"Brian, if I parked a supertanker in Central Park, painted it neon orange, and set it on fire, it would be less obvious than your stupidity." --RedImperator
May as well get around to posting one. Keep in mind that this particular pic is a few years old (new glasses now, as opposed to what's in the pic), and I'm not especially photogenic. Plus it's a passport photo, so it's rather bland. Also, due to me being a cheap bastard and not owning a digi cam, this is pretty much the only thing I've got scanned in right now.
So, yahr. Here it is.
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
Ignore the paleness. And the Taz pillow. And the weird post-nap hair. And the bra.
Darth Wong wrote:The American "family values" agenda is simple: alter the world so that you can completely ignore your child and still be confident that he is receiving the same kind of Christian upbringing that you would give him if you weren't busy.
Taken with our new Panasonic Limux DMC-LZ2 digi cam. Everything I need in this sucker for only two hundred bucks and not bad with the picture quality.
"Hmm, Leeiaaa..."
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
Remember, I am a trained professional, I have years of experience that keeps me safe.
Don't try this at home.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Some sexy shots
A throwback, first time i broke 5 minute mile freshman year of hs
Goofyness
camera was high that night
Brotherhood of the Monkey @( !.! )@ To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Well I this is me and some friends building a house, I am just helping out wherever I can.
I have done a shitload, from laying the fondation to setting the tiles on the roof and all in betveen.
But now for somthing I have never done before, Electrical installations!
I am the one in green shirt and blue cap.
Just carrying stuff.
Short Break
Tired? Who Me?
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
Me still being pale. Only this time with the infamous Steve.
Darth Wong wrote:The American "family values" agenda is simple: alter the world so that you can completely ignore your child and still be confident that he is receiving the same kind of Christian upbringing that you would give him if you weren't busy.
Me doing a parody of this for a Photoshop contest over on Penny Arcade.
Mayabird is my girlfriend
Justice League:BotM:MM:SDnet City Watch:Cybertron's Finest "Well then, science is bullshit. "
-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Yesterday was another day for SG-14 to save the day and lives of fellow SG members. The following people attended: Fgalkin, Dalton, Hotfoot, Marcao, InnocentBystander and me. NY/NJ Geek Meet
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
Me as Lucius Malfoy this New Year, wig is tied back as it was pissing me off so the look is slightly spoiled. Well chuffed with the staff though, shame it doesn't show up as well on this one.
"...a fountain of mirth, issuing forth from the penis of a cupid..." ~ Dalton / Winner of the 'Frank Hipper Most Horrific Drag EVAR' award - 2004 / The artist formerly known as The_Lumberjack.
Evil Brit Conspiracy: Token Moose Obsessed Kebab Munching Semi Geordie
Zombie- me, and me at home. (This is before my last 3 weeks of intensive dieting).
From Today: At the beach:
Photography Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
I'm not entirely sure what possesses me to do this, but here's a rather unflattering picture of me in a suit:
Why I was looking up at the ceiling, I don't know *groan*
Pain, or damage, don't end the world, or despair, or fuckin' beatin's. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, ya got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man ... and give some back.
-Al Swearengen
Cry woe, destruction, ruin and decay: The worst is death, and death will have his day.
-Ole' Shakey's "Richard II," Act III, scene ii.