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File BMS-4
His Grace Duke James, upon returning to the country, was reported to say
"What the fuck?" Immediately followed by
"Goddamn Libertopians." It is the opinion of His Grace that the only solution to the many problems facing New Earth is to bomb Terra Libertia back beyond the Stone Age, possibly as far removed from the present as the Jurassic.
OOC. I'm back! What were you thinking! /OOC
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Master_Baerne
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Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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Constantinople Times
Government announces GDP growth figures
The Government has announced that GDP grew at 2% today. "A pretty decent growth figure. Our strategy of ensuring plenty of money goes into innovation and research is paying off. There is room for improvement however, as we still need to come to grips with wastage which is estimated to be between a hundred million to as much as a billion dollars." says the Prime Minister.
Government discussing how to deal with the Machine threat
The Government is currently in deep debate together with the military as to how best to respond to the Machine threat that recently arisen. "The chief problem is that as much as some of us want to flex our muscles, our military is simply only on a defensive footing. The only way for us to even consider going on an offensive footing is to build an entirely new carrier plus the additional forces required to form an entirely new carrier battlegroup, which is simply not possible at the current stage without cutting back on other funds. We are extremely conservative about spending, and even the earmarked percentages don't get used up all the way unless there is a need to. The 35% that we earmarked often doesn't get used up!" says the Prime Minister. The Emperor is in complete agreement with the Prime Minister at the moment.
The military has been asking for a new carrier for a long while, citing the fact that the state can support an entirely new carrier if it so wished. Discussions on this matter continue.
Formating Fixed-Bean
Government announces GDP growth figures
The Government has announced that GDP grew at 2% today. "A pretty decent growth figure. Our strategy of ensuring plenty of money goes into innovation and research is paying off. There is room for improvement however, as we still need to come to grips with wastage which is estimated to be between a hundred million to as much as a billion dollars." says the Prime Minister.
Government discussing how to deal with the Machine threat
The Government is currently in deep debate together with the military as to how best to respond to the Machine threat that recently arisen. "The chief problem is that as much as some of us want to flex our muscles, our military is simply only on a defensive footing. The only way for us to even consider going on an offensive footing is to build an entirely new carrier plus the additional forces required to form an entirely new carrier battlegroup, which is simply not possible at the current stage without cutting back on other funds. We are extremely conservative about spending, and even the earmarked percentages don't get used up all the way unless there is a need to. The 35% that we earmarked often doesn't get used up!" says the Prime Minister. The Emperor is in complete agreement with the Prime Minister at the moment.
The military has been asking for a new carrier for a long while, citing the fact that the state can support an entirely new carrier if it so wished. Discussions on this matter continue.
Formating Fixed-Bean
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Wes gets out of his bed. He looked at himself and said, "Ah well, even though that whole werefox thing was fun. I'd rather not be like that for the rest of my life.". Wes found out a couple of days after the party that the whole werefox thing only lasted that night. They never found who spiked his drink. Wes thought it was possibily one of Q's pratical jokes but unlike the robot invasion that Q conjured up, he couldn't prove it was Q that did that little fox incident at the new years party. Soon he went back on his computer and began to look at news websites.
My Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.90
Designation: Libertarian Left (Social Democrat/Democratic Socialist)
Alignment: Chaotic-Good
Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.90
Designation: Libertarian Left (Social Democrat/Democratic Socialist)
Alignment: Chaotic-Good
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Emporer Colin flew over to visit the atlantis confrence somewhat behind schedual, however he had a very delicate issue he needed help with. Currently some one, Colin suspected it was either certain factions within the senate, was funneling weapons and funds to young disadvantaged racists.
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Libertopian CUB Force blown up in Zablorgia
The remains of the CUB force after a 2,000 lb bomb impacted one of their parades
So far, nobody has taken credit; although witnesses say that either a B-1 or Tu-160 was flying around the area at the time.
The remains of the CUB force after a 2,000 lb bomb impacted one of their parades
So far, nobody has taken credit; although witnesses say that either a B-1 or Tu-160 was flying around the area at the time.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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New Atlantis
President Shep rose from his seat at the roundtable meeting of all the world leaders during one of their conferences on the Giant Isopod threat.
"Gentlemen, while we can all agree that the Goddamn Isopods are a threat, they can be dealt with via saturation bombing of ocean areas and giant atomic powered underwater crab machines/bulldozers; the Goddamn Libertopians are in the end a greater threat."
"Thusly, I propose that Libertopia become a international free fire zone, with the only weapon being denied combat testing over Libertopia being bacteriological weapons, in keeping with the treaty banning them."
EDIT: President Shep also passed around this photograph of a conventionally pwoered underwater dozer:
to illustrate a point.
President Shep rose from his seat at the roundtable meeting of all the world leaders during one of their conferences on the Giant Isopod threat.
"Gentlemen, while we can all agree that the Goddamn Isopods are a threat, they can be dealt with via saturation bombing of ocean areas and giant atomic powered underwater crab machines/bulldozers; the Goddamn Libertopians are in the end a greater threat."
"Thusly, I propose that Libertopia become a international free fire zone, with the only weapon being denied combat testing over Libertopia being bacteriological weapons, in keeping with the treaty banning them."
EDIT: President Shep also passed around this photograph of a conventionally pwoered underwater dozer:
to illustrate a point.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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Master_Baerne
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Baernish MinWarMKSheppard wrote: "Thusly, I propose that Libertopia become a international free fire zone, with the only weapon being denied combat testing over Libertopia being bacteriological weapons, in keeping with the treaty banning them."
to illustrate a point.
File BMW-2
His Grace the Duke agrees with this...most excellent proposal, and has dispatched HGS Redress of Grievances, HGS Right to Bear Arms, and HGSS Inconspicuous and Big Stick to Libertopian waters, with orders to destroy anything remotely threatening. Accompanying them will be both of the Sovereign Duchy of Baerne's amphibious regiments, which will be authorized to establish land bases if the mission commander, Captain MacDougal, deems it necessary.
Task Force 31 intends to loop south of the Most Curious Kingdom of St. George, and arrive on the South-East coast of Terra Libertia within two weeks.
Goddamn Libertopians.
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
Tonkin International Mining Proposes Libertopia Expansion
DA NANG - International mining and manufacturing conglomerate TIM announced major plans to move into resource-rich areas of Libertopia. Years of economic and political instability in Libertopia have ensured virtually no major exploitation of natural resources. When asked about possibly security concerns not only from roving warlords but also the Empire of Saddamistan, TIM spokespersons noted that "we will do everything possible to ensure the security of our employees and contractors there. "
It is believed that a naval convoy lead by cruiser-carrier TDF Implacable that set sail three days ago is, in fact, the leading echelon of TIM economic revitalization efforts. One executive was anonymously quoted: "Frankly, if their incompetent non-government can't ensure economic stability or security to Libertopia, we might as well do it and make a lot of cash in the process."
Mining surveys indicate ...
DA NANG - International mining and manufacturing conglomerate TIM announced major plans to move into resource-rich areas of Libertopia. Years of economic and political instability in Libertopia have ensured virtually no major exploitation of natural resources. When asked about possibly security concerns not only from roving warlords but also the Empire of Saddamistan, TIM spokespersons noted that "we will do everything possible to ensure the security of our employees and contractors there. "
It is believed that a naval convoy lead by cruiser-carrier TDF Implacable that set sail three days ago is, in fact, the leading echelon of TIM economic revitalization efforts. One executive was anonymously quoted: "Frankly, if their incompetent non-government can't ensure economic stability or security to Libertopia, we might as well do it and make a lot of cash in the process."
Mining surveys indicate ...
His Majesty, King Zor-I, Leader, Protector and Defender of the Sovereign Kingdom of Zoria and Lord Protector of the Commonwealth has plans for an plan for a quarentine on Terra Libertia, the Royal Zorian Navy for escort.
His Majesty also enquires on formal enterence of SKZ the OMSK Pact, Zoria has had a long term and generally friendly relationship with the Red Technocracy and other OMSK pact states and desires to cement these good relations with formal entry into the alliance.
Vulcan Computer and Robotics also announces the initiation of the Modular Infantry Combat Robotic System (MICRS). The System searches to develop a semi-autonomous Robot about a meter tall capable of suplementing human infantry at a squad level. For ease of repair and flexiability in battle, the robot shall have both a quadropedal locomotive system and treads and have a turret modual capable of accepting a Quad RPG launcher, 40mm Grenade launcher, Squad Automatic Weapon, Flamethrower and 15mm sniper rifle. His Majesty's government has sunk $1.5 Billion into this project and beleives that the MICRS Project will bear fruit within the next few years. Several early prototypes, in both software and robotics, have been produced.
Zor
His Majesty also enquires on formal enterence of SKZ the OMSK Pact, Zoria has had a long term and generally friendly relationship with the Red Technocracy and other OMSK pact states and desires to cement these good relations with formal entry into the alliance.
Vulcan Computer and Robotics also announces the initiation of the Modular Infantry Combat Robotic System (MICRS). The System searches to develop a semi-autonomous Robot about a meter tall capable of suplementing human infantry at a squad level. For ease of repair and flexiability in battle, the robot shall have both a quadropedal locomotive system and treads and have a turret modual capable of accepting a Quad RPG launcher, 40mm Grenade launcher, Squad Automatic Weapon, Flamethrower and 15mm sniper rifle. His Majesty's government has sunk $1.5 Billion into this project and beleives that the MICRS Project will bear fruit within the next few years. Several early prototypes, in both software and robotics, have been produced.
Zor
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HAIL ZOR! WE'LL BLOW UP THE OCEAN!
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OMSK Launches
A Proton-M rocket took off the cosmodrome in Outer Heaven, lifting an 8-ton payload
Parameters of this LEO launch are not disclosed. It did not pass over non-OMSK nations. The craft, rumored by the press to be a secret "Unit 02" military orbital spaceplane, orbited the Earth and, passing over Crossroadia, landed on the Shepnukistani air base in the Neverhood Special Administration Zone.
There was a rumored space-to-earth missile launch from the object, when it passed over Northern Shepnukistan.
Rumors rise as space-borne missile hits a testing ground in Northern Shepnukistan, erupting in a truly enormous explosion
The following photos have been released by the OMSK Security Council.
Air Force Marshal of the Red Techocracy Anna could be reached for comment by the Red Inquirer
Anna: These terrorist scum... and everyone else threatening our great nation, and our great alliance, the OMSK, now have nowhere to hide and no amount of weapons will save them. The OMSK Space Forces have been established for a greater peace and security. Let it be known to any libertopian warlord and any sabre-rattling warmonger that our orbital forces are getting stronger each day, and in case of war they will decimate the enemy.
Red Inquirer: Uh... and why do you and the Gen Sec fly a T-4, personally?
Anna: That's a little safer than an An-225. When you have two Kh-45 missiles underbelly, you know that the idiot who risks taking the craft down will think twice. And less expensive as flying it without escort is fine enough.
Red Inquirer: It is rumored the Secretary General wanted to make you the first woman in space? Did you have any relation to this classified military flight of the Unit 02? Did you launch the missile with a rumored FOAB-class warhead?
Anna: There is no Unit 02, I didn't fly it, and this huge explosion in Shepnukistan is a figment of your imagination. Is that what you wanted to hear? Interview over.
The reporters, however, managed to make out what was perched to her sleeve. This is what the probable OSF Emblem looks like:
A Proton-M rocket took off the cosmodrome in Outer Heaven, lifting an 8-ton payload
Parameters of this LEO launch are not disclosed. It did not pass over non-OMSK nations. The craft, rumored by the press to be a secret "Unit 02" military orbital spaceplane, orbited the Earth and, passing over Crossroadia, landed on the Shepnukistani air base in the Neverhood Special Administration Zone.
There was a rumored space-to-earth missile launch from the object, when it passed over Northern Shepnukistan.
Rumors rise as space-borne missile hits a testing ground in Northern Shepnukistan, erupting in a truly enormous explosion
The following photos have been released by the OMSK Security Council.
Air Force Marshal of the Red Techocracy Anna could be reached for comment by the Red Inquirer
Anna: These terrorist scum... and everyone else threatening our great nation, and our great alliance, the OMSK, now have nowhere to hide and no amount of weapons will save them. The OMSK Space Forces have been established for a greater peace and security. Let it be known to any libertopian warlord and any sabre-rattling warmonger that our orbital forces are getting stronger each day, and in case of war they will decimate the enemy.
Red Inquirer: Uh... and why do you and the Gen Sec fly a T-4, personally?
Anna: That's a little safer than an An-225. When you have two Kh-45 missiles underbelly, you know that the idiot who risks taking the craft down will think twice. And less expensive as flying it without escort is fine enough.
Red Inquirer: It is rumored the Secretary General wanted to make you the first woman in space? Did you have any relation to this classified military flight of the Unit 02? Did you launch the missile with a rumored FOAB-class warhead?
Anna: There is no Unit 02, I didn't fly it, and this huge explosion in Shepnukistan is a figment of your imagination. Is that what you wanted to hear? Interview over.
The reporters, however, managed to make out what was perched to her sleeve. This is what the probable OSF Emblem looks like:
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Constantinople Times
News Headlines
Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople Proclaims Crusade
The Patriarch of Constantinople today proclaimed Crusade against the heretical followers of Zablorg the Sleeper. "This is utter heresy. We must crush this bunch of heretics as soon as possible and I urge the state to do something about it."
Meanwhile, the Emperor has sent a tersely worded letter, telling the priest to attend a course of Realism 101 with regards to prosecuting a war that happens to be half a globe away.
Byzantium Airforce tests new weapon
The Byzantium airforce tests a new weapon deployed in the mountain ranges of Anatolia. Code Named Greek Fire, the weapon set ablaze the target area for many days. No word from the Air Megas Domestikos office however.
News Headlines
Ecumenical Patriarch of Constantinople Proclaims Crusade
The Patriarch of Constantinople today proclaimed Crusade against the heretical followers of Zablorg the Sleeper. "This is utter heresy. We must crush this bunch of heretics as soon as possible and I urge the state to do something about it."
Meanwhile, the Emperor has sent a tersely worded letter, telling the priest to attend a course of Realism 101 with regards to prosecuting a war that happens to be half a globe away.
Byzantium Airforce tests new weapon
The Byzantium airforce tests a new weapon deployed in the mountain ranges of Anatolia. Code Named Greek Fire, the weapon set ablaze the target area for many days. No word from the Air Megas Domestikos office however.
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
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VulpeSat launched by a Soyuz booster today
With high-grade Vulpesian optics and electronics, the VulpeSat is Vulpesia's first artificial earth satellite, dedicated to science and exploration of this universe's space, the fundamental properties of our Sun and other scientific experiments.
It was launched from the N.S.C. cosmodrome by a UKB-provided booster, in commemoration of Vulpesia's OMSK membership and as sign of mutual friendship and the will for exploration of space and advancement of science by the OMSK members.
With high-grade Vulpesian optics and electronics, the VulpeSat is Vulpesia's first artificial earth satellite, dedicated to science and exploration of this universe's space, the fundamental properties of our Sun and other scientific experiments.
It was launched from the N.S.C. cosmodrome by a UKB-provided booster, in commemoration of Vulpesia's OMSK membership and as sign of mutual friendship and the will for exploration of space and advancement of science by the OMSK members.
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Mangka Daily News
National Budget Passed, ICAC Established
With a borderline attendance at the Legislative Hall, the '09 budget as well as the Sunshine Laws barely passed their legal votes.
Many legislatives, regardless of political party, refused to attend the 09-1 Session, in which the National Budget as well as the Sunshine Laws were in the agenda. The result of both items were the establishment of the Independent Commision Against Corruption (ICAC), an independent authority which directly answers to the Presidential Office. Cries of "Too much power" came from the legislatives boycotting the session.
"This is Fascism and domestic terrorism." said FJ Luo, legislative of the Blue Party, "The Presidential Office will abuse this power to remove its political opposition."
The citizens have mixed feelings with the ICAC. Some are expecting it to effectively rid the nation of corruption, while others feel that it is just another source of corruption. "The abbreviation is obvious: 'I Can Accept Cash'" said Mr. Lin, of Wanhua City.
Table: Central Governmental Budget of 2009
Banana Inquirer
Mysterious Governmental Circle?
With the budget passed and the establishment of the ICAC, while citizens are happy to see an independent authority to handle the corruption problem, questions are raised: How did it pass the Legislative Hall?
A meeting session in the Legislative Hall requires 2/3 attendance, which is 100 legislatives, however, half an hour before the session began, there were only 40 in the meeting hall. The Session Chairman was about to announce the cancellation at 10:15, which was the deadline, when 60 legislatives suddenly rushed in, most seemed to be in bad mood, fulfilling the legal attendancy.
According to our secret insider, a new secret circle in the government seems to be forming. At least ten legislatives confirmed to our insider that they have been blackmailed. Coincidentally, earlier this week our editors have received scandalous photos as well as inside information of some legislatives, as if someone or some group has been systematically exposing the Hall. While such exposure may not actually get these legislatives behind bars, the notion of someone in the dark watching them has indeed given the legislatives many pressure.
Who is behind this circle? And what is his/her purpose? The Banana Inquirer will persist on investigating the truth and present it to our readers.
Poll: Who do you think is behind this "secret circle"?
1. President
2. Vice President
3. Director of Military Intelligence
4. Five Star Gang
5. Other Triads
6. Goddamn Libertopians
National Budget Passed, ICAC Established
With a borderline attendance at the Legislative Hall, the '09 budget as well as the Sunshine Laws barely passed their legal votes.
Many legislatives, regardless of political party, refused to attend the 09-1 Session, in which the National Budget as well as the Sunshine Laws were in the agenda. The result of both items were the establishment of the Independent Commision Against Corruption (ICAC), an independent authority which directly answers to the Presidential Office. Cries of "Too much power" came from the legislatives boycotting the session.
"This is Fascism and domestic terrorism." said FJ Luo, legislative of the Blue Party, "The Presidential Office will abuse this power to remove its political opposition."
The citizens have mixed feelings with the ICAC. Some are expecting it to effectively rid the nation of corruption, while others feel that it is just another source of corruption. "The abbreviation is obvious: 'I Can Accept Cash'" said Mr. Lin, of Wanhua City.
Table: Central Governmental Budget of 2009
Code: Select all
Expenses
Item Amount Percentage
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Executive 3,300M 10
ICAC Special 330M 1
MESS Special 1,650M 5
National Defense 6,600M 20
Education/Scientific/Cultural 6,600M 20
Economical Development 4,950M 15
Social Welfare 4,950M 15
Social Development
and
Environmental Protection 330M 1
Retirement and Comfort 2,640M 8
General Funds and Others 1,650M 5
Total 33,000M 100
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Income
Item Amount Percentage
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Tax/Monopoly 26,250M 75
Business/Enterprise 5,250M 15
Fees/Fines 1,750M 5
Property 1,400M 4
Other 350M 1
Total 35,000M 100
Mysterious Governmental Circle?
With the budget passed and the establishment of the ICAC, while citizens are happy to see an independent authority to handle the corruption problem, questions are raised: How did it pass the Legislative Hall?
A meeting session in the Legislative Hall requires 2/3 attendance, which is 100 legislatives, however, half an hour before the session began, there were only 40 in the meeting hall. The Session Chairman was about to announce the cancellation at 10:15, which was the deadline, when 60 legislatives suddenly rushed in, most seemed to be in bad mood, fulfilling the legal attendancy.
According to our secret insider, a new secret circle in the government seems to be forming. At least ten legislatives confirmed to our insider that they have been blackmailed. Coincidentally, earlier this week our editors have received scandalous photos as well as inside information of some legislatives, as if someone or some group has been systematically exposing the Hall. While such exposure may not actually get these legislatives behind bars, the notion of someone in the dark watching them has indeed given the legislatives many pressure.
Who is behind this circle? And what is his/her purpose? The Banana Inquirer will persist on investigating the truth and present it to our readers.
Poll: Who do you think is behind this "secret circle"?
1. President
2. Vice President
3. Director of Military Intelligence
4. Five Star Gang
5. Other Triads
6. Goddamn Libertopians
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KING PAUL VISITS SHROOMANIA - PARLIAMENT STILL SPLIT ON FUNGAL AXIS ACCESSION
Amidst much controversy, the Parliament held another debate on the merits of entering the Fungal Axis.
While the general relations between PeZookia and all countries in the Fungal Axis remain good, the recent brawl in Shroomanian Parliament has raised questions over popular support for such a move.
It is felt that the Republic's government model is not perceived well in Shroomania, and some conservative circles question even the PaleoPacifist intentions.
"They want us to shower together", one conservative voter said to our reporter,"That's pretty disturbing..."
The King has promised to talk the issue over with the Prime Minister during his visit.
Despite these controversies, the royal visit to Shroomania is proceeding well. The King is to present a speech before the Shroomanian Parliament tomorrow, and later he will pay a visit to the famous Mushroom Gardens known all around the New Earth for growing the incredibly large Mushroom Giganticus.
After the visit, the King's schedule plans for a visit to the Red Technocracy, to thank Secretary General Stas for his aid during the Astoria Hostage Crisis, and to discuss several other unrelated issues.
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The King swiched off the television. And turned to the manilla folder containing the latest intelligence briefing. Despite being a on goodwill trip, he couldn't let himself be separated from world affairs.
"So...two more countries came out of isolation? I hope they're not run by any crazy lunatics...", he muttered to himself, going through the envelope.
Under the Foreign Ministry report, he found a thick envelope sealed with the symbol of the Ministry of the Interior. He opened it and read the first few words.
"Oh, goddamn. I knew it!"
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LEAK REVEALS WEAPONS USED BY MCP TERRORISTS OF MILITARY ORIGIN
A high-level source within the Ministry of the Interior confirmed today that the Astorian Hostage Crisis terrorists used military weapons procured by unknown means.
Serial numbers on several of the AK-74 and M4 rifles used in the attack confirm they came from small arms factories in Shinra, Mangka and PeZookia itself. Furthermore, all domestic-made AK-74s were procured from top-secret weapon stashes maintained by the Ministry in case foreign agression required the creation of a guerilla force.
These disturbing news mean that people responsible for maintaing secrecy of these stashes have compromised them. It is as of now unclear who exactly was involved in this horrible breach of security, but police forces have conducted several arrests today, with names of te arrested being witheld from the public by the Ministry.
Amidst much controversy, the Parliament held another debate on the merits of entering the Fungal Axis.
While the general relations between PeZookia and all countries in the Fungal Axis remain good, the recent brawl in Shroomanian Parliament has raised questions over popular support for such a move.
It is felt that the Republic's government model is not perceived well in Shroomania, and some conservative circles question even the PaleoPacifist intentions.
"They want us to shower together", one conservative voter said to our reporter,"That's pretty disturbing..."
The King has promised to talk the issue over with the Prime Minister during his visit.
Despite these controversies, the royal visit to Shroomania is proceeding well. The King is to present a speech before the Shroomanian Parliament tomorrow, and later he will pay a visit to the famous Mushroom Gardens known all around the New Earth for growing the incredibly large Mushroom Giganticus.
After the visit, the King's schedule plans for a visit to the Red Technocracy, to thank Secretary General Stas for his aid during the Astoria Hostage Crisis, and to discuss several other unrelated issues.
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The King swiched off the television. And turned to the manilla folder containing the latest intelligence briefing. Despite being a on goodwill trip, he couldn't let himself be separated from world affairs.
"So...two more countries came out of isolation? I hope they're not run by any crazy lunatics...", he muttered to himself, going through the envelope.
Under the Foreign Ministry report, he found a thick envelope sealed with the symbol of the Ministry of the Interior. He opened it and read the first few words.
"Oh, goddamn. I knew it!"
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LEAK REVEALS WEAPONS USED BY MCP TERRORISTS OF MILITARY ORIGIN
A high-level source within the Ministry of the Interior confirmed today that the Astorian Hostage Crisis terrorists used military weapons procured by unknown means.
Serial numbers on several of the AK-74 and M4 rifles used in the attack confirm they came from small arms factories in Shinra, Mangka and PeZookia itself. Furthermore, all domestic-made AK-74s were procured from top-secret weapon stashes maintained by the Ministry in case foreign agression required the creation of a guerilla force.
These disturbing news mean that people responsible for maintaing secrecy of these stashes have compromised them. It is as of now unclear who exactly was involved in this horrible breach of security, but police forces have conducted several arrests today, with names of te arrested being witheld from the public by the Ministry.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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"Hey," Prime Minister Shroom greeted as he entered King Paul's lofty hotel suite. "Good day, Your Highness."
"Hello, Prime Minister."
"You know... I sort of forgot that we had Giant Mushroom Gardens. Actually... I never knew we had 'em. Wow."
"Heh. So Shroom, it seems like both our countries are pretty alike when it comes to Parliament. They just can't get along, except yours are more, err... expressive about it."
"Relax, Your Highness. Those RetroRegressives... no one really listens to them. No one. They're kind of out of touch with reality and the only time people listen to them is when there's a war on. So you can tell your guys that we're pretty cool here. As for the the PaleoPacifists... well, they're...PaleoPacifists. They're pretty okay. In fact, poll-smoking says that most Shroomanians are pretty cool with PeZookians. To be honest, we kind of look up to you guys."
"Truly? That's surprising, with the way some of my subjects regard foreigners, Shroomanians included, I was sure that the sentiments were reciprocated from abroad. So, it's all sunshine and kittens for Shroomania?"
"No really. But yeah. Hey, what's that?"
"A document from the Ministry of the Interior," the King sighed and shook his head. "It seems like someone in my government is actively helping the terrorists."
"Goddamn -" the Prime Minister stopped himself, realizing that this was pretty serious business.
"Libertopians," the King continued for him. "Goddamn them."
"You said it," Shroom nodded as he popped open a bottle of...something. "It's Bear Republican, and don't worry, it's not spiked with anything."
"Wait, did you do that thing to Wes?"
"Hell no. When he turned into... whatever the hell it was, goddamn I was so scared. I was hiding in the toilet stall and crapping my pants!" the Prime Minister confessed, and the King laughed at him. "Though, yeah. Maybe we should subscribe to Stas' little anti-terrorism thing. Between the Libertopians, your problems, that thing in Mangka with the corruption and the tongs and the axe gangs, those goddamn sea monsters, it's gonna be a hell of a year."
"Indeed... not to mention the Super Saddam Special, Langley, the cults in Zablania, and those unicycle midgets... I thought you were kidding, but thank god Shep bombed those..."
"Goddamn Libertopians." the two leaders said as one.
"Anyway, man," the Prime Minister began. "Don't worry about speaking in the Parliament. I'll get those Regressives to shut up, they're always the ones stirring out the shit but I'll get them to behave. Don't mind them. 99% of the Shroomanian population doesn't."
"Hello, Prime Minister."
"You know... I sort of forgot that we had Giant Mushroom Gardens. Actually... I never knew we had 'em. Wow."
"Heh. So Shroom, it seems like both our countries are pretty alike when it comes to Parliament. They just can't get along, except yours are more, err... expressive about it."
"Relax, Your Highness. Those RetroRegressives... no one really listens to them. No one. They're kind of out of touch with reality and the only time people listen to them is when there's a war on. So you can tell your guys that we're pretty cool here. As for the the PaleoPacifists... well, they're...PaleoPacifists. They're pretty okay. In fact, poll-smoking says that most Shroomanians are pretty cool with PeZookians. To be honest, we kind of look up to you guys."
"Truly? That's surprising, with the way some of my subjects regard foreigners, Shroomanians included, I was sure that the sentiments were reciprocated from abroad. So, it's all sunshine and kittens for Shroomania?"
"No really. But yeah. Hey, what's that?"
"A document from the Ministry of the Interior," the King sighed and shook his head. "It seems like someone in my government is actively helping the terrorists."
"Goddamn -" the Prime Minister stopped himself, realizing that this was pretty serious business.
"Libertopians," the King continued for him. "Goddamn them."
"You said it," Shroom nodded as he popped open a bottle of...something. "It's Bear Republican, and don't worry, it's not spiked with anything."
"Wait, did you do that thing to Wes?"
"Hell no. When he turned into... whatever the hell it was, goddamn I was so scared. I was hiding in the toilet stall and crapping my pants!" the Prime Minister confessed, and the King laughed at him. "Though, yeah. Maybe we should subscribe to Stas' little anti-terrorism thing. Between the Libertopians, your problems, that thing in Mangka with the corruption and the tongs and the axe gangs, those goddamn sea monsters, it's gonna be a hell of a year."
"Indeed... not to mention the Super Saddam Special, Langley, the cults in Zablania, and those unicycle midgets... I thought you were kidding, but thank god Shep bombed those..."
"Goddamn Libertopians." the two leaders said as one.
"Anyway, man," the Prime Minister began. "Don't worry about speaking in the Parliament. I'll get those Regressives to shut up, they're always the ones stirring out the shit but I'll get them to behave. Don't mind them. 99% of the Shroomanian population doesn't."
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
- PeZookShroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
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The King rubbed his chin.
"Wait, if 99% of Shroomanians don't mind the RetroRegressives, how did they end up being elected into the Parliament?"
The Prime Minister shrugged "It just kinda happened. I think the voters decided to play a practical joke on me."
"Uh-huh...", King Paul sipped some Bear Republican...something, "Hmm...I kind like it. The fruit aftertaste almost kills off the alcohol. Nice."
"Anyway", he put down the briefing folder and looked up at his counterpart, "About that speech, I was thinking about basing it around security we've won for the Central Sea together and how it benefits everybody. Then I'll butter up a bit, say how great you guys are, yadda yadda. Let me know if you want me to touch on anything specific."
The Prime Minister bit his lip, indicating he was thinking furiously trying to come up with someting very diplomatical and statesly to suggest, but with every idea, his imagination suggested a massive Parliamentary brawl as an inevitable consequence.
"Uh, yeah...I mean, maybe later. Heh."
"That's cool, we still have a few hours untill that adress. And then off to the Mushroom Gardens," the King pointed towards an open tourist guide laying on the bed,"Five meter tall mushrooms! Man, you really should read tourist guides on your own country sometimes."
"Wait, if 99% of Shroomanians don't mind the RetroRegressives, how did they end up being elected into the Parliament?"
The Prime Minister shrugged "It just kinda happened. I think the voters decided to play a practical joke on me."
"Uh-huh...", King Paul sipped some Bear Republican...something, "Hmm...I kind like it. The fruit aftertaste almost kills off the alcohol. Nice."
"Anyway", he put down the briefing folder and looked up at his counterpart, "About that speech, I was thinking about basing it around security we've won for the Central Sea together and how it benefits everybody. Then I'll butter up a bit, say how great you guys are, yadda yadda. Let me know if you want me to touch on anything specific."
The Prime Minister bit his lip, indicating he was thinking furiously trying to come up with someting very diplomatical and statesly to suggest, but with every idea, his imagination suggested a massive Parliamentary brawl as an inevitable consequence.
"Uh, yeah...I mean, maybe later. Heh."
"That's cool, we still have a few hours untill that adress. And then off to the Mushroom Gardens," the King pointed towards an open tourist guide laying on the bed,"Five meter tall mushrooms! Man, you really should read tourist guides on your own country sometimes."
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Constantinople Times
News Headlines
Byzantium formally issues an order for new transports, gunships
Byzantium has formally issues an order to Red Technocracy to buy the following items:
- 6 An-22P Gunships
- 12 An-22(A)
- 6 An-124 RUSLAN
- 6 An-255
- 70 Mi-28 (Latest variant)
To be delivered and paid for over the next 2 years, some of which will be locally assembled, the order further strengthens the military relationship between the two nations.
News Headlines
Byzantium formally issues an order for new transports, gunships
Byzantium has formally issues an order to Red Technocracy to buy the following items:
- 6 An-22P Gunships
- 12 An-22(A)
- 6 An-124 RUSLAN
- 6 An-255
- 70 Mi-28 (Latest variant)
To be delivered and paid for over the next 2 years, some of which will be locally assembled, the order further strengthens the military relationship between the two nations.
Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
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The Red Technocracy starts outfitting two testbeds in it's An-22 fleet into the An-22P gunships. Those gunships are extremely powerful and good against primitives without powerful anti-aircraft means.
A comparison to the heaviest AC-130 configuration yielded the following results:
AC-130U Spooky
Max takeoff weight: 69,750 kg
Max speed 480 kph
Range: 4,070 km
Service ceiling: 9,100 m
Armament:
2× 30 mm Bushmaster II cannon:
Barrel Length 3.405 m
Effective Range 2000 meters
Maximum Range 3000 meters
Maximum ROF 250 rounds per minute
Muzzle velocity 1,405 meters per second
Total Weight 154.6 kg
1× 105 mm M102 howitzer
Automatic: no
Caliber: 105 mm
Length: 5.2 m
Width: 2 m
Height: 1.6 m
Weight: 1.6 tons
Rate of fire: 10 rounds per minute maximum (first 3 minutes), 3 rounds per minute sustained
Range: 11,500 m, 15,100 m with rocket-assisted projectile
An-22P Gunship
Max takeoff weight: 250,000 kg
Max speed 760 kph
Range: 5250 km (transfer range: 10950 km)
Service ceiling: 7500 m
Armament:
2x 6-barrel 30-mm GSH-6-30 autocannons
Barrel length 2040mm
Effective range 1600m
Max range 2000m
Maximum ROF 5100 per minute, sustained ROF 4600 per minute
Muzzle velocity 900m/s
Weight 160 kg
Ammo 500 per each, 1000 additional per each
Aerial cooling
1x 100-mm V-0902 autocannon
Automatic: yes
Caliber: 100 mm
Length: 6.0 m
Width: 2 m
Height: 1.6 m
Weight: 1 ton
Projectile weight: 25 kg
Rate of fire: 10 rounds per minute sustained,
Muzzle velocity: 355 m/s
Range: 7000 m max, 4000 m practical
Cooling: aerial, additional liquid for overheating
The An-22P is much heavier, and much more capable to deliver true hell to any primitive, tribal savage hiding out there in the corners of our glorious New Earth!
Greater range, greater firepower, less crew and fully automated firing systems! Uses common PUAO with the AK-100 class systems. The GH-6-30 are well-tested, time-proven guns that can astound any asshole on the ground with their awesome rate of fire, unleashing waves of anger. This is why the An-22P does not carry any additional armament, like machine guns, but carries additional ammo for it's main 3 guns.
Buy the An-22P!
A comparison to the heaviest AC-130 configuration yielded the following results:
AC-130U Spooky
Max takeoff weight: 69,750 kg
Max speed 480 kph
Range: 4,070 km
Service ceiling: 9,100 m
Armament:
2× 30 mm Bushmaster II cannon:
Barrel Length 3.405 m
Effective Range 2000 meters
Maximum Range 3000 meters
Maximum ROF 250 rounds per minute
Muzzle velocity 1,405 meters per second
Total Weight 154.6 kg
1× 105 mm M102 howitzer
Automatic: no
Caliber: 105 mm
Length: 5.2 m
Width: 2 m
Height: 1.6 m
Weight: 1.6 tons
Rate of fire: 10 rounds per minute maximum (first 3 minutes), 3 rounds per minute sustained
Range: 11,500 m, 15,100 m with rocket-assisted projectile
An-22P Gunship
Max takeoff weight: 250,000 kg
Max speed 760 kph
Range: 5250 km (transfer range: 10950 km)
Service ceiling: 7500 m
Armament:
2x 6-barrel 30-mm GSH-6-30 autocannons
Barrel length 2040mm
Effective range 1600m
Max range 2000m
Maximum ROF 5100 per minute, sustained ROF 4600 per minute
Muzzle velocity 900m/s
Weight 160 kg
Ammo 500 per each, 1000 additional per each
Aerial cooling
1x 100-mm V-0902 autocannon
Automatic: yes
Caliber: 100 mm
Length: 6.0 m
Width: 2 m
Height: 1.6 m
Weight: 1 ton
Projectile weight: 25 kg
Rate of fire: 10 rounds per minute sustained,
Muzzle velocity: 355 m/s
Range: 7000 m max, 4000 m practical
Cooling: aerial, additional liquid for overheating
The An-22P is much heavier, and much more capable to deliver true hell to any primitive, tribal savage hiding out there in the corners of our glorious New Earth!
Greater range, greater firepower, less crew and fully automated firing systems! Uses common PUAO with the AK-100 class systems. The GH-6-30 are well-tested, time-proven guns that can astound any asshole on the ground with their awesome rate of fire, unleashing waves of anger. This is why the An-22P does not carry any additional armament, like machine guns, but carries additional ammo for it's main 3 guns.
Buy the An-22P!
Lì ci sono chiese, macerie, moschee e questure, lì frontiere, prezzi inaccessibile e freddure
Lì paludi, minacce, cecchini coi fucili, documenti, file notturne e clandestini
Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
Uccelli migratori, reti, informazioni, piazze di Tutti i like pazze di passioni...
...La tranquillità è importante ma la libertà è tutto!
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Uccelli migratori, reti, informazioni, piazze di Tutti i like pazze di passioni...
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KING ARIK COYOTUS-I AND ASSISTANT DEPARTS FOR "THE MONACO OF NEW TERRA"-- VULPESIA
ROYAL AIR FORCE HANGAR
The King, His Majesty the Lord Arik Coyotus-I of the People's Republic of Canissia, has made a sudden announcement that he and two of his assistants will be taking a brief visit to the small nation of Vulpesia, which His Excellency likened to be the "Monaco of New Terra".
King Coyotus-I normally travels with a half-dozen personal assistants, but His Majesty commented that the Vulpesia voyage would be a short trip, and ever since the New Years party (which required the rooftop hot tub to be replaced the following day), some of the King's assistants have been feeling somewhat under the weather.
The King assures his adoring people, however, that his ability to govern is unaffected, despite his concern for his personal assistants.
The KIng says that the Vulpesia trip is intended for "relaxation" and a "change of pace". His Majesty credits Vulpesia for being a fine example of governance in a world full of danger.
"Prime Minister Wesfox has chosen to govern well, and with a small nation and limited resources, he has gone the route of peace and created a booming tourist economy," the King said, "I wanted to stop by and make a statement that this is the way to go."
One of his Majesty's assistants, the talented and lovely Miss Jia.
His Majesty's other assistant on the Vulpesia trip, the equally alluring Miss Samira.
ALTERNATE-ENERGY PROJECTS SHOWING PROMISE
LATRANSIAN MOUNTAINS, CANISSIA
The Royal Canissian Energy Ministry announced today that alternate-energy services are booming throughout Canissia, with windmill farms being but one of many forms of alternate energy being harvested. Other froms of energy include tidal and wave-motion machines, of which the largest is under construction in the Rift Strait between Canissia and th eRed Technocracy. When completed, the giant bridge/dam type project will generate an estimated 80 megwatts of energy, split evenly between Canissia and the Red Technocracy.
By far the most pervasive alternate-energy source is the vat-grown algae biodiesel being produced all over the country. This provides nearly 80% of Canissia's fuel production, which is mixed with 20% normal petroleum-based additives.
Canissia plans to share algae-diesel technology with other nations, but no details have been given yet.
Algae Biodiesel vats at work.
MILITARY ROBOTICS TECHNOLOGY ON THE RISE
A combat-engineer robot undergoing trials at Ft. Garou.
FORT GAROU, CANISSIA
Military robots are the wave of the future, but after the Zablonian uprising, some people wonder if the military isn't playing with fire.
"Our military robots are completely safe," says Colonel William Axman, "Unlike the Zablonian robots, the types you see here are built by us, and under our control." Numerous types of robots were shown going through their paces, including anti-aircraft and armored car versions.
The Royal Canissian Army and Marines are big supporters of a combat robot program. Canissia maintains a professional military, made up of volunteers, and does not rely on a draft or conscription. Although such measures are allowed by the Constitution in times of emergency, the King is known to be very wary of resorting to such measures.
"People who do not want to serve tend to be ill-suited to being forced to serve," the King said once at a recent press conference, "Involuntary service is against the principles of freedom for all Canissians."
To make up for potential shortfalls in manpower, the Canissian military has counted on a strong robotics program to ensure maximum combat readiness. Some in the Royal Parliament wonder why, however, since the military has had no problem filling billets.
"We offer plenty of incentives to service," one representative said, "University funding, a wage comperable to the civilian sector-- we're at almost 100% personnel readiness, why do we need to spend money on robots?"
Air Defense Scan robot at work scanning the skies for potential invaders.
But Canissia is a member of larger alliances, most notably the MESS, which does ocassionally get called on to do large-scale, multinational peacekeeping missions in foreign lands.
"In situations like this, it is better to stretch our manpower reserves by using robots where possible," Colonel Axman says. "Foreign adventurism is a political realm where a population's support --and willingness to absorb casualties-- is notoriously low. Robots help alleviate some of the nervousness about ventures that may be dangerous, but necessary."
ROYAL AIR FORCE HANGAR
The King, His Majesty the Lord Arik Coyotus-I of the People's Republic of Canissia, has made a sudden announcement that he and two of his assistants will be taking a brief visit to the small nation of Vulpesia, which His Excellency likened to be the "Monaco of New Terra".
King Coyotus-I normally travels with a half-dozen personal assistants, but His Majesty commented that the Vulpesia voyage would be a short trip, and ever since the New Years party (which required the rooftop hot tub to be replaced the following day), some of the King's assistants have been feeling somewhat under the weather.
The King assures his adoring people, however, that his ability to govern is unaffected, despite his concern for his personal assistants.
The KIng says that the Vulpesia trip is intended for "relaxation" and a "change of pace". His Majesty credits Vulpesia for being a fine example of governance in a world full of danger.
"Prime Minister Wesfox has chosen to govern well, and with a small nation and limited resources, he has gone the route of peace and created a booming tourist economy," the King said, "I wanted to stop by and make a statement that this is the way to go."
One of his Majesty's assistants, the talented and lovely Miss Jia.
His Majesty's other assistant on the Vulpesia trip, the equally alluring Miss Samira.
ALTERNATE-ENERGY PROJECTS SHOWING PROMISE
LATRANSIAN MOUNTAINS, CANISSIA
The Royal Canissian Energy Ministry announced today that alternate-energy services are booming throughout Canissia, with windmill farms being but one of many forms of alternate energy being harvested. Other froms of energy include tidal and wave-motion machines, of which the largest is under construction in the Rift Strait between Canissia and th eRed Technocracy. When completed, the giant bridge/dam type project will generate an estimated 80 megwatts of energy, split evenly between Canissia and the Red Technocracy.
By far the most pervasive alternate-energy source is the vat-grown algae biodiesel being produced all over the country. This provides nearly 80% of Canissia's fuel production, which is mixed with 20% normal petroleum-based additives.
Canissia plans to share algae-diesel technology with other nations, but no details have been given yet.
Algae Biodiesel vats at work.
MILITARY ROBOTICS TECHNOLOGY ON THE RISE
A combat-engineer robot undergoing trials at Ft. Garou.
FORT GAROU, CANISSIA
Military robots are the wave of the future, but after the Zablonian uprising, some people wonder if the military isn't playing with fire.
"Our military robots are completely safe," says Colonel William Axman, "Unlike the Zablonian robots, the types you see here are built by us, and under our control." Numerous types of robots were shown going through their paces, including anti-aircraft and armored car versions.
The Royal Canissian Army and Marines are big supporters of a combat robot program. Canissia maintains a professional military, made up of volunteers, and does not rely on a draft or conscription. Although such measures are allowed by the Constitution in times of emergency, the King is known to be very wary of resorting to such measures.
"People who do not want to serve tend to be ill-suited to being forced to serve," the King said once at a recent press conference, "Involuntary service is against the principles of freedom for all Canissians."
To make up for potential shortfalls in manpower, the Canissian military has counted on a strong robotics program to ensure maximum combat readiness. Some in the Royal Parliament wonder why, however, since the military has had no problem filling billets.
"We offer plenty of incentives to service," one representative said, "University funding, a wage comperable to the civilian sector-- we're at almost 100% personnel readiness, why do we need to spend money on robots?"
Air Defense Scan robot at work scanning the skies for potential invaders.
But Canissia is a member of larger alliances, most notably the MESS, which does ocassionally get called on to do large-scale, multinational peacekeeping missions in foreign lands.
"In situations like this, it is better to stretch our manpower reserves by using robots where possible," Colonel Axman says. "Foreign adventurism is a political realm where a population's support --and willingness to absorb casualties-- is notoriously low. Robots help alleviate some of the nervousness about ventures that may be dangerous, but necessary."
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
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Baernish News Service
File BNS-21
FORTRESS BAERNE- The Ministry of War released a report today, telling of the establishment of a firebase on Libertopian soil. This outpost of civilization on the otherwise lawless island is manned by the First and Second Amphibious Regiment of His Grace's Army, commanded by Colonel Elizabeth Seagrace. The landing of His Grace's troops was contested by an unknown number of Libertopian "soldiers", armed with assault rifles and a few machine guns. These were quickly blasted into submission by supporting from from the squadron of His Grace's Navy that accompanied the troops.
While the exact location is classified, the base is positioned on the Eastern tip of Terra Libertia, and His Grace plans to establish more bases as soon as additional troops can be provided.
File BNS-21
FORTRESS BAERNE- The Ministry of War released a report today, telling of the establishment of a firebase on Libertopian soil. This outpost of civilization on the otherwise lawless island is manned by the First and Second Amphibious Regiment of His Grace's Army, commanded by Colonel Elizabeth Seagrace. The landing of His Grace's troops was contested by an unknown number of Libertopian "soldiers", armed with assault rifles and a few machine guns. These were quickly blasted into submission by supporting from from the squadron of His Grace's Navy that accompanied the troops.
While the exact location is classified, the base is positioned on the Eastern tip of Terra Libertia, and His Grace plans to establish more bases as soon as additional troops can be provided.
Baernish MinState
File BMS-8
His Grace urges the rest of the FUNGAL AXIS and LUN to join in the occupation and pacification of Terra Libertia, because of we don't do something, the goddamn Libertopians will.
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
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K. A. Pital
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Rain Season in the tropical lands of the Red Techocracy
With the rise of monsoons and tropical rains, the spread of diseases can get particulary nasty.
ECSOC and the Secretary General have put forward to the Supreme Council that mandatory vaccinations, for which the policy is already laid, be intensified, and those resisting vaccinations on grounds other than medical, are to be deported out of the Red Technocracy into any accepting nation - failing that, moved to the Terra Libertia.
Such drastic measures were advocated by ECSOC due to the increased danger of pandemia wiping out the entire world in infancy. The straits we are in are particulary close and similar to Africa, Latin America and India/SEA, as are the climatic conditions.
We are ready to work with the Republic of Mangka in the vaccine development sector, to protect our nations, and the world, from the threat of pandemia. Newer and better vaccines, for a greater peace and security!
With the rise of monsoons and tropical rains, the spread of diseases can get particulary nasty.
ECSOC and the Secretary General have put forward to the Supreme Council that mandatory vaccinations, for which the policy is already laid, be intensified, and those resisting vaccinations on grounds other than medical, are to be deported out of the Red Technocracy into any accepting nation - failing that, moved to the Terra Libertia.
Such drastic measures were advocated by ECSOC due to the increased danger of pandemia wiping out the entire world in infancy. The straits we are in are particulary close and similar to Africa, Latin America and India/SEA, as are the climatic conditions.
We are ready to work with the Republic of Mangka in the vaccine development sector, to protect our nations, and the world, from the threat of pandemia. Newer and better vaccines, for a greater peace and security!
Lì ci sono chiese, macerie, moschee e questure, lì frontiere, prezzi inaccessibile e freddure
Lì paludi, minacce, cecchini coi fucili, documenti, file notturne e clandestini
Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
Uccelli migratori, reti, informazioni, piazze di Tutti i like pazze di passioni...
...La tranquillità è importante ma la libertà è tutto!
Lì paludi, minacce, cecchini coi fucili, documenti, file notturne e clandestini
Qui incontri, lotte, passi sincronizzati, colori, capannelli non autorizzati,
Uccelli migratori, reti, informazioni, piazze di Tutti i like pazze di passioni...
...La tranquillità è importante ma la libertà è tutto!
Assalti Frontali
PRESIDENTIAL SUITE, SHROOMANIAN CAPITAL
King Paul straightened his dinner jacket and brushed his hair for the last time. An evening dinner before the parliamentary adress could be more important than the adress itself, and he had to look his best.
"So...ready for the event, honey?"
His wife closed her lipstick and put it in a small, elegant purse. She looked stunning in an evening gown, and wearing fine diamond jewelry.
"Of course, my King", she said and giggled,"Though I would rather spend it here. This bed is absolutely fabulous."
The King smiled.
"Yes," he thought,"Alrik has it right. It's good to be King."
"Well, this will have to wait, dear. We have a banquet to attend, and we can't ruin our hair for that, now can we."
Suddendly, somebody knocked on the door. The King frowned.
"Yes? Come in."
The door cracked open, and two of his advisors came in with concerned looks on their faces. This didn't look good.
"This doesn't look good", King Paul's wife said, reading his thoughts.
"Sire, we have a situation in Libertopia"
"Oh, for fuck's sake! Again?!"
"Yes, but this time one of LUN nations is the instigator."
"Jesus...do you have a proper report?"
"Yes, sire, right here", the military advisor said, handing the King a pendrive.
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HALF AN HOUR LATER, ROOFTOP
The helicopter was waiting, its rotor already spun up. The King's jet was being prepared for takeoff right now, and his entire staff was woken up and briefed on the situation.
"Tell the Foreign Ministry to delay any comments. I want Shroom's opinion on this whole idiotic adventure, and I want an ISCA report on how it will impact ship production. Also, put me in touch with the Technocracy. I want to know what others think of that before we put out an official statement!", the King was shouting orders over the rotor wash,"Nothing good will come out of this..."
He and his wife got on the helicopter, along with two aides. The machine took off, and darted towards the Prime Minister's palace visible in the distance.
"Goddamned Baerne", the King thought, reading through the intelligence report.
King Paul straightened his dinner jacket and brushed his hair for the last time. An evening dinner before the parliamentary adress could be more important than the adress itself, and he had to look his best.
"So...ready for the event, honey?"
His wife closed her lipstick and put it in a small, elegant purse. She looked stunning in an evening gown, and wearing fine diamond jewelry.
"Of course, my King", she said and giggled,"Though I would rather spend it here. This bed is absolutely fabulous."
The King smiled.
"Yes," he thought,"Alrik has it right. It's good to be King."
"Well, this will have to wait, dear. We have a banquet to attend, and we can't ruin our hair for that, now can we."
Suddendly, somebody knocked on the door. The King frowned.
"Yes? Come in."
The door cracked open, and two of his advisors came in with concerned looks on their faces. This didn't look good.
"This doesn't look good", King Paul's wife said, reading his thoughts.
"Sire, we have a situation in Libertopia"
"Oh, for fuck's sake! Again?!"
"Yes, but this time one of LUN nations is the instigator."
"Jesus...do you have a proper report?"
"Yes, sire, right here", the military advisor said, handing the King a pendrive.
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HALF AN HOUR LATER, ROOFTOP
The helicopter was waiting, its rotor already spun up. The King's jet was being prepared for takeoff right now, and his entire staff was woken up and briefed on the situation.
"Tell the Foreign Ministry to delay any comments. I want Shroom's opinion on this whole idiotic adventure, and I want an ISCA report on how it will impact ship production. Also, put me in touch with the Technocracy. I want to know what others think of that before we put out an official statement!", the King was shouting orders over the rotor wash,"Nothing good will come out of this..."
He and his wife got on the helicopter, along with two aides. The machine took off, and darted towards the Prime Minister's palace visible in the distance.
"Goddamned Baerne", the King thought, reading through the intelligence report.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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WesFox13
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Kepler International Airport, Nova Seattlum
Lord Wesley Montgomery walked to the international airport dressed in somewhat formal clothes, meaning a polo shirt and some kahai shorts. Wes went and sat down on a chair awaiting the plane that was coming from Canissia. He sure did hope that Arik would enjoy his time here. He had heard his little speach about his nation calling it the "Monaco of new Terra". Wesley thought a more fitting description was a mix of Sweden and Hawaii becuase of his non involvement in wars and because of the way his little island nation looked. He then saw the plane land on the tarmac and soon began to connect with the airbridge connector.
Lord Wesley Montgomery walked to the international airport dressed in somewhat formal clothes, meaning a polo shirt and some kahai shorts. Wes went and sat down on a chair awaiting the plane that was coming from Canissia. He sure did hope that Arik would enjoy his time here. He had heard his little speach about his nation calling it the "Monaco of new Terra". Wesley thought a more fitting description was a mix of Sweden and Hawaii becuase of his non involvement in wars and because of the way his little island nation looked. He then saw the plane land on the tarmac and soon began to connect with the airbridge connector.
My Political Compass:
Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.90
Designation: Libertarian Left (Social Democrat/Democratic Socialist)
Alignment: Chaotic-Good
Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.90
Designation: Libertarian Left (Social Democrat/Democratic Socialist)
Alignment: Chaotic-Good
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News from the Qudlivun Free State
The Ministry for Foreign Affairs of the Qudlivun Free State has issued a statement blasting the Sovereign Duchy of Baerne for its unilateral military action against Terra Libertia. "This failed state may be a blight on this world," began the Minister for Foreign Affairs, "but that doesn't grant anyone else the right to violate another's sovereignty." The Prime Minister added in a separate statement, "They should be left to their own devices unless aid is specifically requested."
The Grand Duke of Qudlivun has asked the government to explore all possible avenues of response to the matter.
The Ministry for Foreign Affairs of the Qudlivun Free State has issued a statement blasting the Sovereign Duchy of Baerne for its unilateral military action against Terra Libertia. "This failed state may be a blight on this world," began the Minister for Foreign Affairs, "but that doesn't grant anyone else the right to violate another's sovereignty." The Prime Minister added in a separate statement, "They should be left to their own devices unless aid is specifically requested."
The Grand Duke of Qudlivun has asked the government to explore all possible avenues of response to the matter.
“There are two kinds of people in the world: the kind who think it’s perfectly reasonable to strip-search a 13-year-old girl suspected of bringing ibuprofen to school, and the kind who think those people should be kept as far away from children as possible … Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between drug warriors and child molesters.” - Jacob Sullum[/size][/align]