma radiation', 'strengthener', and 'BANG!'

Per Debating Rule 6, you are hereby required to 'put up or shut up'.
DR6: If you are asked for evidence to support a claim you've made, you should either produce this evidence or concede the point until such time as you can produce this evidence. People who consistently ignore requests for evidence to support their claims (particularly contentious claims) are not looked upon kindly here.

He's not making a claim. He's asking a question. An incredibly stupid one, but it is a question. DR6 doesn't apply. While we're on the subject of the rules, perhaps you should review AR1 before you run around invoking the rules at other people. And I'm going to consider giant vomiting rolleyes smiley a PR13 violation, too.
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Post by fgalkin » 2006-10-18 10:53pm

:banghead: :lol:

That pretty much sums up my reaction to this thread. I wanted to say something incredibly smart or witty, but there are plenty of people that can do it far better than I can. So, I'll leave them to it.

But before I leave this thread, I wanted to say that all the SuperEnergy talk reminded me of this guy. I actually wanted to scan some of his pamphlets which I know are lying somewhere around the house (which I can do, since I have a scanner now), but I couldn't find any. So, you'll have to read the text versions alone.

EDIT: Here is the original thread.. And a hilarious thread it is.

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Post by Howedar » 2006-10-18 11:39pm

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