Regarding the Cleavage Thread and AYVB.

[Mouseychan]

I personnaly am not so angry at anyone for enjoying the thread, even a bit to far. Im more angry at the demand that I stop being a tease and to not post any pictures anymore. I posted them because a: It made me feel good about myself, which is something I Rarely feel. Ask Setesh if you want proof. and B: because I enjoy bringing a little happiness to others.

[Kuja]

Hell, anyone here could go down to any college bar and see all the cleavage they want and then actually talked to the girl whose breasts formed that cleavage. There should have been no begging for more and no acting like you've never been out of your parent's basement since you were twelve.

Jesus christ, how about some fucking class and maturity?

I would hazard a guess that a great many of those who would beg are probably not old enough to enter a bar.

Or brave enough.

[Stravo]

Hell, anyone here could go down to any college bar and see all the cleavage they want and then actually talked to the girl whose breasts formed that cleavage. There should have been no begging for more and no acting like you've never been out of your parent's basement since you were twelve.

Jesus christ, how about some fucking class and maturity?

I would hazard a guess that a great many of those who would beg are probably not old enough to enter a bar.

Spanky is old enough.

[Uraniun235]

Granted, he is, although IIRC Cpl Kendall referenced PMs in the plural and there may have been others, and there are a significant number of members here who are not of legal drinking age.

This however is no excuse for unacceptable conduct towards other members.

[Stofsk]

To be honest, I'm not surprised at what happened. If it wasn't Spanky then someone else would have done something similar/something worse.

And over cleavage too. I love boobs as much as the next guy, but really... is it worth it to make an arse out of yourself and make her feel uncomfortable?

Hmm... I wonder who else is on Sirnitram's shit list?

[Batman]

I personnaly am not so angry at anyone for enjoying the thread, even a bit to far. Im more angry at the demand that I stop being a tease and to not post any pictures anymore. I posted them because a: It made me feel good about myself, which is something I Rarely feel. Ask Setesh if you want proof. and B: because I enjoy bringing a little happiness to others.

I quite understand, and I agree. As I said before, you ladies are punished for crimes others committed, but I also understand the PTB's desire to prevent those crimes from happening again.
And it's 'personally'. Yes I now I'm a nitpicky prick.

[SirNitram]

Hmm... I wonder who else is on Sirnitram's shit list?

I'm contemplating just going apecrap on the AYVB in general; Not those who took it out of a joking sense, but those that act the part.

Beyond that, no one here has riled me enough to make me truly angry. Trust me, I'm not quiet about my dislikes.

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

It's sad when you find a thread like that one, and you immediately make a bet with yourself about how long it will take for the AYVs to show up and act like they've never seen a pair of breasts in their lives.

It's even sadder when you lose the bet with yourself. Honestly I thought it would be locked due to the approximately 50 to 1 horny young boy spam to contributions/mature, good-natured compliments ratio that I saw in the thread.

As evidence of my irritating optimism regarding other human beings, the thought that the thread would be locked because someone decided to think with his penis and ask for "special" poses via PM . . . to a married woman, didn't even occur to me. This same AYV has made comments in the other showing-off threads that, I think, are really close to the edge.

Frankly, the subject of harrassment, especially of female members appears not once or twice in the Announcements, but Four fucking times.

Seriously.

[Vertigo1]

I personnaly am not so angry at anyone for enjoying the thread, even a bit to far. Im more angry at the demand that I stop being a tease and to not post any pictures anymore. I posted them because a: It made me feel good about myself, which is something I Rarely feel. Ask Setesh if you want proof. and B: because I enjoy bringing a little happiness to others.

Well, my hat is off to you for being willing to post in that thread. Its the least I can do given what happened.

[Colonel Olrik]

I personnaly am not so angry at anyone for enjoying the thread, even a bit to far. Im more angry at the demand that I stop being a tease and to not post any pictures anymore. I posted them because a: It made me feel good about myself, which is something I Rarely feel. Ask Setesh if you want proof. and B: because I enjoy bringing a little happiness to others.

I quite understand, and I agree. As I said before, you ladies are punished for crimes others committed, but I also understand the PTB's desire to prevent those crimes from happening again.

Are you quite finished drolling over Mouseychan and the board's women (and the ones you perceive as women) in general? My stomach is starting to feel revolted.

[Batman]

Are you quite finished drolling over Mouseychan and the board's women (and the ones you perceive as women) in general? My stomach is starting to feel revolted.

Is there something you wish to tell me? I do happen to think the ones that ought to suffer from this are the AYVB as opposed to Mouseychan, the Mrs et al.
I also happen to think that, given the history of this place, the staff had little choice but to lock that thread.
And I'll admit up front that I have no idea what drolling means.

[Stravo]

Some choice quotes from the thread in question that help place things in perspective


Nitram’s warning

I will add one thing:

Since this thread was caused by one of my comments, I consider it my responsibility. Therefore, I will be taking it personally if any rules are broken about it.

In short, all you little freakish bozos who have Y chromosomes? You will be gentlemen. If I hear a complaint, I will personally make it my mission to make you hate logging in to SDNet every day. And if you don't believe I can do it, you haven't been here long.

As long as everyone can be mature... We'll have no problems. But there's been enough bullshit in the past that I'm going to make the threat now.

Unheeded of course.

But was that it? You ask. Did no other mod express displeasure or concern?

Would all the AYVs please cease and desist from begging female members for cleavage shots?

Don't take the question mark to mean that I'm politely asking.

As if Durandal needed it to be reiterated:

I have to agree with Mrs K on this one. I like the attention, maybe Im a bit of attention whore but people in the RW dont genneraly give me the time of day.

Then people in the real world are nuts, that's all I can say.
And Durandal didn't give his warning lightly. There have been some ugly incidents in the past.
Incidentally, thanks again.

And someone voices a truly sad statement right before things go to hell

Wow, I can't believe a thread like this has lasted so long and with so little interference from the AYVs, it's a credit to the maturity of the forum as a whole.

And what a wonderful thread it is. Mouseychan: Nice cleavage, and whats that your wearing? Looks almost corset like. Avalon: Not only do you have a great cleavage, but you look very pouty and cute in that picture. LadyTevar: Excellent cleavage, SirNitrams a very lucky man. Mrs Kendall: That first picture is stunning, and they get better from there. You have beautiful breasts <shakes Cpl Kendalls hand>. Pick: Very nice boobies, and thats a cool top.

The reason I haven't mentioned Salixfire is because I am the boyfriend she mentions in her posts, and I have much better ways of showing her my appreciation for her weapons of mass distraction. I think I'll go and do that now infact...

The above post shows how a woman is complimented without being a worthless little creep. But then again, he has kissed a girl before and is currently in a relationship so who knows...


Mrs Kendall deals with Spanky's PM in the following way:

I think that as long as all the girls who will post in this thread understand that and agree with it then we'll be fine. So we should have an agreement that everyone who posts must agree to otherwise don't post any more boobie pics of yourself...


Ladies...If you wish to post a picture of your boobies, you should be comfortable with getting compliments from any guy (or girl) on SD Net and you should be able to deal with pm's like the one I got from Spanky in a friendly way. If you can't be friendly then don't post pics of yourself... Agreed??

Good... now commence posting pictures of our hot boobies

BUT Mr. Kendall has some other feelings on the matter

Wait a second there hon, the rules on the board are in place for a reason. Namely because in the past certain members pestered females for pics and it crossed the line into harrassment. So while Spanky may have been freindly in his PM, the next person might not be. And there have been ugly incidents in the past, the Super-Gagme/Fey incident comes to mind.

And before anyone says "why aren't you talking to Mrs. Kendall in person about this", I am but I'm also posting this for the benefit of everyone else. I don't mind my wife posting pics of her tits on the board but when she starts getting PM's requesting special poses etc, I start to get uncomfortable.

The bolded section reflects the Cpl's enlightened attitude throughout the thread concerning his wife's very beautiful set and how he has no problem with people oggling them respectfully, but one of our KING VIRGINS needs to put his foot in it and ruin things with his creepy little PM requesting custom shots.

Now, does he own porn? Feeling icky down there Spanky? Why not jack it off to something in a magazine, the Sears lingerie section perhaps or may I direct you to soft core cinema? Why the FUCK would you PM a married woman whose husband frequents this board for custom shots of her boobs? Is there something not connecting up in that head of yours?

You made a man that was just fine with his wife being beautiful feel uncomfortable. Nice head dick.

You made a woman who was very comfrotable with herself and your beautious mammaries end the thread with:

Yep, hope you enjoyed it as it looks like it's dead now. At least it is for me and the hubby.

I feel like a total shithead for posting my pics now, but in all honesty I didn't know we have had stalkerish behaviour and harrassment in the past. Sorry Spanky, if the hubby is not comfy with doing custom shots then you're outta luck. In fact now that I've thought about it and re-read your pm it still made me feel a little uncomfy even though you were friendly. Now I feel stupid for posting the agreement I thought up. What the hell was I thinking. I guess my head got too big from all the compliments Sorry to all the mods who may have been like what the hell.

I just wish I would have known about all the events in the past before I posted so many pics.

*runs off to hide in corner so nobody notices me being sad*

No, Mrs Kendall, you're not the shithead here, I assure you.

And BY FAR my favorite quote from the thread which I can only title:

IRONY THY NAME IS SPANKY

In response to "Who are the AYVB?"

Basically, the kind of people who'd go crazy shits bonkers in hormones and jealousy from those pictures you and Tevar posted, destroying the thread in the process.

Nice Head dick.

I truly hope my feelings on this matter are clear.

[Kuja]

Are you quite finished drolling over Mouseychan and the board's women (and the ones you perceive as women) in general? My stomach is starting to feel revolted.

Is there something you wish to tell me? I do happen to think the ones that ought to suffer from this are the AYVB as opposed to Mouseychan, the Mrs et al.
I also happen to think that, given the history of this place, the staff had little choice but to lock that thread.
And I'll admit up front that I have no idea what drolling means.

I beleive he meant to say 'drooling'.

[Batman]

I beleive he meant to say 'drooling'.

well, that would at least have made sense.

[fgalkin]

Are you quite finished drolling over Mouseychan and the board's women (and the ones you perceive as women) in general? My stomach is starting to feel revolted.

Is there something you wish to tell me? I do happen to think the ones that ought to suffer from this are the AYVB as opposed to Mouseychan, the Mrs et al.
I also happen to think that, given the history of this place, the staff had little choice but to lock that thread.
And I'll admit up front that I have no idea what drolling means.

So, you have no ptroblem seeing those AYVBs responsible for getting the thread locked getting their just punishment?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[Colonel Olrik]

Is there something you wish to tell me? I do happen to think the ones that ought to suffer from this are the AYVB as opposed to Mouseychan, the Mrs et al.
I also happen to think that, given the history of this place, the staff had little choice but to lock that thread.
And I'll admit up front that I have no idea what drolling means.

It means drooling if you're not a worthless nitpicker (oops you are). And it means that everytime a woman posts I can be sure there's a post of yours afterwards. And if the post contains a photo showing some flesh, I just know there'll be ten posts of yours, proclaiming her virtues, welcoming her to the club, yadda yadda yadda.

Hint: this isn't the best way of finally getting a girlfriend.

[Stofsk]

Is there something you wish to tell me? I do happen to think the ones that ought to suffer from this are the AYVB as opposed to Mouseychan, the Mrs et al.
I also happen to think that, given the history of this place, the staff had little choice but to lock that thread.
And I'll admit up front that I have no idea what drolling means.

It means drooling if you're not an worthless nitpicker (oops you are). And it means that everytime a woman posts I can be sure there's a post of yours afterwards. And if the post contains a photo showing some flesh, I just know there'll be ten posts of yours, proclaiming her virtues, welcoming her to the club, yadda yadda yadda.

Hint: this isn't the best way of finally getting a girlfriend.

You're more right than you could know...

Christ I'm fucking sick and tired of people acting and treating this board as though it's some freakin' social club for chess players. It's not. It's a goddamn discussion forum, and while socialising is well and good, the drama that goes along with it isn't.

[Batman]

So, you have no problem seeing those AYVBs responsible for getting the thread locked getting their just punishment?
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

So, you have no problem seeing those AYVBs responsible for getting the thread locked getting their just punishment?
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

Foolish are those who advocate executions when their name is on the executioner's "To Do" list.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Echoing GrandMasterTerwynn's sentiment here. You just shot yourself in the foot there, Batman. And don't think playing the "Who? Me?" card will work now.

[Batman]

It means drooling if you're not a worthless nitpicker (oops you are). And it means that everytime a woman posts I can be sure there's a post of yours afterwards. And if the post contains a photo showing some flesh, I just know there'll be ten posts of yours, proclaiming her virtues, welcoming her to the club, yadda yadda yadda.
Hint: this isn't the best way of finally getting a girlfriend.

You're exagerating. And by quite a large margin. But maybe not by quite as large a margin as I'd like.

[Batman]

Foolish are those who advocate executions when their name is on the executioner's "To Do" list.

Either I advocate something is to be done or I do not. Do you really think I didn't know fgalkin was referring to me being among them when he asked that? I don't think I did anything wrong, but apparently you people do. Punishment needs to be handed out, and if I'm among the ones who need to be punished so be it.

[Jason von Evil]

So, you have no problem seeing those AYVBs responsible for getting the thread locked getting their just punishment?
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Abso-fucking-lutely not.

Foolish are those who advocate executions when their name is on the executioner's "To Do" list.

*Awards GMT the Grand SDN Order of Badass Replies*

That was truly a great one.

[Colonel Olrik]

You're exagerating. And by quite a large margin. But maybe not by quite as large a margin as I'd like.

By all means, define the margin by which I'm exagerating, and explain why this opinion is shared by the other moderators. While you're at it you can explain all the complaints we've had about you from the females themselves.

Either you're a retard or you must be aware that someone with your posting history walks over a very thin line in this board. Seriously, try other means of interacting with females. Even paying for them is better than this.

[Mouseychan]

If I had known when I first signed up that I was going to catalyst this much arguments and issues I wouldnt have.. Sheeze.