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I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

Posted: 2005-05-21 10:49pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Hey there. I was gone for a pretty long time. Now I'm back.

To those who remember me: whaddup?

Posted: 2005-05-21 10:50pm
by fgalkin
Who are you? :wink:

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2005-05-21 10:51pm
by Captain tycho
Welcome back, milord. I am pleased to report the secret gnome revolution is still in control of things here.

Posted: 2005-05-21 10:52pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
fgalkin wrote:Who are you? :wink:
No more from you now, for I wield the threat of spammy Gnome wank that can spread for miles in any direction! :P

Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:14pm
by J
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games. Other than that it's been pretty uneventful until the craziness which started when Episode 3 came out earlier this week.

Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:18pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Captain tycho wrote:Welcome back, milord. I am pleased to report the secret gnome revolution is still in control of things here.
Most excellent. Soon we will have UNLIMITED POWER!
jmac wrote:The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games.
Yeah, that was disappointing. USA hockey has been pretty disappointing for a while. Modano? His ass needs to retire. He might be in his mature prime, but something has got him, and he just doesn't have it anymore (if the last NHL season in memory--recent or otherwise--was any indication).

Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:21pm
by Batman
jmac wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
The Canadians won a silver medal at the world hockey championships (damn Czechs!) while the US didn't make it to the medal games. Other than that it's been pretty uneventful until the craziness which started when Episode 3 came out earlier this week.
Methinks somebody doesn't read Testing much.
All fail the Gnomish Revolution!
*sigh* The word you're looking for is hail, Master Bruce.
Oops.
Welcome back, DGG.

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:22pm
by Montcalm
Welcome back DGG,i thought someone has successfuly smashed your porcelain body :wink:

Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:23pm
by The Spartan
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Hey there. I was gone for a pretty long time. Now I'm back.

To those who remember me: whaddup?
OH! MY! GOD! IT'S TALKING TO ME!!!

GET THE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

Oh, oops, left the comm-link open. :oops:

EDIT: BTW, welcome back... you dont' know me....

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:29pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Montcalm wrote:Welcome back DGG,i thought someone has successfuly smashed your porcelain body :wink:
Naturally, the reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:33pm
by Tasoth
Dink Dink! Hail Gnomage.

Apparently there is a stickied TGOD thread in Testing. Not sure for the plans since those get boring after a page.

Posted: 2005-05-21 11:41pm
by Batman
Tasoth wrote:Dink Dink! Hail Gnomage.
Apparently there is a stickied TGOD thread in Testing. Not sure for the plans since those get boring after a page.
Yeah. Right. Which explains why that thread is now on page 26 or something.
Mind you I think it gets boring rather fast myself (truth be told I think it starts out boring) but mine is apparently a minority opinion.

Posted: 2005-05-22 12:01am
by The Morrigan
Yay, a Sith gnome. :D

Posted: 2005-05-22 12:10am
by SirNitram
Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.

Posted: 2005-05-22 12:11am
by Darth Garden Gnome
SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
But the usergroup still persists! Nyah! All this time and nobody took it away. That was awfully nice of you fellas.

Posted: 2005-05-22 12:12am
by The Morrigan
SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
Yay, highly explosive Sith gnomes. :mrgreen:

Posted: 2005-05-22 12:14am
by SirNitram
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Bad news about the Gnomes. They were crushed unceremoniously and the few survivors locked forever in Testing to serve as landmines.
But the usergroup still persists! Nyah! All this time and nobody took it away. That was awfully nice of you fellas.
We practice rule of an IRON (yet caring) FIST.

Posted: 2005-05-22 12:21am
by Darth Garden Gnome
SirNitram wrote:We practice rule of an IRON (yet caring) FIST.
I see, much like two-ply toliet paper. Showing no remorce for the persistant but helpless shit, yet soft to the touch.

Re: I Return to you Now, At the Turn of the Tide

Posted: 2005-05-22 03:03am
by Gandalf
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:To those who remember me: whaddup?
You're stealing my lines, that's "whaddup"!

Welcome back! :D

Posted: 2005-05-22 03:11am
by XaLEv
Welcome back DGG. How's your sister doing?

Posted: 2005-05-22 03:45am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
YAY! DGG IS BACK!

DIIIIIIINKDINK!+1!

Posted: 2005-05-22 04:15am
by Captain tycho
So, where were you, oh glorious Leader of the Infinite Porcelain Horde?

Posted: 2005-05-22 04:36am
by Dalton
Hey Mike, when do we resynch postcounts?

Posted: 2005-05-22 07:39am
by Darth Fanboy
The number of Gnomes murdered in the Unnamed Porno Fanfic-Verse is somewhere between fifty and sixty billion.

Posted: 2005-05-22 08:36am
by Ace Pace
Darth Fanboy wrote:The number of Gnomes murdered in the Unnamed Porno Fanfic-Verse is somewhere between fifty and sixty billion.
DGG has survived however.

Welcome back, we plan to take over Testing then move out :P