Scariest, saddest, most pathetic...

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2005-02-15 07:18pm

..all of these and more apply to this guy. I think I found someone who has Darkstar beat in terms of pathetic fanboy-ish-ness.

http://xsorbit26.com/users5/languatron/index.php

I posted on a BSG board awhile back, and though the board was largley against the upcoming miniseries, there were still members in favor of it. But Languatron in turn, became convinved that they were all Universal Studios plants, and he was also convinced that the mini series would be shit-canned before it even aired, and made a bet with Dave, a pro-mini member, for 5o bucks that the mini would be cancelled by September fo 2003.

Naturally, it wasn't, and he tried to dodge it. Finally, he agreed to send the money, but only to Dave's address in California- because that's where Universal execs live, right? Dave did not live in California, so Lang wouldn't send it to the address he gave, and they finally banned him.

But please note- he posted a ranting thread every day similar to every post on his board, and no one ever did anything. That's why I like this board, because he would have been kicked to the curb very early on, calling Mike and Dalton Universal execs along the way.

Oh, and I must emphasize- Languatron is the only member of his board- and he has made over 300 posts.

tumbletom · Post by **tumbletom** » 2005-02-15 07:30pm

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:..all of these and more apply to this guy. I think I have Darkstar beat in terms of pathetic fanboy-ish-ness.

http://xsorbit26.com/users5/languatron/index.php

I posted on a BSG board awhile back, and though the board was largley against the upcoming miniseries, there were still members in favor of it. But Languatron in turn, became convinved that they were all Universal Studios plants, and he was also convinced that the mini series would be shit-canned before it even aired, and made a bet with Dave, a pro-mini member, for 5o bucks that the mini would be cancelled by September fo 2003.

Naturally, it wasn't, and he tried to dodge it. Finally, he agreed to send the money, but only to Dave's address in California- because that's where Universal execs live, right? Dave did not live in California, so Lang wouldn't send it to the address he gave, and they finally banned him.

But please note- he posted a ranting thread every day similar to every post on his board, and no one ever did anything. That's why I like this board, because he would have been kicked to the curb very early on, calling Mike and Dalton Universal execs along the way.

Oh, and I must emphasize- Languatron is the only member of his board- and he has made over 300 posts.

Lo-freaknL that is so funny.....TAKE THAT BSG HATERS---BSG ROCKS!!! FOREVER!! um yeah...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-02-15 07:42pm

My first reaction "Huh, seems like an alright amount of posts... I wonder how many mem-... oh. Damn that's pathetic."

And reading the actual site... that person is SERIOUSLY fucked up in the head. I'd say we need to ut him down like a rabid dog but I don't think there's any way someone like him could procreate.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-02-15 07:44pm

Ah ha!

Fucked up in the head wrote:Welcome to "Languatron's Fun Board" everybody!! The board is fun because I'm the only one who can post here!! As the moderator here, I disabled the registration feature, banning all Universal executives and anyone else who would disagree with me in advance so I won't have to ban them later!! Isn't that fun and totally unfair? Yep!!

I look at this new board of mine as a neat little companion piece to my "Languatron's Fun House." As I build this board over a period of time, look to see all of my deleted posts from www.scifi.com REPOSTED here, and I will also have an archive section for all of my old "Fun House" columns which I saved on hard copy.

This is my neat little way of getting back at all of the Universal executives who ran to the moderators over the years getting me banned from various boards. BAD KARMA has come back to HAUNT all of these Universal executives in a really bad way, huh? And just in time for Halloween!!

He did it so the Universal execs couldn't get to him. Wow, how many execs does he think they have?

Chmee · Post by **Chmee** » 2005-02-15 07:48pm

So ... that smelly guy who hangs out at the bus stop near where I park in the morning ... the one who has violent sneezing fits that shake his whole body ... the one who talks to himself nonstop while rocking his head ...... he's got his own forum, huh?

Post by **Kuja** » 2005-02-15 08:30pm

I see someone's been feasting on the wall candy...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-02-15 08:31pm

Chmee wrote:So ... that smelly guy who hangs out at the bus stop near where I park in the morning ... the one who has violent sneezing fits that shake his whole body ... the one who talks to himself nonstop while rocking his head ...... he's got his own forum, huh?

Yep, what a time to be alive.

egyptfrk · Post by **egyptfrk** » 2005-02-15 08:54pm

epitome of "sped-cial"

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2005-02-15 08:54pm

"Bastille Day" got a rating of 0.001 according to him. Is that even possible?

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2005-02-15 11:45pm

Do you have a link to his previous stomping grounds?

tumbletom · Post by **tumbletom** » 2005-02-16 12:44am

Well, I started reading some of his posts, and he is ever so slightly odd......

Post by **fgalkin** » 2005-02-16 01:11am

Ronald D. Moore Is Creepy And Weird is an actual thread title

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **fgalkin** » 2005-02-16 01:22am

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

It's bad enough that every member of Ron Moore's production crew had every brain cell sucked out of their cranium with "Electro Shock Therapy" before they began work on "Ron Moore's Ode To The Adolescence He Never Had" production. It's even worse that Ron Moore's production crew (IN TOTAL ABSENCE OF IMAGINATION) exhibits a fairly obvious preoccupation with VULGAR SEX, SMUT, FILTH, PROSTITUTION, and all of the other VICES the UGLY HAG Bonnie Hammer LOVES SO MUCH.

Look at the PATHETIC AND VULGAR WARDROBE the Ron Moore cast members wear. Katee Sackhoff is vaselined and inserted into skin tight black leather pants with a peak a boo t-shirt. Jamie Bamber wears enough black leather to make any black pimp from the 1970's blush. Edward James Olmos looks like a "flasher" (with a complexion problem) who is about to "Flash" a group of 12 year old girls any moment now with that "easily removing overcoat" he wears. The babe who plays "Six" ("Seven Of Nine") dresses like all of the LAP DANCERS at my local gentlemen's club.

This isn't an outer space saga Ron Moore created. It's a "SOFT PORNOGRAPHY STAB" at ARCHAIC PRIME TIME DRAMA that has FAILED in every conceivable department. The ironic thing about this PATHETIC PRODUCTION, is that it looks like it was made by a film crew IN THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY who wanted to set a PORNO within the setting of outer space. Of course, within this "SPERM EJACULATING MESS" of Ronald D. Moore's, THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. ONLY the "Battlestar Galactica" TITLE remains.

Ron Moore's cast members look like they're about to SEXUALLY ATTACK ONE ANOTHER WITH BULLWHIPS, CHAINS, MOTOR OIL, and RACING HORSE SADDLES.

The art direction and set design within this laughable production fares no better. Aside from the total lack of imagination demonstrated in these departments; threadbare, murky sets with low key lighting were devised to not only convey the overall PESSIMISM Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore felt towards the "Battlestar Galactica" BRAND NAME, but to also reinforce the fact that this production is indeed a THINLY DISGUISED PORNO with MEAN SPIRITED CHARACTERS ABOUT TO SEXUALLY ATTACK EACH OTHER ANY MINUTE.

Black leather is the universal symbol for violent pornography. Leather of any other color is strongly associated with overt sexuality, prostitution, and all forms of sexual vice. The primary clothing material used in Ron Moore's production is LEATHER. Either Ronald D. Moore had an extremely frustrating puberty devoid of any contact with females and he is now taking it out on the few viewers watching his production; or he is a closet sex maniac who wasn't allowed to express these suppressed feelings of his when he was a "Star Trek" staff writer working for Rick Berman. Ronald D. Moore stated that he wanted this production of his to be a platform for what he wasn't able to do on "Deep Space Nine." What he "wasn't allowed to do" on "Deep Space Nine" is very clear. Make a mainstream PORNO MOVIE outside of the PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY. What is blatantly visible in this production IS VERY CLEAR. As a writer, Ronald D. Moore HAS AN UNHEALTHY PREOCCUPATION WITH SEXUALITY. And not sexuality of the tender kind between men and women who genuinely love one another. But rather, that unhealthy sexuality that can be satisfied in any RED LIGHT DISTRICT in any city in the world simply by running to the ATM.

Ronald D. Moore has a warped and deranged perception of what constitutes good Science Fiction or good drama for that matter. Moore thinks that strapping laser guns to the sides of horny characters on the brink of sexually assaulting one another and calling it "Battlestar Galactica" somehow legitimizes the "Galactica" brand name, Science Fiction, and somehow elevates the art of drama to a new high (??) Ronald D. Moore in reality, is a PORNOGRAPHIC, SHORT ORDER COOK who whips up what Universal executives want to see based on demographic surveys, statistic sheets, and marketing trends. Mind you, at no time was the audience (WHO HAS TO WATCH THIS CRAP) ever consulted on what they wanted to see.

http://xsorbit26.com/users5/languatron/ ... opic=140.0

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2005-02-16 01:27am

Someone invite him here!

Macross · Post by **Macross** » 2005-02-16 01:50am

I think he is suffering from Multiple-Personality-Disorder. He is having full conversations with himself.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2005-02-16 02:15am

Tinfoil Alert!

We have all read their NONSENSE from day one. These SUPPOSED fans of Ronald D. Moore who sing the praises of him and the GARBAGE he attached the "Battlestar Galactica" brand name to. The problem is, their praises are just flat out, UNREALISTIC. Universal executives have never been good at FEIGNING anything, let alone hero worship. Their praises of that SUB-STANDARD RONALD D. MOORE PRODUCTION CALLED "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" are so RIDICULOUS, you can't help but wonder if they are talking about some other television production. Is there a way to measure if there really are any Ron Moore fans in the world? Look at it like this. Out of the 150 million people who surf the Internet every day, not one of them is a Ron Moore fan. One bulletin board, and one bulletin board only out of the entire Internet sings the praises of Ronald D. Moore. You guessed it. It is the Universal executives over on www.scifi.com pretending to be fans.

I also like how these Universal executives (pretending to be fans) always have this convenient SPIN DOCTORED DATA at their sides to immediately refute any criticisms of Ron Moore's production. For example, when the first episode of Ron Moore's series pulled in a meager 775,000 viewers, the Universal executives (pretending to be fans) immediately took off like a rocket all over the Internet, trying to BRAIN WASH the public into believing that 775,000 viewers equals a smash hit television series. The sad reality here is, that the television shows and movies produced by Universal Studios are so POOR, that the Universal execs themselves have to get on the Internet and PRAISE THEIR OWN BAD DECISIONS. Pretty PATHETIC if you ask me.

So, the Ron Moore 13 episode series meanders aimlessly along. Doing poorly in the ratings, not attracting any fans except the Universal executives pretending to be fans, and wasting perfectly good broadcast time. Grin

http://xsorbit26.com/users5/languatron/ ... topic=15.0

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-02-16 02:38am

Now if only all animals would conveniently confine themselves into compact, easily-observable exibits like freaks do...

I feel the urge to send the guy an email that simply reads "WE CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT MUFFET!!!!"

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-02-16 02:43am

Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-02-16 02:48am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?

Because he's currently trapped on a wild west-themed planet.

But really he's probably as incompetent in finding an appropriate medium as grasping reality.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-02-16 01:56pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?

Because you can comment on those. This is his forum. You can't comment on his forum, cause he locked registration.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2005-02-16 02:14pm

I say he is hiding the fact that he is actually Dirk Bennedict, and his not being included in the new BSG has officially pushed himover the edge!

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2005-02-16 02:16pm

fgalkin wrote:OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

It's bad enough that every member of Ron Moore's production crew had every brain cell sucked out of their cranium with "Electro Shock Therapy" before they began work on "Ron Moore's Ode To The Adolescence He Never Had" production. It's even worse that Ron Moore's production crew (IN TOTAL ABSENCE OF IMAGINATION) exhibits a fairly obvious preoccupation with VULGAR SEX, SMUT, FILTH, PROSTITUTION, and all of the other VICES the UGLY HAG Bonnie Hammer LOVES SO MUCH.

Look at the PATHETIC AND VULGAR WARDROBE the Ron Moore cast members wear. Katee Sackhoff is vaselined and inserted into skin tight black leather pants with a peak a boo t-shirt. Jamie Bamber wears enough black leather to make any black pimp from the 1970's blush. Edward James Olmos looks like a "flasher" (with a complexion problem) who is about to "Flash" a group of 12 year old girls any moment now with that "easily removing overcoat" he wears. The babe who plays "Six" ("Seven Of Nine") dresses like all of the LAP DANCERS at my local gentlemen's club.

This isn't an outer space saga Ron Moore created. It's a "SOFT PORNOGRAPHY STAB" at ARCHAIC PRIME TIME DRAMA that has FAILED in every conceivable department. The ironic thing about this PATHETIC PRODUCTION, is that it looks like it was made by a film crew IN THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY who wanted to set a PORNO within the setting of outer space. Of course, within this "SPERM EJACULATING MESS" of Ronald D. Moore's, THE "REAL 1978 GALACTICA SERIES" is NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. ONLY the "Battlestar Galactica" TITLE remains.

Ron Moore's cast members look like they're about to SEXUALLY ATTACK ONE ANOTHER WITH BULLWHIPS, CHAINS, MOTOR OIL, and RACING HORSE SADDLES.

The art direction and set design within this laughable production fares no better. Aside from the total lack of imagination demonstrated in these departments; threadbare, murky sets with low key lighting were devised to not only convey the overall PESSIMISM Sci-Fi Channel and Ronald D. Moore felt towards the "Battlestar Galactica" BRAND NAME, but to also reinforce the fact that this production is indeed a THINLY DISGUISED PORNO with MEAN SPIRITED CHARACTERS ABOUT TO SEXUALLY ATTACK EACH OTHER ANY MINUTE.

Black leather is the universal symbol for violent pornography. Leather of any other color is strongly associated with overt sexuality, prostitution, and all forms of sexual vice. The primary clothing material used in Ron Moore's production is LEATHER. Either Ronald D. Moore had an extremely frustrating puberty devoid of any contact with females and he is now taking it out on the few viewers watching his production; or he is a closet sex maniac who wasn't allowed to express these suppressed feelings of his when he was a "Star Trek" staff writer working for Rick Berman. Ronald D. Moore stated that he wanted this production of his to be a platform for what he wasn't able to do on "Deep Space Nine." What he "wasn't allowed to do" on "Deep Space Nine" is very clear. Make a mainstream PORNO MOVIE outside of the PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY. What is blatantly visible in this production IS VERY CLEAR. As a writer, Ronald D. Moore HAS AN UNHEALTHY PREOCCUPATION WITH SEXUALITY. And not sexuality of the tender kind between men and women who genuinely love one another. But rather, that unhealthy sexuality that can be satisfied in any RED LIGHT DISTRICT in any city in the world simply by running to the ATM.

Ronald D. Moore has a warped and deranged perception of what constitutes good Science Fiction or good drama for that matter. Moore thinks that strapping laser guns to the sides of horny characters on the brink of sexually assaulting one another and calling it "Battlestar Galactica" somehow legitimizes the "Galactica" brand name, Science Fiction, and somehow elevates the art of drama to a new high (??) Ronald D. Moore in reality, is a PORNOGRAPHIC, SHORT ORDER COOK who whips up what Universal executives want to see based on demographic surveys, statistic sheets, and marketing trends. Mind you, at no time was the audience (WHO HAS TO WATCH THIS CRAP) ever consulted on what they wanted to see.
http://xsorbit26.com/users5/languatron/ ... opic=140.0

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

somebody sure have issues, but it ain't Ron Moore ( I don't even want to know what would happen if we applied this guys "logic" to LOTR).

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2005-02-16 03:32pm

Singular Quartet wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?
Because you can comment on those. This is his forum. You can't comment on his forum, cause he locked registration.

Actually, I believe you can set weblogs so that comments are disabled.

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2005-02-16 05:17pm

I'm going to have to pay extra attention to costume design in this Friday's episode, because I can't recall seeing any leather bondage outfits. I know Six has those seductive dresses for Baltar but for the life of me I never noticed anyone wore anything besides uniforms, flight gear, casual wear, or dress suits.

Sharpshooter · Post by **Sharpshooter** » 2005-02-16 05:59pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Why the fuck doesn't he just get a God damned weblog?

Most likely, the thought process went something like this:

(In five-year-old voice)"WAH, you can't ban me, it's not fair!...FINE! I don't need your stupid board! I'm gonna go make my own board, and nobody else but me is going to be able to use it, so NYA!"

Like an immature brat who throws a tantrum and says he'll make his own item in question only he can use, the deluded idiot threw his own and did exactly that in some pitiful attempt to spite the boards that've knocked him off for his asshattery.

I so would like to see him get hacked in some manner, if only to enable people to rip him a new one after his defenses are torn asunder.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Scariest, saddest, most pathetic...

Scariest, saddest, most pathetic...

Re: Scariest, saddest, most pathetic...