What a dickish thing to do.Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.
The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.
A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.
In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.
Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.
“You could spot them in several intersections and you could see all sorts of reactions to them,” she said. “Some would blush, others would laugh, and most would take photos.”
Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
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Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
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Re: Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
Someone should probably ask these guys where they were the night these things started showing up.
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Elheru Aran
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Re: Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
Guess someone wanted to give Portland the shaft. Well, balls to them. I suspect the city has plenty of its own tools standing around. Just need to send out a few tall boys to poke those wieners down.
...this thread is totally going to turn into a sausage-fest, isn't it?
...this thread is totally going to turn into a sausage-fest, isn't it?
It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.
Re: Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
And we have a wiener!Elheru Aran wrote:Guess someone wanted to give Portland the shaft. Well, balls to them. I suspect the city has plenty of its own tools standing around. Just need to send out a few tall boys to poke those wieners down.
...this thread is totally going to turn into a sausage-fest, isn't it?
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Re: Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
*bows* Thank you, thank you, thank you all. Just happy I was able to get it up. It's not easy to polish my knob like that. But then, I know I am in distinguished company, a battalion of boffers all. You dinks don't need to let any wankers blow you away. But let's pack it up and let these putzes in Portland whack their tallies with a tent pole or two before the birds start pecking away. May the Schwarz be with you all!
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Re: Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
Is this better than ding-dong ditching a bunch of houses?
What kind of prick would go to this trouble? I will admit it takes balls to do this, though.
All punning aside, I can't help but be reminded of the "tie shoes together and throw over power line" thing.
What kind of prick would go to this trouble? I will admit it takes balls to do this, though.
All punning aside, I can't help but be reminded of the "tie shoes together and throw over power line" thing.
Sig images are for people who aren't fucking lazy.
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Re: Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
You're not leaving the rest of us much to whip out here.Elheru Aran wrote:*bows* Thank you, thank you, thank you all. Just happy I was able to get it up. It's not easy to polish my knob like that. But then, I know I am in distinguished company, a battalion of boffers all. You dinks don't need to let any wankers blow you away. But let's pack it up and let these putzes in Portland whack their tallies with a tent pole or two before the birds start pecking away. May the Schwarz be with you all!
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Re: Portland sees rash of dildos hanging from power lines
He wants to cum out ahead early.TOSDOC wrote:You're not leaving the rest of us much to whip out here.Elheru Aran wrote:*bows* Thank you, thank you, thank you all. Just happy I was able to get it up. It's not easy to polish my knob like that. But then, I know I am in distinguished company, a battalion of boffers all. You dinks don't need to let any wankers blow you away. But let's pack it up and let these putzes in Portland whack their tallies with a tent pole or two before the birds start pecking away. May the Schwarz be with you all!
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You will be assimilated...bunghole!