Let's play: SCRAMming up!
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Einhander Sn0m4n
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Einhander Sn0m4n
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MKSheppard
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
My motivation? I want to be the first man on the moon to piss directly onto the surface!
*drink cheap rotgut beer*
*drink cheap rotgut beer*
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
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I would like to remind all candidates that the personal director requires motivational letters to be attached to the CV.
Women are required to submit a bathing suit picture as well due to technical reasons.
Women are required to submit a bathing suit picture as well due to technical reasons.
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Shroom Man 777
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man I wish I was uniquely qualified to be a loadmaster leik you Ri
by having the ability to be totally unaffected by the engine noise!
by having the ability to be totally unaffected by the engine noise!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
- PeZookShroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
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MKSheppard
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This is R'iann Shapp applying for the position of Loadmaster. My friend Mr L would like to apply for the position of Janitor.
What's that John? You want to be co-pilot?
Dream the fuck on.
I don't care how many graphs you've colored in with crayons; nobody's going to put a feeleepini in space.
What's that John? You want to be co-pilot?
Dream the fuck on.
I don't care how many graphs you've colored in with crayons; nobody's going to put a feeleepini in space.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Attention! Attention!
Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises henceforth announces they are looking to fill the following positions with inexpensive candidates. Competence and qualifications are welcome, but low financial expectations are a must.
Vacant positions listed below:
1. Director of finance and strategic planning
2. Director of sales
3. Command pilot
4. Co-pilot
5. Loadmaster
6. Janitor
Company information:
Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprise is a cutting-edge trend-setting startup competing in the cutting edge hi-technology hi-growth markets. Comitted to innovation and the spirit of the free market, our mission is to seek ways to make the world a better place.
We are currently based in Huntsville, Alabama, in a modern one-story office block in the von Braun Aerospace Business Center.
Prospective applicants should send their CV and motivational letter to the following address:
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
Or post them below this message.
We are looking forward to working with you for a better future!
Fixed this to more represent ROCKET CITY USA -- Shep
Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises henceforth announces they are looking to fill the following positions with inexpensive candidates. Competence and qualifications are welcome, but low financial expectations are a must.
Vacant positions listed below:
1. Director of finance and strategic planning
2. Director of sales
3. Command pilot
4. Co-pilot
5. Loadmaster
6. Janitor
Company information:
Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprise is a cutting-edge trend-setting startup competing in the cutting edge hi-technology hi-growth markets. Comitted to innovation and the spirit of the free market, our mission is to seek ways to make the world a better place.
We are currently based in Huntsville, Alabama, in a modern one-story office block in the von Braun Aerospace Business Center.
Prospective applicants should send their CV and motivational letter to the following address:
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
Or post them below this message.
We are looking forward to working with you for a better future!
Fixed this to more represent ROCKET CITY USA -- Shep
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.