SD.net Seapower (RAR!)

Invictus ChiKen · Post by **Invictus ChiKen** » 2008-02-11 05:12pm

havokeff wrote:Fuckin' A! I have Marines on my boat. And they are all sexy red heads. Admiral's Orders.

A crew of sexy Irish lassies? Sir I salute your ideas and wish to copy them and join under your command with my own crew of boxum Irish ladies.

Of course sexy Irish ladies during there time of the month.... Yes I will be on do not disturb duty myself.

(Hey I got no problem ripping off good ideas!

)

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-02-11 05:12pm

So who's coast are we gonna raid first?

Scottish Ninja · Post by **Scottish Ninja** » 2008-02-11 05:23pm

Hey, if you're going coastal raiding, I want to come along, just so I can sail in company with a ship named the SS Mighty Penis.

I suggest Brazil. We can hit the beaches at Rio.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-02-11 05:30pm

I vote for screwing with Cuba. They've got it coming.

Davey · Post by **Davey** » 2008-02-11 05:43pm

Me? If we were organized I'd simply wait for orders, and carry them out when they're given.

On the other hand, if we aren't, I'd simply take the ship and go sail around the world.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-02-11 05:50pm

Sorry, Scotty... But I'm going with the wookie's idea. I mean, Cuba's got everything we could really want for a good starter raid. Booze, babes, and good cigars. Besides, that'd put us close to Jamiaca, and I want to raid them for their ganja and booze next.

But yeah, you can hang with the SS Mighty Penis when we go all Blackbeard on people's shit.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-02-11 06:00pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:Sorry, Scotty... But I'm going with the wookie's idea. I mean, Cuba's got everything we could really want for a good starter raid. Booze, babes, and good cigars. Besides, that'd put us close to Jamiaca, and I want to raid them for their ganja and booze next.

But yeah, you can hang with the SS Mighty Penis when we go all Blackbeard on people's shit.

I say once we get the People's Republic of FuckYeah established, we legalize gambling and turn Cuba into the best fucking vacation spot ever. Legalize everything, but regulate it so there's no freaky OD-ing.

Then, we go trolling for pirates on the horn of Africa. A little Mogadishu payback, says I.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-02-11 06:30pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I say once we get the People's Republic of FuckYeah established, we legalize gambling and turn Cuba into the best fucking vacation spot ever. Legalize everything, but regulate it so there's no freaky OD-ing.

The People's Republic of FuckYeah... With the capital city being FuckingAville.

CaptainChewbacca wrote:Then, we go trolling for pirates on the horn of Africa. A little Mogadishu payback, says I.

Yeah, gonna have to teach them bitches not to try and compete with us. I mean, they aren't even realy pirates. Those are just assholes that like go around killing people and stealing their boats and shit. Not like they sail the seven, or even the eight seas going on adventures, scoring babes, drinking booze, and bitch slapping people for laughs.

Damned amatures gonna give us real Pirates a bad name, yo.

Post by **Simplicius** » 2008-02-11 06:43pm

You know, I bet that if I sold most of the weapons and sensor systems off my Halifax, and rented out some of the internal spaces, I could furnish a pretty sweet yacht. SDNS Insouciance would carry on the finest traditions of taking it easy on the deep blue, and would of course be available for SDN Navy PR and diplomatic functions in order to justify the free fuel.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2008-02-11 06:46pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Then, we go trolling for pirates on the horn of Africa. A little Mogadishu payback, says I.
Yeah, gonna have to teach them bitches not to try and compete with us. I mean, they aren't even realy pirates. Those are just assholes that like go around killing people and stealing their boats and shit. Not like they sail the seven, or even the eight seas going on adventures, scoring babes, drinking booze, and bitch slapping people for laughs.

Damned amatures gonna give us real Pirates a bad name, yo.

I have a feeling this is going to be a LOT like McHale's Navy.

Mr. Coffee · Post by **Mr. Coffee** » 2008-02-11 07:28pm

CaptainChewbacca wrote:I have a feeling this is going to be a LOT like McHale's Navy.

And that is a very cool and intensely awesome idea there... All we need to do it find some US Navy Admiral to have a case of the ass with us so we can pull hijinks on him. Shouldn't be hard.

Ok, so I'll be driving the frigate SS Mighty Penis. What the hell are you, Havokeff, and Scotty gonna call your boats?

Qwerty 42 · Post by **Qwerty 42** » 2008-02-11 07:48pm

weemadando wrote:We have the technology. We can live...

Under the sea, under the sea,
In an octopus' garden under the sea!

*nuclear depth charges start detonating*

I think I love you. I'll agree to this plan only if the submarines are yellow.

Also, my apologies if this has been asked, but how many ships are we even talking about?

fusion · Post by **fusion** » 2008-02-11 08:00pm

Lots of ships, thousands of ships and about a dozen CVNs and hundreds of nuke subs. That is pure awesome.
With my frigate I will commit myself to defending San Francisco!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2008-02-11 08:07pm

Has anyone else realized that this scenario gives MKsheppard access to a fully armed ballistic missile submarine?

(Like he's gonna pick the kirov)

lance · Post by **lance** » 2008-02-11 08:13pm

Sidewinder wrote:One important thing that Zor forgot to give us is the technical, tactical, and strategic proficiency to match our ranks and our commands-- without them, those warships will be nothing more than overpriced yachts, and just as useful in combat.

He gave us competant crew, so in most situations, I am going to have my second be in command and take over a figure head role.

lance · Post by **lance** » 2008-02-11 08:15pm

fusion wrote:Lots of ships, thousands of ships and about a dozen CVNs and hundreds of nuke subs. That is pure awesome.
With my frigate I will commit myself to defending San Francisco!

I counted and we have 20 Carriers. Compared to the USA's paltry 14 I say we are the #1 super power.

The Guid · Post by **The Guid** » 2008-02-11 09:16pm

Each with probably 90 aircraft if they are fully stocked. This makes us a small air power even if we are an incredible naval power.

I say the best we can do is to basically say "Hi, we're friends of the NATO. Don't touch." At which point I daresay the US and allies, sniffing potential gains will of course agree to this. At this point we can organise, get to the bargaining table and hire ourselves out where necessary. To be honest I think we can turn into a global force that prevents piracy, slave running and other things of that nature whilst commenting on the world stage and maybe trading for some luxuries.

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2008-02-11 10:03pm

I'd probably loiter around the coast of Kenya with my frigate, and hunt down those wannabe pirates in their little speedboats. Next I'd head to the coast of Venezuala with a pirate flag hoisted next to an american one, just to see if I can give Chavez a heart attack.

NeoGoomba · Post by **NeoGoomba** » 2008-02-11 10:09pm

Me and my sub would found SDN's underwater X-Com base to become the frontline ship against the TERROR OF THE DEEP.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » 2008-02-11 10:31pm

I want to add the Navy's new railgun to my boat, just because I can. (if it will fit)

brianeyci · Post by **brianeyci** » 2008-02-11 10:40pm

The Guid wrote:Each with probably 90 aircraft if they are fully stocked. This makes us a small air power even if we are an incredible naval power.

Hm, how do you consider 90 x 20 small? That's 1800 aircraft, all modern. Does the United States literally have thousands on thousands of aircraft? If the Chinese have only 300 or so modern aircraft how can 1800 aircraft be small? There'd be more quality aircraft than anybody bar the United States.

Vohu Manah · Post by **Vohu Manah** » 2008-02-11 11:04pm

With my frigate, I either go pirate hunting off Somalia (for kicks) or join up with one of the larger vessels as part of their battlegroup. I can toy with upgrades later.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2008-02-11 11:04pm

Dave wrote:I want to add the Navy's new railgun to my boat, just because I can. (if it will fit)

*snickers*

Good luck with that.

Post by **weemadando** » 2008-02-11 11:59pm

Mr. Coffee wrote:Sorry, Scotty... But I'm going with the wookie's idea. I mean, Cuba's got everything we could really want for a good starter raid. Booze, babes, and good cigars. Besides, that'd put us close to Jamiaca, and I want to raid them for their ganja and booze next.

But yeah, you can hang with the SS Mighty Penis when we go all Blackbeard on people's shit.

I second this motion. The capturing of Cuba for a liberty port is vital to all!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2008-02-12 12:03am

brianeyci wrote:
The Guid wrote:Each with probably 90 aircraft if they are fully stocked. This makes us a small air power even if we are an incredible naval power.
Hm, how do you consider 90 x 20 small? That's 1800 aircraft, all modern. Does the United States literally have thousands on thousands of aircraft?

Yes. Counting USAF, USN, USMC and Army aircraft, of all types, the US military has a couple thousand aircraft.