...it's a 'proper' one because by God, everybody knows that real people celebrate Christmas today, on the 24th. So, to all you ladies and gents and sundry anthropomorphic personifications, I wish you a Merry Christmas!
God Jul allihopa! Hugs and surströmming all around!
*throws confetti*
A proper Merry Christmas!
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A proper Merry Christmas!
Björn Paulsen
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--Chinua Achebe
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--Chinua Achebe
Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Yep, since the sun has already set, Christmas has begun over here. 
Frohe Weihnachten!
Frohe Weihnachten!
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This is pre-WWII. You can sort of tell from the sketch style, from thee way it refers to Japan (Japan in the 1950s was still rebuilding from WWII), the spelling of Tokyo, lots of details. Nothing obvious... except that the upper right hand corner of the page reads "November 1931." --- Simon_Jester
Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Frohe Weihnachten und viele Geschenke für euch alle.Skgoa wrote:Yep, since the sun has already set, Christmas has begun over here.
Frohe Weihnachten!
Björn Paulsen
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!
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Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
In related newsGhost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!
we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.
Björn Paulsen
"Travelers with closed minds can tell us little except about themselves."
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"Travelers with closed minds can tell us little except about themselves."
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to all of you, and to your families, however you celebrate this time of year.
May next year find you and yours content and healthy, and may blessings be upon you.
May next year find you and yours content and healthy, and may blessings be upon you.
Me: Nope, that's why I have you around to tell me.
Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Damn it! No...oh wait, guess we'll have to annex Mexico for their real sugar variety. Stupid paper work.Eleas wrote:In related newsGhost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!
we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.
And you can have Santa. The fat man is always giving me coal. Just because I asked for one universal destroying device one time in college...
So if you can fill that order, then I say Merry Christmas
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Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
MERII KURISUMASU! Watashiwa nandesko, domo arigato mister Roboto! Hai! Fishu-sticksu, toyota mitsubishi banzai! KUSO! KIYAAAA!
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Hope all yours suck less than mine is going to.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Hope it doesn't.
Mine so far was fairly good. Got some stuff, even from Dad whom I've actually got my present a month ago. It was just some chocolate and books, but still nice of him.
Mine so far was fairly good. Got some stuff, even from Dad whom I've actually got my present a month ago. It was just some chocolate and books, but still nice of him.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
See, Santa's coke is ok, but the real bomb blow comes from my boy Carlos down in Mobile. Straight from the hills of Colombia like a latino Narco-Claus, man. Santa's still peddling that bunk ass Mexican blow, it just ain't the same, yo.Eleas wrote:In related newsGhost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!
we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.
I never would have thought I would wholeheartedly agree with Coffee... - fgalkin x2
Honestly, this board is so fucking stupid at times. - Thanas
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
The North Pole? But Santa lives on Greenland, and it's been Danish all along.Eleas wrote:In related newsGhost Rider wrote:Damned furiners! Trying to take away our hallowed god given American holiday! Now where's my Coke bottle with Santa so Is can teach yous a lesson!
we just annexed the fucking North pole, and we're holding Santa and all his Coke ransom. Yours no longer. Bitch.
Though the Americans did give him a paint job…
Anyway
Merry Christmas to the lot of you.
Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Sorry, dude, I gotta call BS. Look it's cool, understand that I ain't talking shit about your homie Carlos, but one visit to the Fat Man and some of his "special snow" it'll blow your mind, man; it'll be elves and flying reindeer and shit you wouldn't believe.Mr. Coffee wrote:See, Santa's coke is ok, but the real bomb blow comes from my boy Carlos down in Mobile. Straight from the hills of Colombia like a latino Narco-Claus, man. Santa's still peddling that bunk ass Mexican blow, it just ain't the same, yo.
Björn Paulsen
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Been there, done that. Hell, I even snorted a line of Mrs. Claus' tits once. Now, I'm not saying Santa's booger suger ain't good. All I'm saying is while Santa's blow will have you seeing elves and reindeer and shit, Calrlos' stuff will have you elbow deep in some Vegas showgirl's ass working her face like she was a 5'2" 105Lbs flesh muppet before you can say "ho ho ho, where my money at".Eleas wrote:Sorry, dude, I gotta call BS. Look it's cool, understand that I ain't talking shit about your homie Carlos, but one visit to the Fat Man and some of his "special snow" it'll blow your mind, man; it'll be elves and flying reindeer and shit you wouldn't believe.Mr. Coffee wrote:See, Santa's coke is ok, but the real bomb blow comes from my boy Carlos down in Mobile. Straight from the hills of Colombia like a latino Narco-Claus, man. Santa's still peddling that bunk ass Mexican blow, it just ain't the same, yo.
Just sayin'...
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and may the world be a better place the same time next year. Also, those wishing for a white Christmas are free to take the snow from Minnesota; we have more then enough.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Yo, lab test verified, fat boy puts mephedrone in his blow. That's why it's so "special".Eleas wrote:Sorry, dude, I gotta call BS. Look it's cool, understand that I ain't talking shit about your homie Carlos, but one visit to the Fat Man and some of his "special snow" it'll blow your mind, man; it'll be elves and flying reindeer and shit you wouldn't believe.
I had a Bill Maher quote here. But fuck him for his white privelegy "joke".
All the rest? Too long.
All the rest? Too long.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Last night was a pretty good, proper christmas. Lots of family, lots of food and ofcourse one has to watch donald ducks christmas on the telly.
Here's a snapshot of the appetizer, so much pickled and smoked fish, and me who don't like fish, tried it all though! The main meal consisted of the traditional & proper grey salted (oven baked, not boiled!) christmas ham, carrot & rutabaga casseroles, etc, etc. Oh and schnaps too!
Then later on Santa and I believe an apprentice Santa came and visited us to hand out gifts, all the way from Korvatunturi (santa doesn't live on the north pole fyi):
Here's a snapshot of the appetizer, so much pickled and smoked fish, and me who don't like fish, tried it all though! The main meal consisted of the traditional & proper grey salted (oven baked, not boiled!) christmas ham, carrot & rutabaga casseroles, etc, etc. Oh and schnaps too!
Then later on Santa and I believe an apprentice Santa came and visited us to hand out gifts, all the way from Korvatunturi (santa doesn't live on the north pole fyi):
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Christmas day is more or less over now. Smashed the traditional cold meat lunch and managed to polish off half a pavlova afterwards. It's not bad for you if you eat it on christmas day, after all.
Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
We don't really do "traditional" christmas food. This year we had venison and chestnut casserole, it was gorgeous.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to heartily recommend a French Christmas dinner - probably the best meal I've had. Should you find yourselves in France over the holidays, get yourselves invited to somebodie's house.
In other news, Merry Christmas, everyone! Or Happy Holidays, if you prefer.
In other news, Merry Christmas, everyone! Or Happy Holidays, if you prefer.
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2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
I've been telling everyone "Merry Newtonmass"
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Think about it.
Cruising low in my N-1 blasting phat beats,
showin' off my chrome on them Coruscant streets
Got my 'saber on my belt and my gat by side,
this here yellow plane makes for a sick ride
Think about it.
Cruising low in my N-1 blasting phat beats,
showin' off my chrome on them Coruscant streets
Got my 'saber on my belt and my gat by side,
this here yellow plane makes for a sick ride
Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
I helped my mom with dinner: Baked steak & gravy, mashed potatoes, corn and beans. Pumpkin pie and Mom's Raw Apple Spice Cake for dessert.
The ride home put me to sleep.
The ride home put me to sleep.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
*throws up*Eleas wrote:God Jul allihopa! Hugs and surströmming all around!
*throws confetti*
Next you'll be offering the exhumed salmon (why can't we let the deceased fish rest in peace?). I'll just have the meatballs and ham, please.
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Re: A proper Merry Christmas!
Oh, I'd never eat the wretched thing myself, of course. All the more reason to display unstinting generosity toward others, surely?Dooey Jo wrote:*throws up*Eleas wrote:God Jul allihopa! Hugs and surströmming all around!
*throws confetti*
Next you'll be offering the exhumed salmon (why can't we let the deceased fish rest in peace?). I'll just have the meatballs and ham, please.
Björn Paulsen
"Travelers with closed minds can tell us little except about themselves."
--Chinua Achebe
"Travelers with closed minds can tell us little except about themselves."
--Chinua Achebe