Let's play: SCRAMming up!
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- Scottish Ninja
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Unleash a torrent of Russian curses at the phone and hang up.
Ask if it is okay, as an AMERICAN PATRIOTIC CITIZEN OF AMERICA, to make personal calls during work hours. You know, to my ailing grandmother in Smolensk.
Ask if it is okay, as an AMERICAN PATRIOTIC CITIZEN OF AMERICA, to make personal calls during work hours. You know, to my ailing grandmother in Smolensk.
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"If the capsule explodes, heroes of the Zenobian Onion will still rain upon us. Literally!" - Shroom
Cosmonaut Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov (deceased, rain), Cosmonaut Petr Petrovich Petrov, Unnamed MASA Engineer, and Unnamed Zenobian Engineerski in Let's play: BARIS
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- Zixinus
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Ask for target destination, ship specifications (delta-v in particular), launch location and of course, regarding pay.
Then ask whether all the equipment is brought yet (oxygen candles, scales, various land-equipment, interior of the shuttle) then politely suggest that I know a few highly-trained technicians in my family who are looking for work and would be cheaper than hiring locally.
Twirl Mighty Hungarian Mustache* in a dignified manner. Also, ask whether Boyd is required right now, as you know a great, traditional recipe for hangovers.
*for reference
Then ask whether all the equipment is brought yet (oxygen candles, scales, various land-equipment, interior of the shuttle) then politely suggest that I know a few highly-trained technicians in my family who are looking for work and would be cheaper than hiring locally.
Twirl Mighty Hungarian Mustache* in a dignified manner. Also, ask whether Boyd is required right now, as you know a great, traditional recipe for hangovers.
*for reference
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- Eternal_Freedom
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Requests a summary of employees and their roles from the "management."
All whilst verbally fencing with the pink elephant trying to steal my coat...
All whilst verbally fencing with the pink elephant trying to steal my coat...
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
- Ilya Muromets
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
*skitter over to file cabinets and computers and start recording data*
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- MKSheppard
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
ASK to see cargo mass distribution plans and the PSF that the floor of their aerospacecraft can support. What kind of payloads do they plan to be placing into orbit.
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
- Eternal_Freedom
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Recover consciousness. Next actions depend on whether or not Boyd puked on me or not. If he did, remove cheap suit jacket and throw it at the Janitor, it's his job to clear stuff up after all.
If he didn't, check on Boyd to ensure he isn't going to choke on his own vomit while unconscious, all the while demnstrating first aid skills and initiative to employers.
Then ask Floyd where the ship is and when I can start flying.
All done with a proporietary massive hangover headache of course.
If he didn't, check on Boyd to ensure he isn't going to choke on his own vomit while unconscious, all the while demnstrating first aid skills and initiative to employers.
Then ask Floyd where the ship is and when I can start flying.
All done with a proporietary massive hangover headache of course.
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
January 8th 2025
Wednesday
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Conference Room
Unit 215
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
ROUND 2
You are: Group of prospective Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises employees.
You are in a CONFERENCE ROOM. The conference room is EMPTY. There is one DOOR. The air reeks of HUNGARIAN LIQUOR and CHEAP RUSSIAN VODKA. The PAINT on the WALLS is PEELING OFF. There is HORRIBLE MUSIC. It is LOUD.
It is LATER STILL.
The FILIPINO JANITOR is flirting with PHANT. It looks like they may SEX IT UP.
ETERNAL FREEDOM is PASSED OUT on the TABLE.
CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY is talking on the PHONE. He seems UNAFFECTED by the PALINKA.
Your POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS have finally ARRIVED. They approach the TABLE and seem DRUNK out of their FUCKING MINDS. Or maybe STONED.
EMPLOYER 1 Says: *hic* Welcum...welkom...wilkommen...bro, you do zis...
EMPLOYER 2 Says: Heeeee...surethingbro! Higuyswelcometoemployeetrainingandorientation *wheeze* Iamfloyd, floydlloydoneoftheownersof...
EMPLOYER 1 Says: *hic*
EMPLOYER 1 BARFS on the TABLE
EMPLOYER 2 Says: Ohmanohmanohmanohman...anyways this is my bro...my bro Boyd Lloyd we are the Lloyd bros andweownthiscompanyohmanimsohigh...anyway we rule here and we'll make a better future for the world like good AMERICANPATRIOTICCITIZENSOFAMERICA.
BOYD LLOYD Says: I am sober, officer! Entirely sober!
FLOYD LLOYD Says: Anyway...ohmygoditsfullofstars...heeeeeeee....anyway, I'd like to welcome you all to the El Ay Em Eee family!
BOYD LLOYD PASSES OUT on the FLOOR.
FLOYD LLOYD Says: So I guess that's all. Any questions?
What do you do?
Wednesday
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Conference Room
Unit 215
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
ROUND 2
You are: Group of prospective Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises employees.
You are in a CONFERENCE ROOM. The conference room is EMPTY. There is one DOOR. The air reeks of HUNGARIAN LIQUOR and CHEAP RUSSIAN VODKA. The PAINT on the WALLS is PEELING OFF. There is HORRIBLE MUSIC. It is LOUD.
It is LATER STILL.
The FILIPINO JANITOR is flirting with PHANT. It looks like they may SEX IT UP.
ETERNAL FREEDOM is PASSED OUT on the TABLE.
CREEPY RUSSIAN GUY is talking on the PHONE. He seems UNAFFECTED by the PALINKA.
Your POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS have finally ARRIVED. They approach the TABLE and seem DRUNK out of their FUCKING MINDS. Or maybe STONED.
EMPLOYER 1 Says: *hic* Welcum...welkom...wilkommen...bro, you do zis...
EMPLOYER 2 Says: Heeeee...surethingbro! Higuyswelcometoemployeetrainingandorientation *wheeze* Iamfloyd, floydlloydoneoftheownersof...
EMPLOYER 1 Says: *hic*
EMPLOYER 1 BARFS on the TABLE
EMPLOYER 2 Says: Ohmanohmanohmanohman...anyways this is my bro...my bro Boyd Lloyd we are the Lloyd bros andweownthiscompanyohmanimsohigh...anyway we rule here and we'll make a better future for the world like good AMERICANPATRIOTICCITIZENSOFAMERICA.
BOYD LLOYD Says: I am sober, officer! Entirely sober!
FLOYD LLOYD Says: Anyway...ohmygoditsfullofstars...heeeeeeee....anyway, I'd like to welcome you all to the El Ay Em Eee family!
BOYD LLOYD PASSES OUT on the FLOOR.
FLOYD LLOYD Says: So I guess that's all. Any questions?
What do you do?
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
- Zixinus
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
* Drinks vodka. Looks around in confusion. Takes out match, lights it and burps on it. Nearly lights the ceiling on fire.*
"Nice. Good strong. A bit tasteless though, no?"
"Nice. Good strong. A bit tasteless though, no?"
Credo!
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- Scottish Ninja
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Accept offer of pálinka. Offer cheap Russian vodka in return.
Answer my cell phone in heavy Russian accent.
Answer my cell phone in heavy Russian accent.
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"If the capsule explodes, heroes of the Zenobian Onion will still rain upon us. Literally!" - Shroom
Cosmonaut Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov (deceased, rain), Cosmonaut Petr Petrovich Petrov, Unnamed MASA Engineer, and Unnamed Zenobian Engineerski in Let's play: BARIS
Captain, MFS Robber Baron, PRFYNAFBTFC - "Absolute Corruption Powers Absolutely"
- Eternal_Freedom
- Castellan
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Accepts strong drink from Zixinus, drink a toast to President Schwarzenegger, asks if anyone knows whats going on and wtf is the Janitor doing here, asks when we're gonna DO something, then sits down and pulls out the ISS Haynes manual to read up on the potential job.
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
- Zixinus
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
*Gently sings Hungarian dance rhythm*
* The paint starts to peel.*
* Casually offers high-alcohol content drink from suit hip flask, to other potential employees. Even the janitor. *
If someone accepts, I say: "Cheers. Hungarian pálinka. You should be able to see after a few seconds."
For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwfrT3bJweg
* The paint starts to peel.*
* Casually offers high-alcohol content drink from suit hip flask, to other potential employees. Even the janitor. *
If someone accepts, I say: "Cheers. Hungarian pálinka. You should be able to see after a few seconds."
For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwfrT3bJweg
Credo!
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- Shroom Man 777
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
hey there tall dark and hideous
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shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people
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Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
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- Ilya Muromets
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
*downloads music torrents wirelessly off the net, activates the built-in MP3 player, and begins to play music of mismatched genres*PeZook wrote: What do you do?
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"Like I said, I don't care about human suffering as long as it doesn't affect me."
----LionElJonson, admitting to being a sociopathic little shit
"Please educate yourself before posting more."
----Sarevok, who really should have taken his own advice
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
January 8th 2025
Wednesday
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Conference Room
Unit 215
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
ROUND 1
YOU ARE NOW: Group of prospective Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises employees.
You are in a CONFERENCE ROOM. The conference room is EMPTY. There is one DOOR.
It is VERY LATE.
Your POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS have not appeared yet.
There is a FILIPINO JANITOR in the ROOM with you.
What do you do?
Wednesday
HUNTSVILLE ROCKETRIES
In a press conference today, NASA's chief Jason Bourne, appointed by our beloved President For Life Schwarzenegger, announced the International Space Station will remain in orbit for the next five years.
The ISS, considered the world's most expensive space project ever undertaken (topping even the initial construction of Armstrong Base), had been slated for deorbiting several times in the last two decades ; However, NASA considers it role as an orbital fuel depot for Lunar flights to be too important at this moment, and the agency's limited budget prevents the initiation of any projects to replace the aging facility.
NASA had announced a bid for twelve supply flights for the ISS, seeking private contractors to perform a "cheap, efficient and professional service" where the bloated, elitist and socialist government agency cannot.
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Conference Room
Unit 215
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
ROUND 1
YOU ARE NOW: Group of prospective Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises employees.
You are in a CONFERENCE ROOM. The conference room is EMPTY. There is one DOOR.
It is VERY LATE.
Your POTENTIAL EMPLOYERS have not appeared yet.
There is a FILIPINO JANITOR in the ROOM with you.
What do you do?
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
--------------------------------To: Eternal_Freedom
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
Everything will be explained at the orientation session.
January 3rd 2025
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MASTER BLASTER bar
2120 Church Street
Huntsville, AL
"Duuuuuude..."
*puff of smoke*
"Oh bro this is great stuff...urrrp..."
"I see butterflies! Woo!!!"
*puff of smoke, beer belch*
"Ahahahahahahahaha"
"Man...shouldn't we be working?"
"Man we deserve a break! We worked so hard this week!"
*puff of smoke*
"Yeeeeaaah...man, I wrote SO MANY emails! Like five or six..."
"Right, man...a day off! Hehehehe...hey, remember that guy...Ivo...Ive...Ivanov?"
"Oh yeah hehe dumb prick thought he could trick us! Steal our secrets! What does he think, that we're stupid?"
"Oh no we're not! He'll be really pissed when he doesn't get an answer!"
"Hell yeah! Are we awesome at it or what?"
"Damn straight we are!"
"FUCK YEAH!"
"Oh man you're so hot..."
"You too man oh God I'm so wasted..."
*beer belch*
*sounds of drunk people making out*
*blackout*
-------------------------
January 4th 2025
To: Ivan Ivanov
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
Hey man I ws supposed to do sumething wif you applaicatiun but cant remember lol anyways i guess ur a cool dood drop by on the 8th u can be a janitor cool kkk XOXOXOXOX
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
- Eternal_Freedom
- Castellan
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Fuckin' A, flight-testing a mysterious spacecraft. Is there a simulator or are we doing an all-up test?To: Eternal_Freedom
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
I'm not sure dude it's some airplane thing.
They say it's pretty radical, though, it's supposed to go into space and shit. I'm sure a HOTSHOT AMERICAN PATRIOT like you will get a handle of it in no time!
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
- Scottish Ninja
- Jedi Knight
- Posts: 964
- Joined: 2007-02-26 06:39pm
- Location: Not Scotland, that's for sure
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I would like to submit my application for the position of Janitor. I have particular expertise in taking out wastebaskets full of trashed design documents and intensively mopping just outside closed doors behind which sensitive material is being discussed.
Thank you for your prompt attention,
Ivan Ivanov
Thank you for your prompt attention,
Ivan Ivanov
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"If the capsule explodes, heroes of the Zenobian Onion will still rain upon us. Literally!" - Shroom
Cosmonaut Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov (deceased, rain), Cosmonaut Petr Petrovich Petrov, Unnamed MASA Engineer, and Unnamed Zenobian Engineerski in Let's play: BARIS
Captain, MFS Robber Baron, PRFYNAFBTFC - "Absolute Corruption Powers Absolutely"
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
To: Eternal_Freedom
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
I'm not sure dude it's some airplane thing.
They say it's pretty radical, though, it's supposed to go into space and shit. I'm sure a HOTSHOT AMERICAN PATRIOT like you will get a handle of it in no time!
To: Phant
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
Dead sir!
We are pleased to inform you that your application has been APPROVED.
You are cordially invited to our employee training and orientation session in Huntsville in six days. We are sure your time at Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises will be one of learning, growth and self-discovery as we make the world a better place!
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
- Eternal_Freedom
- Castellan
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Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
Sweet. I'll be there ASAP. A question though. What will I actually be flying?
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I'll be your director of finance. I'm in the top five of my financial management and international finance classes. Also: accounting student.
-Sincerely,
Phant
-Sincerely,
Phant
∞
XXXI
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January 2nd 2025
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Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
*doors crash open*
"Bro!"
*sounds of someone falling*
"Jesus bro don't startle me like that I was..."
"Oh crap man sorry..."
"I was researching the markets!"
"I'm really sorry, bro. Could you pull up your boxers? And the pants, too?"
*pause*
"Okay. So what's this about?"
"Check this out! Two more applications!"
"Oh come on...just two?"
"Dude, they're awesome! Look at that guy!"
*ruffling papers*
"Zixinus? What the fuck kinda name is that?"
"No fucking idea. He must be a foreigner."
"Fucking foreigners!"
"But check this out - he landed on the Moon once!"
"No way! Holy shit, he's just what we need! A veteran! DAMN!"
"And look at this one!"
*more shuffling paper*
"Oh fuck me he flew x-wings! I can't believe how lucky we are!"
"Word!"
"Come 'ere, you!"
*POWER HUG*
"Fuck man go back to the library and email the shit out of them before some fucking NASA yokels snatch those two!"
"On it, bro!"
"I'm sorry I ever doubted you, bro! This is going to work out brilliantly!"
"It sure will!"
*POWER HUG*
"GO!"
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Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
*doors crash open*
"Bro!"
*sounds of someone falling*
"Jesus bro don't startle me like that I was..."
"Oh crap man sorry..."
"I was researching the markets!"
"I'm really sorry, bro. Could you pull up your boxers? And the pants, too?"
*pause*
"Okay. So what's this about?"
"Check this out! Two more applications!"
"Oh come on...just two?"
"Dude, they're awesome! Look at that guy!"
*ruffling papers*
"Zixinus? What the fuck kinda name is that?"
"No fucking idea. He must be a foreigner."
"Fucking foreigners!"
"But check this out - he landed on the Moon once!"
"No way! Holy shit, he's just what we need! A veteran! DAMN!"
"And look at this one!"
*more shuffling paper*
"Oh fuck me he flew x-wings! I can't believe how lucky we are!"
"Word!"
"Come 'ere, you!"
*POWER HUG*
"Fuck man go back to the library and email the shit out of them before some fucking NASA yokels snatch those two!"
"On it, bro!"
"I'm sorry I ever doubted you, bro! This is going to work out brilliantly!"
"It sure will!"
*POWER HUG*
"GO!"
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To: Eternal_Freedom
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
Dead sir!
We are pleased to inform you that your application has been APPROVED.
We are looking forward to seeing you in Huntsville for your employee orientation and training session in 6 day's time.
Together we shall build a better future!
P.S.
You have an awesome name and we are glad to have a real PURE BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOT on the team!
To: Zixinus
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
Dead sir!
We are pleased to inform you that your application has been APPROVED,despite your foreign-sounding initials.
We are looking forward to seeing you in Huntsville for your employee orientation and training session in 6 day's time.
Together we shall build a better future!
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It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
- Eternal_Freedom
- Castellan
- Posts: 10380
- Joined: 2010-03-09 02:16pm
- Location: CIC, Battlestar Temeraire
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I'll be pilot. I want to fly and I want to go into space. i've flown X-Wings, how's that for experience?
Baltar: "I don't want to miss a moment of the last Battlestar's destruction!"
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
Centurion: "Sir, I really think you should look at the other Battlestar."
Baltar: "What are you babbling about other...it's impossible!"
Centurion: "No. It is a Battlestar."
Corrax Entry 7:17: So you walk eternally through the shadow realms, standing against evil where all others falter. May your thirst for retribution never quench, may the blood on your sword never dry, and may we never need you again.
- Zixinus
- Emperor's Hand
- Posts: 6663
- Joined: 2007-06-19 12:48pm
- Location: In Seth the Blitzspear
- Contact:
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
I want to be a co-pilot! I haven't crashed into the moon in Orbiter twice now. I even landed once!
If failing that, can I manage sales? I can spin bullshit just fine! Just fine!
If failing that, can I manage sales? I can spin bullshit just fine! Just fine!
Credo!
Chat with me on Skype if you want to talk about writing, ideas or if you want a test-reader! PM for address.
Chat with me on Skype if you want to talk about writing, ideas or if you want a test-reader! PM for address.
Re: Let's play: SCRAMming up!
January 1st 2025
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Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
"Brother!"
"Brother! Come here, give me a hug!"
*CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG*
"So, what do you have for me? Are we ready to sail into open waters?"
"Damn straight we are! Check this out, we've had lots of applications since yesterday!"
"Excellent! We need to fill these positions quickly and get the balls rolling...show me those applications, bro!"
*beer belch* "Here you go..."
*loaded pause*
"You said there were lots of them."
"There are!"
"I see three. And one of them's in crayon."
"Oh, yeah, that one, it's that Filipino guy. He's cheap! Look!"
"He's also an illegal"
"So?"
"So we can get in trouble for hiring him!"
"Oh come on, nobody will ever know!"
"HE WROTE HIS APPLICATION IN CRAYON"
"Don't yell at me!"
"Then stop being a retard!"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you, too!"
*pause*
"I'm sorry, brother."
"I'm sorry too...come 'ere!"
*POWER HUG*
"Okay, we'll think about this 'Mr. L'. Now on to the second one...hey, this Shapp guy seems like our kind! Look here, we wants to piss on the Moon!"
"Awesome!"
"Hell yeah he's awesome! HIRED! On to the last...what the hell?"
*another pause, ruffling paper*
"What's with the ones and zeroes?"
"I don't know. Oh, look, there's a translation."
"Where?"
"Here, flip it over...fold like so...voila!"
"Robotic probe? Do we even have a vacancy like that?"
"Oh, who cares?! He's a robot! We must have a robot!"
"Oh, I suppose...okay, he's hired too."
"And what about that guy?"
"I have no idea he's just been sending us some government papers from th 1960s...full of graphs."
"Okay, whatever, just ignore him and he'll go away. Let me stamp those applications as approved...move to the outbox...there,all done!"
"Great! I'll just type out some replies and..."
"Oh, you should go to a public library. We don't have a computer yet, remember?"
"Ah, right...okay then, bro, see you later!"
*POWER HUG*
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-----------------------------------------HUNTSVILLE ROCKETRIES
ALTEA AEROSPACE GOES OUT OF BUSINESS
In the most shocking piece of news today, the private R&D company Altea Aerospace had announced they filed for bankrupcy protection after a loss, in unspecified circumstances, of their revolutionary Single Stage To Orbit (SSTO) space vehicle, which was slated to undergo first test flights in March.
While the company spokesman has refused to release details of the incident, intrepid HUNTSVILLE ROCKETRIES reporters have found that federal investigation is ongoing into activities of several high-ranking Altea executives just prior to the vehicle loss.
The SSTO aerospacecraft, tenatively named the "XR-2" was supposed to revolutionize the world of rocketry, allowing for cheap and reuseable transport of passengers and cargo to low earth orbit and, with refuelling, all the way to lunar bases in Brighton Beach and the Armstrong Crater. It was only made possible by quantum leaps in materials science made within the last decade, and Altea had managed to secure billions in private and Federal funding to realize the project.
We will inform our readers of any new developments concerning this story.
![Image](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a271/PeZook/Lets%20play%20SCRAMMING%20UP/officebefore.jpg)
Offices of Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises
Unit 213
312 von Braun Avenue
Huntsville, AL
"Brother!"
"Brother! Come here, give me a hug!"
*CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG*
"So, what do you have for me? Are we ready to sail into open waters?"
"Damn straight we are! Check this out, we've had lots of applications since yesterday!"
"Excellent! We need to fill these positions quickly and get the balls rolling...show me those applications, bro!"
*beer belch* "Here you go..."
*loaded pause*
"You said there were lots of them."
"There are!"
"I see three. And one of them's in crayon."
"Oh, yeah, that one, it's that Filipino guy. He's cheap! Look!"
"He's also an illegal"
"So?"
"So we can get in trouble for hiring him!"
"Oh come on, nobody will ever know!"
"HE WROTE HIS APPLICATION IN CRAYON"
"Don't yell at me!"
"Then stop being a retard!"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you, too!"
*pause*
"I'm sorry, brother."
"I'm sorry too...come 'ere!"
*POWER HUG*
"Okay, we'll think about this 'Mr. L'. Now on to the second one...hey, this Shapp guy seems like our kind! Look here, we wants to piss on the Moon!"
"Awesome!"
"Hell yeah he's awesome! HIRED! On to the last...what the hell?"
*another pause, ruffling paper*
"What's with the ones and zeroes?"
"I don't know. Oh, look, there's a translation."
"Where?"
"Here, flip it over...fold like so...voila!"
"Robotic probe? Do we even have a vacancy like that?"
"Oh, who cares?! He's a robot! We must have a robot!"
"Oh, I suppose...okay, he's hired too."
"And what about that guy?"
"I have no idea he's just been sending us some government papers from th 1960s...full of graphs."
"Okay, whatever, just ignore him and he'll go away. Let me stamp those applications as approved...move to the outbox...there,all done!"
"Great! I'll just type out some replies and..."
"Oh, you should go to a public library. We don't have a computer yet, remember?"
"Ah, right...okay then, bro, see you later!"
*POWER HUG*
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To: R'Iann Shapp
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
Dear Sir/Madam/Other
Seasons greetings! I am barrister Envoy Lee Jones from Nigeria, Africa. I like inform you I have at mi dysposel a sum of 1 200 000 (one million two hundred thousand dollar only) belonging to a late customer of mine, mr...
To: R'Iann Shapp
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
Dead sir!
We are pleased to inform you that your application has been APPROVED.
We are looking forward to seeing you in Huntsville for your employee orientation and training session in 7 day's time.
Together we shall build a better future!
To: Mr. L
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
You're hired. Meet us at the MASTER BLASTER gay bar in Huntsville in a week. I will be wearing a policeman's cap for identification.
Make sure to bring your own mop.
To: ????
From: Lloyd Aerospace and Management Enterprises (hotstud1123@hotmail.com)
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![Image](http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a271/PeZook/moonlandingbanner.jpg)
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.