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Because I didn't want the pcis to Die in testing...

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CaptainChewbacca wrote:^That image confuses the hell out of me, Zod.

As far as I can figure its bar. Vodka, guy meets girl, more vodka. Girl goes with guy, more vodka, they get wasted and the think end up undressed....

?use Vodka to get lucky???
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:^That image confuses the hell out of me, Zod.
When you think about what other words you can call a rooster, it starts making sense.
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Because I didn't want the pcis to Die in testing...
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General Zod wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:^That image confuses the hell out of me, Zod.
When you think about what other words you can call a rooster, it starts making sense.
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A text guide to ZODS image:

Bar-Bartender-Man-BOOZE!-More Booze!
Girl!-More Booze!-Man meets Girl!-MORE Booze!
Get Taxi!-Go Home!-Girl gets Man-More Booze!
More Booze-Man-Takes off cloths-Takes off all cloths-COCK!
Girl-Takes off CLoths-Takes off all cloths-COCK!-WTF!?!?
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Bounty wrote:
Because I didn't want the pcis to Die in testing...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/ue ... ngyou1.jpg
Much better than Fluke's. For one it's actually clever. ;)
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Ah come on, you don't think the YTFND is somewhat clever?

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Crossroads Inc. wrote:Ah come on, you don't think the YTFND is somewhat clever?
They could at least spell privileges and wrath properly. :P
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Crossroads Inc. wrote:Ah come on, you don't think the YTFND is somewhat clever?
No, not really, because it's too much of a random grab.

To be honest, sometimes it seems like you try to make jokes without fully understanding what's genuinely funny.

EDIT: And yeah, you could also tone down the spazzness so that you can actually type correctly. :P Seriously, your spelling and grammar is all over the place.
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Meh, So I try to hard... Annnnd My spellign sucks, yeah, Gotta work on that. Anyways, to make up for poore attemps at jokes, here is a video of siggning cartoon poo, talkng tolites, and hw to potty traine the Japanese Way

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HuKy 0n fonix wurkt for me!
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Hey now, "wrathe" is a hilarious pseudo-archaic word.
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I believe this is how it goes.
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CaptainChewbacca wrote:^That image confuses the hell out of me, Zod.
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Goddamnit Crossroads, stop reposting stuff that has already shown up so many times.

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Exonerate wrote:Goddamnit Crossroads, stop reposting stuff that has already shown up so many times.
Especially since most of it is reposting yourself :wtf:. You must know you've already done this?
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Ohh... soccer player headbutts are funny. I really am laughing audibly.
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...is that Wolverine one authenic?
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Elheru Aran wrote:...is that Wolverine one authenic?

Yeah, that was from a Ultimate Spider-Man issue where Jean Gray told Logan that if he didn't stop hitting on her she'd make the thing he hates most a reality. Turned out being a teeanager was it, and Spidey and Logan switched bodies. Spidey obviously didn't adapt to the new body well.
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Who MAKES those Medieval cartoons?
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