When?? they showed frozen, they had to have shown abyss for the season to make sense... at all!!!Indeed aybss is a great episode, and those bastards at skyone just missed it out!!!!
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Not really, he knows of it, only he doesn't make it a habit of watching it actively.Shadowhawk wrote:Of course, with all the Star Wars quotes and stuff Jack throws out throughout the series, his comment about sci-fi seems a bit...off.
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Heh, found another cool one today in 'A Matter of Time'
Sam: "Sir, for some reason, the warping of our space-time seems to be in advance of the gravitational field rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect generated by the Stargate itself, but I can't be sure. "
*Jack slowly nods as if in complete understanding, Col Cronwell catches him*
Cromwell: "Don't even *PRETEND* you understood that."
Sam: "Sir, for some reason, the warping of our space-time seems to be in advance of the gravitational field rather than as a result of it. It's probably a lensing effect generated by the Stargate itself, but I can't be sure. "
*Jack slowly nods as if in complete understanding, Col Cronwell catches him*
Cromwell: "Don't even *PRETEND* you understood that."

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Sorry, I'm just not the sort of person who can memorize quotes from TV that good. (but I am, for some reason, very good at memorizing quotes from Bradbury and Lovecraft)Shadowhawk wrote:Gah.
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I've only just seen Unnatural Selection:
O'NEILL: They didn't go for it.
CARTER: They didn't approve the mission?
O'NEILL: Oh no, they did that. Once they knew the stakes and the fate of the universe stuff. Both the President and Hammond realised we had no choice. He sends good luck, godspeed and all those things he says when he thinks we're gonna die.
CARTER: So what didn't they go for?
O'NEILL: The name I suggested.
CARTER: For the ship?
O'NEILL: Yeah.
CARTER: Yeah Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise.
O'NEILL: Why not?
CARTER: The codename for the project is Prometheus. What's wrong with that?
O'NEILL: It's a Greek tragedy. Who wants that?
CARTER: Okay. The X303 it is then.
O'NEILL: They didn't go for it.
CARTER: They didn't approve the mission?
O'NEILL: Oh no, they did that. Once they knew the stakes and the fate of the universe stuff. Both the President and Hammond realised we had no choice. He sends good luck, godspeed and all those things he says when he thinks we're gonna die.
CARTER: So what didn't they go for?
O'NEILL: The name I suggested.
CARTER: For the ship?
O'NEILL: Yeah.
CARTER: Yeah Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise.
O'NEILL: Why not?
CARTER: The codename for the project is Prometheus. What's wrong with that?
O'NEILL: It's a Greek tragedy. Who wants that?
CARTER: Okay. The X303 it is then.
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Coombs: How can you call yourself a scientist and not worship at the alter of roddenbary?
Cassie: Jack calls them "Horses"
*cassie levetates the knight, and talsk some more, cut to briefing room*
Hammond: How does she do that?
Jack: Magnets.
*everyone stares*
Jack: No, seriously, there is a little magent on the bottom to keep them from sliding around.
*everyone stares*
Jack: and they do really look like horses.
Cassie: Jack calls them "Horses"
*cassie levetates the knight, and talsk some more, cut to briefing room*
Hammond: How does she do that?
Jack: Magnets.
*everyone stares*
Jack: No, seriously, there is a little magent on the bottom to keep them from sliding around.
*everyone stares*
Jack: and they do really look like horses.
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Perhaps he was just being sarcastic about SciFi?
I know several people who enjoy Star Trek quite a bit (at least TOS) but wouldn't have the first clue on where to start with technobably talk.
I know several people who enjoy Star Trek quite a bit (at least TOS) but wouldn't have the first clue on where to start with technobably talk.
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Recntly at the 18:00 spot they went straight for m Nightwalkers to Shadowplay.Zac Naloen wrote:When?? they showed frozen, they had to have shown abyss for the season to make sense... at all!!!Indeed aybss is a great episode, and those bastards at skyone just missed it out!!!!

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I think you missed out some of that he had a longer explanation that made no sense.Ender wrote:Coombs: How can you call yourself a scientist and not worship at the alter of roddenbary?
Cassie: Jack calls them "Horses"
*cassie levetates the knight, and talsk some more, cut to briefing room*
Hammond: How does she do that?
Jack: Magnets.
*everyone stares*
Jack: No, seriously, there is a little magent on the bottom to keep them from sliding around.
*everyone stares*
Jack: and they do really look like horses.
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Its too bad preaty much all the Jaffa and Tok'Ra forgot that speach.Daltonator wrote:Bre'tac: "This single blade did what we could not. It has brought us together. This blade has spilled the blood of Jaffa, of the Tok'ra, and of the Tau'ri, by the hand of our common enemy. It has made us brothers. Together we have ensured it will never spill our blood again."
And it was a good speach!
Oh, got another quote. From 'Fail Safe'
Asgard: The treaty *does* allow for the arbitration of such disputes. We
would need to assemble a commission of inquiry consisting of equal
numbers of Asgard and Goa'uld representatives. We would also need
corroborating testimony from the Tollans.
Jack: Now see, that's gonna be a problem...seeing as they've been
wiped out by the Goa'uld.
Asgard: That is unfortunate.
Jack: And Earth gets hit by that rock and we're all wiped
out *that's* gonna be unfortunate too?
Asgard: Very.
*Jacks eyes narrow*
*Cut through wormhole to SGC Breifing Room*
Embarised Jack: And after that I...kind of lost my temper.
Hammonds Eyes Narrow: What exactly does *that* mean?
Daniel *Soto Voice*: Let's just say Jack made a reference to Freyr's
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Most of his quotes have been about Star Trek, which isn't that surprising -- my father's also a military guy with no interest in sci-fi in general but he still watched some Trek episodes (TOS and TNG anyway) and made joking references to the series. Hell, they nicknamed the tactical shooting simulator at work "the holodeck" as soon as they saw it and no one had to have the reference explained to them.Vertigo1 wrote:Not really, he knows of it, only he doesn't make it a habit of watching it actively.Shadowhawk wrote:Of course, with all the Star Wars quotes and stuff Jack throws out throughout the series, his comment about sci-fi seems a bit...off.
He made Luke Skywalker jokes before Teal'c convinced him to watch the movie (which Jack said he hadn't seen before), but that's not surprising either. Both ST and SW have penetrated society to the point of ubiquity -- even people who've seen little or none of the works in question are still familiar with the pop-culture references.
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